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Wet Dreams - For Contest

An incontinent man from Thottle
Slept with his hot water bottle
It burst in the night
His wife got a fright
She said next time do use your pottle

05~03~15
Quotation used:- Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards. Benjamin Franklin
Contest: Dumb and Dumber Quotes - Sponsor John Freeman

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2015

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Viv Wigley Date: 6/21/2015 12:17:00 AM After reading the title, it seems I was a little premature. And not for the first time. Great win, Jan. I think from now on I'll define victory as 'doing an Allison'. Viv x ps- Quote for men; 'To keep the marriage brimming, with love in the loving cup, whenever you're wrong admit it, and whenever you're right- shut up' Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/21/2015 10:29:00 AM ha ha ha - oh to be immortalised with my own quote for titles with subtle innuendo - that bit of poetic licence I love!!! Hugs jan xx

Carrie Richards Date: 6/20/2015 10:06:00 AM Funny one Jan !! Well done !! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/20/2015 10:08:00 AM Thanks Carrie:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 6/19/2015 4:59:00 PM way to go, Jan. It is a well deserved win. Congrats to you. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/19/2015 5:00:00 PM Thanks Andrea - at least no one has complained about the title .... yet lol:-) hugs jan xx

Paul Callus Date: 6/19/2015 4:01:00 PM It's always a good feeling coming back with congratulations, Jan:) Very merited top win!!! hugs // paul Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/19/2015 4:06:00 PM Thanks Paul I do appreciate your support:) Hugs jan xx

Joseph May Date: 6/19/2015 6:13:00 AM Congrats on a great first place win Jan... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/19/2015 6:17:00 AM Thanks Joseph it was a great fun contest to enter:-) hugs jan xx

Alexis Y. Date: 6/19/2015 12:17:00 AM Hi Jan, I just by tonight to say congrats on your big win:) Alexis Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/19/2015 2:05:00 AM Thanks so much Alexis:-) Hugs jan xx

Tim Ryerson Date: 6/19/2015 12:06:00 AM Love it Jan! You had me thinking dirty-old-man thoughts with that title too...Congrats - Tim Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/19/2015 2:04:00 AM I do like to be 'creative' with my titles Tim lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Skat A Date: 6/19/2015 12:01:00 AM Hi Jan, Congrats on your win. **SKAT** Login to Reply

Poet Destroyer A Date: 6/18/2015 11:11:00 PM Jan :) Congratulations on your Dumb and Dumber Personal quote win.... WUV ~LINDA~ Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/19/2015 2:04:00 AM Thanks Linda:-) hugs Jan xx

John Freeman Date: 6/18/2015 11:08:00 PM Had to do a little research on this one Jan. Very smartly maneuvered! Loved it. Agape, Moses Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/19/2015 2:03:00 AM Thanks John I had GREAT fun writing this one and thanks for letting me share the top spot :-) hugs Jan xx

Alexander Seal Date: 5/30/2015 2:58:00 AM Thats great - facial expressions would be great to see! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/30/2015 3:46:00 AM Yes one thing we can't recreate too well in such a short poem:-) Hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 5/4/2015 3:58:00 PM oh you came up with a great idea. How I hope to have time for this contest!! Love it. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/4/2015 4:18:00 PM Thanks Andrea i do like to have fun with the titles too lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Jaycee Cervenka Date: 5/3/2015 9:04:00 PM This little lim should do quite well. The boys from nonsense alley have definitely rubbed off in thevbest of ways! Janet. ..ps are we 100% sure it was just the water bottle? Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/4/2015 2:33:00 AM Who knows lol:-) Hugs jan xx

Arthur Vaso Date: 5/3/2015 8:17:00 PM LOL you have outdone yourself!!!! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/4/2015 2:33:00 AM LOL Arthur - look out for today's offering later lol:-) Hugs jan xx

Eve Roper Date: 5/3/2015 2:08:00 PM Hahaha..... so funny Jan, you really outdid yourself on this one a winner for sure. :~) hugs Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/3/2015 2:17:00 PM I post and hope the sponsors like it Eve:-) Hugs Jan xx

James Fraser Date: 5/3/2015 2:06:00 PM Now why did I dread opening up this poem. I had visions of me swimming away ;-) nothing ventured, nothing gained. Another classic gem from your pen Jan. Apologies for being late in catching up on your wonderful poetry, hugs // James xxx Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/3/2015 2:16:00 PM err could be the title that did it James lol - don't judge a book by its cover lol:-) Have another class title for tomorrow's limerick - you have been warned lol:-) Hugs jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire Date: 5/3/2015 1:08:00 PM :D You gave me a great laugh, Jan! I'd probably throttle this man from Thottle. I'm sure John will love it too. Wishing you success in his contest! (Thanks for your comments on the Butt Head) Love, Carolyn Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/3/2015 1:14:00 PM LOL Carolyn - there are tactful ways to deal with things we see here lol lol ;-) hugs Jan xx

Emile Pinet Date: 5/3/2015 10:22:00 AM Very well done with wonderful mental imagery. Emile. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/3/2015 12:25:00 PM Thanks Emile - but when I found the image I had to go with it - the en suite bit made me giggle:-) Hugs Jan xx

Richard Lamoureux Date: 5/3/2015 9:16:00 AM Ha ha! Good one. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/3/2015 12:23:00 PM Thanks Richard:-) Hugs Jan xx

Archana Garg Date: 5/3/2015 9:01:00 AM Hehehe , very funny. Login to Reply Archana Garg Date: 5/4/2015 6:30:00 AM Thanks Jan, Archana is an Indian name and I am also a wonderful person.Hehehehe Jan Allison Date: 5/3/2015 12:22:00 PM Thanks Archana:-) You have a wonderful name - one of the teachers from school has the same name and she is a wonderful person :-) Hugs Jan xx

Nandita Das Date: 5/3/2015 8:26:00 AM Hahaha...Funny as ever. Your poem titles are as big a hit as your poems. #7 Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/3/2015 8:29:00 AM I do work hard on my titles Nandita - I couldn't resist this one ! Hugs Jan xx

Joseph May Date: 5/3/2015 8:13:00 AM haha...nice one Jan.. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/3/2015 8:15:00 AM Thanks Joseph glad I made you smile:-) Hugs Jan xx

Casarah Nance Date: 5/3/2015 7:41:00 AM Hahaha oh that is funny. Thanks for the laughs :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/3/2015 7:42:00 AM I have another equally creative title for tomorrow:-) Hugs Jan xx

Kp Nunez Date: 5/3/2015 6:42:00 AM LOL! Woman, you're on a celebratory rampage! Needed that laugh! Hugs! Kim :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/3/2015 6:51:00 AM ha ha ha Kim - I have another one to post tomorrow with an equally creative title:-) Hugs Jan xx

Eileen Manassian Date: 5/3/2015 6:26:00 AM Yup...you got me at the title....Drew me in....you did! You did! I knew though that it wouldn't be about THAT! Surely! ;) AND....it wasn't. Oh Jan. Hugs, sweetie. I have been reading you now and again...just so busy. I just soupmailed ya. Hugs Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/3/2015 6:28:00 AM I do like to have fun with the title - me write anything naughty - oh Eileen as IFi would lol:-) Lovely to see you my friend:-) Hugs Jan xx

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