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Tim and His Predilection For Popcorn

Movie popcorn Tim purchased to share with his date, who did not seem to care when she first felt, then SAW him reach into her bra. Then she laughed, “There’s no popcorn down there!” May 2, 2023 For Tania Kitchin's A Funny Or Bawdy Limerick Poetry Contest

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Date: 5/15/2023 6:06:00 AM
Congrats, dear poet for your much-deserved win. Let me venture to imgine what might have happened next: ‘There’s no popcorn down there’ when hurts Tim, The rage not before seen flashes him, The corn seething in fire, Was ready for the dire, Hands far down, manhood spills over brim.
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Date: 5/13/2023 5:15:00 AM
Congrats on this contest! A good limerick is worth sharing like popcorn. Maybe next time Tim will drop a good line.
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Date: 5/11/2023 5:45:00 AM
hahaha a fab one, many congrats Andrea:-) hugs jan xx
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Date: 5/9/2023 8:41:00 PM
Shame, shame. What a fresh date!!! Too bad he didn't dread having popcorn spilled on his head Cute, funny limerick I was glad to find. Made me chuckle :)
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Date: 5/9/2023 4:24:00 AM
HaHa ... Some guy was sure a chancer ;) Congratulations on your placement.
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Date: 5/8/2023 12:42:00 PM
So that’s why I never have popcorn these days! Fun Limerick, Andrea. Congrats.
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Date: 5/8/2023 12:37:00 AM
Andrea, good limerick and congratulations on your placement in the contest !
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Date: 5/8/2023 12:03:00 AM
Hi Andrea, I'm just coming back to say congratulations on your top win. Have a nice day:-) Alexi
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Date: 5/7/2023 8:51:00 PM
Ha...ha ! What a place to look for popcorn! Quite hilarious, Andrea. Congratulations on your great win.
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Date: 5/7/2023 6:55:00 PM
Very funny indeed. Congratulations, Andrea.
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Date: 5/7/2023 5:58:00 PM
Hhaa Andre. Funny and cute. Congratulations on your win! :)
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Date: 5/7/2023 5:32:00 PM
Wow! You wrote that? I love the popcorn that go away! lol
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Date: 5/7/2023 5:12:00 PM
Funny one Andrea, Congratulations on your podium win
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Date: 5/7/2023 5:11:00 PM
Good one! A big CONGRATS on your win! Janice
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Date: 5/7/2023 3:19:00 PM
Lol... Cute one. Congrats and God bless you always. Love, Gina
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Date: 5/7/2023 2:55:00 PM
Congratulations on a winning write, Andrea.
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Date: 5/7/2023 1:17:00 PM
Andrea, congratulations on your first place win, enjoyed your cute and funny limerick!
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Date: 5/5/2023 4:50:00 AM
ha ha Andrea..cute and bawdy write. Isn't it funny how popcorn does always land there though?
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Date: 5/4/2023 1:01:00 PM
LOL! There could have been but certainly not his intent.
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Date: 5/4/2023 3:41:00 AM
great temptation for eating popcorn, what a funny reading, thanks
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Date: 5/3/2023 9:58:00 PM
Great funny limerick, Andrea.
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Date: 5/3/2023 7:59:00 PM
Lol! Andrea, A movie lover like you would write a limerick such as this. I found it funny as well. Best wishes in the contest. Have a great evening:-) Alexis
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Date: 5/3/2023 7:01:00 PM
Andrea, Tim could of been reaching for the “old maids”…that’s what we call the un-popped kernels. Excellent limerick
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Andrea Dietrich
Date: 5/3/2023 8:01:00 PM
good one, mark.
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Mark Massey
Date: 5/3/2023 7:09:00 PM
…or searchin’ for Jimmy Buffett’s lost shaker of salt, you never know.
Date: 5/3/2023 2:01:00 PM
Way toooooo cute/fun of a write. Thanks for the laugh. Good Luck. Have a great day.............
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Date: 5/3/2023 11:30:00 AM
ha! good one, andrea!
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