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Vacation, Duration, Frustration, grrr

I know of a pretty New Jersey lass Who decided to vacation First Class But on the very first night Oh no! Cancelled flight What a total pain in the *** I'm sure her tomorrows will be better Or she'll surely be posting a letter If her plane don't take off soon It could be worse than High Noon She'll be angry, we'll just have to fetter When things couldn't have gotten any worse Once again she has to dip into her purse For the flight is okay But triple charges she'll pay A vacation just shouldn't be a curse .

Copyright © | Year Posted 2014




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Date: 9/1/2014 9:17:00 AM
I love this poem and how you always put humour in your poems...well most of them. :)
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James Fraser
Date: 9/1/2014 3:11:00 PM
Many thanks Talicia, James :)
Date: 7/29/2014 12:52:00 PM
James, Sweet smiles to you, sweet smiles to all.. Congratulations, on making Carolyn's Vacation Humor contest list. LOVE LINDA
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Date: 7/29/2014 3:50:00 AM
James, love your funny, clever limericks.. Congrats on your fine win as well!
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James Fraser
Date: 8/2/2014 12:27:00 PM
They're fun to write, and a challenge to achieve the 'Punch Line' many thanks once again Dave, James :)
Date: 7/27/2014 10:09:00 AM
Bravo, grats on your win sweetie!
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James Fraser
Date: 7/27/2014 1:32:00 PM
Thank you kindly Casarah. Limericks are fun to write, James.....
Date: 7/27/2014 9:07:00 AM
Well done! Congratulations on your placement!
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James Fraser
Date: 7/27/2014 1:26:00 PM
Thank you Roy, much appreciated, James.....
Date: 7/27/2014 8:39:00 AM
Great winning limericks James! Big Congrats!
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James Fraser
Date: 7/27/2014 1:10:00 PM
Thanks Upma, always a challenge to get the punch lines, James.....
Date: 7/27/2014 1:01:00 AM
A Great string of Limerick. Congrats on the win, James
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James Fraser
Date: 7/27/2014 12:43:00 PM
It was fun writing it Dr. Ram, glad you liked it, James.....
Date: 7/26/2014 4:29:00 PM
A great win. Love, Joyce
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James Fraser
Date: 7/27/2014 12:39:00 PM
Many thanks Joyce, James x
Date: 7/26/2014 1:56:00 PM
Awesome win, James. I knew this would be on the list.
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James Fraser
Date: 7/27/2014 12:31:00 PM
Thank you kindly Andrea :) xx
Date: 7/26/2014 1:41:00 PM
Way to go with this great winning work..Congrats...Sara
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James Fraser
Date: 7/27/2014 12:23:00 PM
Thank you Sara, it was a joy to write, James :)
Date: 7/26/2014 11:52:00 AM
Dear James, LOVE this poem! Congratulations on a great win and thank you for supporting my contest. Love, Carolyn
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James Fraser
Date: 7/27/2014 12:19:00 PM
Thank you kindly for honouring my Limerick Carolyn, James :)
Date: 7/16/2014 5:44:00 PM
It's a dang shame when they turn into a curse, that is for sure. Nicely done, my friend. A sure winner.
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James Fraser
Date: 7/17/2014 2:00:00 PM
Thank you Andrea, as yet I've to witness such vacation blues, so hopefully never, James :)
Date: 7/16/2014 5:08:00 PM
Reads like a winner..Way to go for the contest..Thanks for stopping by..Most of my trip to The Grand Canyon wasn't that bad and I was blessed to get to go and see the magnificent sight..Sara
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James Fraser
Date: 7/17/2014 1:56:00 PM
I'm glad you managed to witness such a terrific place, James :)
Date: 7/16/2014 2:36:00 PM
Whew! Another reason I don't fly!!.. Good luck in the contest my friend.. Hugs.. Arlene
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James Fraser
Date: 7/17/2014 1:32:00 PM
Your words will soar for you Arlene, James :)
Date: 7/14/2014 8:04:00 PM
damn triple charges! GO RUSH. yOU are the only one who recognized what the piece was about! NICE FISHEYE LENS bro.!
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James Fraser
Date: 7/17/2014 1:21:00 PM
Domo Arigato JS, just maybe this 'Highlander' is no longer a 'Man in the Wilderness' thanks kindly :) :)
Date: 7/12/2014 4:48:00 PM
Got me chuckling..I wouldn't be so happy if it happened to me though : ).Very entertaining poem,highlander.
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James Fraser
Date: 7/17/2014 1:16:00 PM
Thank you kindly Charmaine, and your right, I don't think we'd want this to happen to us, James :)
Date: 7/12/2014 12:06:00 PM
I think this is just what she is looking for. We ended up with LOTs of extra charges last time we flew.. good one! BG
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James Fraser
Date: 7/17/2014 1:12:00 PM
I thoroughly enjoyed writing this Limerick, and Carolyn gave us the clues in her Blog, thanks Barbara ;) James :)