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Vodge Diper

The day started badly as I had a bat flattery on my vodge diper

It was roaring with pain when I arrived at the par cark at the mall
Went to put my bopping in the shoot and I turned into a bowel feast
I’d had a blushing crow… there was a rent in the dear
It had been hit by a bunken drum  - I was mopping had!

He tried to apologise but was whiring his slords
I got out my phobile moan and a policeman cook my tall
He arrived at the mall in his canda par at the lead of spite
After my lad buck I went home to tell dumb and mad
Dad teased my ears, said I could use the buttle shush until it was mended 

Contest: Spoonerisms Sponsored by Roy Jerden
02~29~16

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Timothy Hicks Date: 3/30/2016 6:42:00 PM Keep being you, Jan! Yes ... I always like to go for the laugh, too ... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/31/2016 2:04:00 AM Thanks for the vote of confidence Timothy :-) hugs Jan xx

Anisha Dutta Date: 3/30/2016 1:43:00 PM Excellent composition.Congrats JAN to win. Hugs. Anisha D Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/30/2016 2:07:00 PM Thanks so much Anisha:-) hugs Jan xx

Timothy Hicks Date: 3/30/2016 11:34:00 AM "and I turned into a bowel feast" ... You just won't quit with your diaper poetry, will you Jan? First your Grook, then your footle (old one), and now THIS. Next you'll be telling you write your poems while sitting on the can .... oh wait .... never mind. Congrats on a well deserved win! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/30/2016 11:38:00 AM LOL yes there does seem to be a bit of a trend with my humour - so when I do my book you have been warned lol I've got to say i love the line about a bowel feast - as long as I make people smile that is the most important thing lol:-) hugs jan xx

Charlie Smith Date: 3/30/2016 9:46:00 AM Congratulations on a deserving win Jan... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/30/2016 10:21:00 AM Thanks so much Charlie:-) hugs Jan xx

Dr. Upma A. Sharma Date: 3/29/2016 2:16:00 AM Congrats on ur awesome winning write dear Jan! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/29/2016 4:29:00 AM Thanks so much Dr Sharma:-) hugs Jan xx

Brian Mcclain Date: 3/28/2016 11:24:00 PM Hi Jan, Congrats on your contest win with this clever, funny poem! Cheers, Brian Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/28/2016 11:27:00 PM Many thanks Brian:-) hugs Jan xx

Joanna Daniel Date: 3/28/2016 11:10:00 PM Great job:) congratulations on your win:) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/28/2016 11:23:00 PM Thanks so much Joe it was a fun contest to write for:-) hugs Jan xx

Laura Leiser Date: 3/28/2016 10:09:00 PM Back to congratulate you on this great and funny poem, Jan! Love it :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/28/2016 10:51:00 PM Thanks so much Laura:-) hugs Jan xx

Janice Canerdy Date: 3/28/2016 8:57:00 PM A fun one, Jan! Congrats on your win. Janice Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/28/2016 10:50:00 PM Thanks so much Janice:-) hugs Jan xx

Roy Jerden Date: 3/28/2016 7:04:00 PM Great one, Jan! I had to dock you one mark for free verse, but it was really good. I would have titled it Vodge Diaper (American for nappy) because I thought it funnier, but yours works too. Congratulations! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/28/2016 10:50:00 PM Thanks so much for a fabulous contest Roy - sorry I couldn't get the poem to rhyme ... and I will now change the title as it does work better than my original:-) hugs Jan xx

Mark Peterson Date: 3/28/2016 6:59:00 PM So much fun, Jan, with lots of novel twists. I kind of wish had called it your Vodge Diaper. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/28/2016 10:49:00 PM Thanks Mark:-) I will change the title now:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph May Date: 3/28/2016 6:33:00 PM Congrats on a great win Jan! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/28/2016 6:34:00 PM Many thanks Joseph:-) hugs Jan xx

Sandra Haight Date: 3/28/2016 5:37:00 PM Nicely done, Jan! Congrats on your win. Hugs, Sandra Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/28/2016 5:38:00 PM Many thanks Sandra it was a fun contest to write for:-) hugs jan xx

Carrie Richards Date: 3/28/2016 5:22:00 PM Wasn't this fun to do? Sort of makes the head spin, but it's great to play with words !! Well done, Jan! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/28/2016 5:24:00 PM I really enjoyed this contest Carrie and reading the winning poems is such fun:-) hugs jan xx

Mark Peterson Date: 3/16/2016 10:28:00 PM Up to your old six I tree. Both you and I know, it's larder than it hooks. A bat on the pack for you. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/17/2016 7:43:00 PM LOL love your comment Mark it really is a challenge:-) hugs Jan xx

Maurice Yvonne Date: 3/5/2016 4:26:00 PM That's hysterical Jan! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/5/2016 6:05:00 PM I couldn't put it in my poem lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Maurice Yvonne Date: 3/5/2016 11:09:00 AM Excellent! It was an easy read for me. Don't ask me why but the conversion was more than simple for me. I guess that means you did an amazing job taking on this challenge. A Fav! Lots of Love, armand. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/5/2016 4:22:00 PM Thanks Armand - I think Roy has set quite a challenge - he wanted imaginary poems if possible but this was my best shot - if I dont place high I wont turn into a 'shining wit' lol :-) hugs Jan xx

Laura Leiser Date: 3/4/2016 5:21:00 PM Oh, I loved this great spoonerism poem, Jan!! Funny and excellent in every way! This should do berry vell in the contest;) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/4/2016 5:22:00 PM Thanks Laura - I hope it places as Roy prefers rhyming poems for this contest but I gave it my best shot and I had fun with the theme:-) hugs Jan xx

Constance La France Date: 3/4/2016 1:59:00 AM Jan, oh boy where is the translator, this is like another language, well done, best of luck in the contest, and I am loving this 7 ~ Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/4/2016 4:11:00 AM I considered putting a translation but once you get into the flow of the spoonerisms its quite easy to understand lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Sneha Rv Date: 3/2/2016 3:46:00 PM How fantastic!! You make it look so easy.. This is just so amazing, dear Jan!! Hope it does really well in the contest!! :D :D Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/3/2016 6:39:00 PM Thanks Sneha - Roy really wants rhyming poems so I don't expect to place well but I did have fun with the theme:-) hugs Jan xx

Barry Stebbings Date: 3/2/2016 2:26:00 PM Nice, clever. Barry Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/3/2016 6:38:00 PM thanks Barry:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 3/2/2016 4:25:00 AM - I admire this with joy, indeed a great poem Jan !!! - Good luck in the contest - (I'm waiting for the spring :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/3/2016 6:37:00 PM Thanks Anne Lise:-) We have reverted to winter has sleet and hail yesterday and gale force winds and rain today:-( hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 3/2/2016 12:19:00 AM this is SO cute. MAN, you are GOOD with these!!! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/2/2016 3:54:00 AM Thanks Andrea - even though I've not used Rhyme I hope Roy likes it :-) hugs jan xx

Keith Bickerstaffe Date: 3/1/2016 3:55:00 PM Hilarious Jan... so well written. I love your 'Vodge Diper experience! Best wishes, Keith Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/1/2016 4:09:00 PM Thanks Keith - I have to admit I've never even seen this type of car let alone driven one lol:-) hugs Jan xx

James Inman Date: 3/1/2016 8:04:00 AM Nice Jan, it sounds like you might be whiring your slords a bit too. Have been drinking? Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/1/2016 4:08:00 PM Only drink tea James lol:-) hugs Jan xx

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