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Sid suffers from bad constipation This causes his wife aggravation You should eat some bran Exclaims his wife Fran This requires his co-operation But stubborn Sid won’t copy Fran Who adores eating healthy wheat bran And he won’t eat veg Like their grandson Reg So Sidney spends hours on the can 11/04/21

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Valsa George

Date: 11/19/2021 6:15:00 PM

Ha.... ha ! This is indeed so funny....!! The picture reflects all his strain for not following a healthy dietary pattern...!

Maurice Rigoler

Date: 11/18/2021 8:15:00 PM

And rightly so! I love bran and use it in many baked good as well as raw with milk and fruit. You won't catch me groaning on the can! / Maurice

Jack Horne

Date: 11/14/2021 7:23:00 AM

LOL, loved this & had a chuckle at the pic too. I hope you are feeling better now, my friend xx

Mark Koplin

Date: 11/13/2021 5:55:00 AM

LOL, love that picture. Thanks for the laugh, I needed it!

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 11/11/2021 12:00:00 PM

Oooh no! Ugh! I am having sympathy pains now and they are not making me happy.

Gershon Wolf

Date: 11/10/2021 3:09:00 PM

Perhaps Sidney needs a new pair of kidneys! lol. Or maybe if we nicknamed him 'Tiger,' he'd eat some fiber. ~ Just sayin,' gw

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 11/6/2021 4:11:00 PM

Hello Jan ... a good dose of epsom salts will have Syd suffering from 'constipation reversa' Jan - Lindsay

Debra L Brown

Date: 11/6/2021 3:21:00 PM

Hi Jan, I nearly blew tea out my nose, when I opened up my browsers on this picture (LoL) Only in Limerick, can you have so much fun. Loved it ~ Debbie

Mike Gentile

Date: 11/6/2021 12:32:00 PM

And the pic you found is perfect Jan !! Keep 'em coming!! Happy Saturday xxoo

John Watt

Date: 11/5/2021 11:50:00 PM

Poor Fran deserves someone less stuck up than Sid... thanks for the grin! Hugs ~ John

Terry Flood

Date: 11/5/2021 3:27:00 PM

Perhaps he wants to emulate Elvis, Jan. Fun poem bloated with dietary advice. Terry

Rico Leffanta

Date: 11/5/2021 11:41:00 AM

Living so near Eire, I am surprised he is not aware of Murphy's Law: Go for a walk, and when you are the furthest from a toilet, you will have a dire need to use one! Enjoyed, Jan! Aloha!

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 11/5/2021 11:32:00 AM

Your "TOILET TROUBLE" is a fun/cute~~story/write. He needs to listen to Fran. Have a blessed/fun day................

Lisa Ricci

Date: 11/5/2021 6:45:00 AM

Well now Jan - Your entry and format did not disappoint with the fun and play. You wrote in the true spirit of it all. Truly. Have a wonderful day. Keep enjoying poetry poetrysoup and the limerick format. PS - blessings to both Sid and Fran. (smile)

Deb M

Date: 11/5/2021 2:26:00 AM

Queen of Poop Tales strikes again! Really funny Jan! Debx

L Milton Hankins

Date: 11/4/2021 8:08:00 PM

I agree with Joe and Belle. He's a very silly man. Hey, he could save himself a lot of time if he would drink a glass of metamucil each morning. It tastes like orange juice and gets the job done!

Joe Dimino

Date: 11/4/2021 7:03:00 PM

Silly man. Some problems are easily solved, yet many choose to continue grunting and groaning though everything when so unnecessary. Great limerick, Jan.