Today

Today, I love you. Today, I hate you. This week, I love you, This week, I hate you. Can this go on, it has for years. This love hate relationship, is now over. I am kicking you to the curb, to the trash can you must go. Did you figure me out, I am your bathroom scale. Hooray~you are gone.

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Paula Goldsmith

Date: 6/21/2023 11:20:00 AM

Today Date Written: 4/30/2023 "3 Place"

Marikate Kingston

Date: 6/5/2023 8:20:00 PM

This was so funny. I had a good chuckle. I feel your pain Paula. That darn scale One day you can zip things up the next day you can't. Go figure. Thank goodness I don't have a scale in my house! Unfortunately Toll House has taken its place. Just kidding...or am I ? Tee hee. Congrads' on your win :)

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 6/6/2023 4:25:00 PM

Thank You for your congratulations. Glad you enjoyed this fun "Today" write. Love Toll House but it does Not love me back. Hahaha... I have been off Soup for a few weeks. I could not do it with my health problems. I am much better. Thank God. Have a very blessed day................

Charles Coon

Date: 6/4/2023 12:37:00 PM

Life as lived! Good work, Paula..

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 6/6/2023 4:23:00 PM

Glad you enjoyed this fun write. I have been off Soup for a few weeks. I could not do it with my health problems. I am much better. Thank God. Have a very blessed day................

Smita Kulkarni

Date: 5/31/2023 10:00:00 AM

Loved reading your poem!!

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 6/6/2023 4:22:00 PM

Glad you love this write. I have been off Soup for a few weeks. I could not do it with my health problems. I am much better. Thank God. Have a very blessed day................

Bill Baker

Date: 5/25/2023 3:51:00 PM

Did figure it out, but agree with the outcome. :-) Fun read, Paula. Congrats on you win my friend. Hugs, Bill

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 6/6/2023 4:21:00 PM

Thank You for your congratulations. Glad you enjoyed my fun write. I have been off Soup for a few weeks. I could not do it with my health problems. I am much better. Thank God. Have a very blessed day................

Sam Kauffman

Date: 5/10/2023 10:05:00 AM

Oh Paula, this is a delightful bit of realistic whimsy that so many of us can relate to on an every day basis!!! Congratulations on this delight! Blessings.

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 5/11/2023 11:52:00 AM

Thanks for your note and for your congratulations. Glad enjoyed my fun "Today" write. Yes, many can relate to this write. Have a fun day with a laugh or two..............

Len Gasun

Date: 5/8/2023 1:37:00 AM

You painted smiles on my face while reading this cute and brilliant fun write my dear poet friend Paula. :)))). I see Congrats below and you deserved it. Congratulations my dear poet friend! Thanks for sharing. Blessings to you always. Hugs

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 5/8/2023 11:22:00 AM

Thanks for your note and for your congratulations. Glad I painted smiles on your face with my fun "Today" write. That put a smile on my heart. Hugs... Have a fun day with a laugh or two..............

Nancy Kaufman

Date: 5/6/2023 1:32:00 PM

LoL.. very cute Paula.

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 5/8/2023 11:19:00 AM

Thanks for your note. Glad you like my cute/fun write. It was fun to bring to life. Have a fun day with a laugh or two..............

Joanna Daniel

Date: 5/4/2023 2:14:00 AM

Clever fun poem, Paula, congratulations:)

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 5/4/2023 10:10:00 AM

Thanks for your note and for your congratulations. Glad you like my fun "Today" write. It was fun to write. Have a fun day with a laugh or two..............

Janice Canerdy

Date: 5/3/2023 2:56:00 PM

Congrats on your well-deserved win with this clever poem, Paula! I do not own scales! Janice

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 5/4/2023 10:09:00 AM

Thanks for your note and for your congratulations. Glad you found my fun write clever. Glad you do not own scales. They only tell stories. Hahaha!!! Have a fun day with a laugh or two..............

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 5/3/2023 2:51:00 PM

What an amusing write Paula, the worst thing about bathroom scales is that they tell tales. Congratulations on your win in Sotto’s contest… Belle :)

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 5/4/2023 10:06:00 AM

Thanks for your note and for your congratulations. Glad you found my fun/cute write amusing. Oh yes, they do tell tales. Have a fun day with a laugh or two..............

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 5/3/2023 11:01:00 AM

- Congratulations on your win in the contest, Paula :) - hugs

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 5/3/2023 11:44:00 AM

Thanks for your note and for your congratulations. Glad you like my cute "Today" write. Hugs... Have a fun day with a laugh or two..............

Alfonso II Warally Ngengethe Mussabwa Chris

Date: 5/3/2023 6:03:00 AM

Yeah...that is how the World is about. Sometime some people can love you and they come to change their mind..."Vice versa" Congratulations on your win in the Contest. Well said...Paula.

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 5/3/2023 11:44:00 AM

Thanks for your note and for your congratulations. Glad you like my fun/cute write. Yes, people can be just like a bathroom scale. Have a fun day with a laugh or two..............

Sotto Poet

Date: 5/2/2023 9:38:00 PM

Paula, Congratulations on writing such a great poem with poetry elegance in my contest.

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 5/3/2023 11:42:00 AM

Thanks for your note and for your congratulations. Glad you like my cute "Today" write. Thanks for having this fun contest and for your placement. I enjoyed writing this one. Have a fun day with a laugh or two..............

Daisy Meadows

Date: 5/1/2023 11:49:00 PM

A funny poem. Well done.

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 5/3/2023 11:38:00 AM

Thanks for your note. Glad you like my fun/cute write. Have a fun day with a laugh or two..............

Sara Kendrick

Date: 5/1/2023 9:42:00 AM

Cute one. Those scales can be upsetting for sure. It is not their fault, but it is nice to blame it on them. The old scales used to have a button on them that you could just turn back and it would fix the weight problem instantly. LOL..Thanks for sharing this one and for dropping by my page. This one reads like a good contender for the contest to me. Way to go. Sara

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 5/1/2023 3:09:00 PM

Thanks for your note. Glad you like my fun/cute write. I remember the button on them. Oh yes, let's blame the scales. It is more fun that way. Hahaha!!! Have a fun day with a laugh or two..............

Kelly Deschler

Date: 5/1/2023 6:19:00 AM

I know how you feel, Paula, and you did the right thing with that scale... Your clever poem put a smile on my face this morning. Just what I needed! My best wishes for the contest!

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 5/1/2023 7:52:00 AM

Thanks for your note and for your best wishes. Glad you like my funny write. I love to give out smiles. I am so happy I could give you one. Have a fun day with a laugh or two..............

Evelyn Judy Buehler

Date: 4/30/2023 5:21:00 PM

I enjoyed this poem so much, Paula. Best wishes for a win. :)

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 5/1/2023 7:50:00 AM

Thanks for your note and for your best wishes. Glad you enjoyed my fun/cute write. Have a fun day with a laugh or two..............

Jan Allison

Date: 4/30/2023 1:21:00 PM

oh Paula this is an absolute gem - a poem many can relate to lol:-) hugs jan xx

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 4/30/2023 1:45:00 PM

Thanks for your note. Good to see you here. Glad you found this to be an absolute gem. That made my day. Thanks. I think many ladies can relate to my fun "Today" write. Have a fun day with a laugh or two..............

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 4/30/2023 12:39:00 PM

- :))) ... mine has been gone for years ... fun, Paula :) - Luck in the contest :) - hugs

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 4/30/2023 1:42:00 PM

Thanks for your note and for your luck. Glad you like my fun write. The trash can was the best place for it. Hahaha!!! Hugs... Have a fun day with a laugh or two..............

Speaks Volumes

Date: 4/30/2023 11:08:00 AM

That surely must win Paula . Its brilliant. You had me going for a while there and then.. wow did I laugh, and I sure can relate . Best wishes , thats a terrific poem.

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 4/30/2023 11:38:00 AM

Thanks for your note. I see "Its brilliant." That make my day. Thanks... Glad you can relate to my fun "Today" write. I love to make people laugh. Have a fun day with a laugh or two..............