Andrea Dietrich Poet Limerick

Tim and His Predilection For Popcorn

Movie popcorn Tim purchased to share
with his date, who did not seem to care
when she first felt, then SAW
him reach into her bra.
Then she laughed, “There’s no popcorn down there!”

May 2, 2023
For Tania Kitchin's A Funny Or Bawdy Limerick Poetry Contest

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Aniruddha Pathak May 15, 2023 at 6:06 AM Congrats, dear poet for your much-deserved win. Let me venture to imgine what might have happened next: ‘There’s no popcorn down there’ when hurts Tim, The rage not before seen flashes him, The corn seething in fire, Was ready for the dire, Hands far down, manhood spills over brim.

David Fisher May 13, 2023 at 5:15 AM Congrats on this contest! A good limerick is worth sharing like popcorn. Maybe next time Tim will drop a good line.

Jan Allison May 11, 2023 at 5:45 AM hahaha a fab one, many congrats Andrea:-) hugs jan xx

Marikate Kingston May 9, 2023 at 8:41 PM Shame, shame. What a fresh date!!! Too bad he didn't dread having popcorn spilled on his head Cute, funny limerick I was glad to find. Made me chuckle :)

Suzette Richards May 9, 2023 at 4:24 AM HaHa ... Some guy was sure a chancer ;) Congratulations on your placement.

Terry Flood May 8, 2023 at 12:42 PM So that’s why I never have popcorn these days! Fun Limerick, Andrea. Congrats.

Constance La France May 8, 2023 at 12:37 AM Andrea, good limerick and congratulations on your placement in the contest !

Alexis Y. May 8, 2023 at 12:03 AM Hi Andrea, I'm just coming back to say congratulations on your top win. Have a nice day:-) Alexi

Valsa George May 7, 2023 at 8:51 PM Ha...ha ! What a place to look for popcorn! Quite hilarious, Andrea. Congratulations on your great win.

Thompson Emate May 7, 2023 at 6:55 PM Very funny indeed. Congratulations, Andrea.

Linda Alice Fowler May 7, 2023 at 5:58 PM Hhaa Andre. Funny and cute. Congratulations on your win! :)

Abdul Malik Mandani May 7, 2023 at 5:32 PM Wow! You wrote that? I love the popcorn that go away! lol

Sotto Poet May 7, 2023 at 5:12 PM Funny one Andrea, Congratulations on your podium win

Janice Canerdy May 7, 2023 at 5:11 PM Good one! A big CONGRATS on your win! Janice

Regina Mcintosh May 7, 2023 at 3:19 PM Lol... Cute one. Congrats and God bless you always. Love, Gina

Lin Lane May 7, 2023 at 2:55 PM Congratulations on a winning write, Andrea.

Tania Kitchin May 7, 2023 at 1:17 PM Andrea, congratulations on your first place win, enjoyed your cute and funny limerick!

Nancy Kaufman May 5, 2023 at 4:50 AM ha ha Andrea..cute and bawdy write. Isn't it funny how popcorn does always land there though?

Kim Rodrigues May 4, 2023 at 1:01 PM LOL! There could have been but certainly not his intent.

Yann Rolland May 4, 2023 at 3:41 AM great temptation for eating popcorn, what a funny reading, thanks

Victor Buhagiar May 3, 2023 at 9:58 PM Great funny limerick, Andrea.

Alexis Y. May 3, 2023 at 7:59 PM Lol! Andrea, A movie lover like you would write a limerick such as this. I found it funny as well. Best wishes in the contest. Have a great evening:-) Alexis

Paula Goldsmith May 3, 2023 at 2:01 PM Way toooooo cute/fun of a write. Thanks for the laugh. Good Luck. Have a great day.............

Ilene Bauer May 3, 2023 at 11:30 AM ha! good one, andrea!

Jim Slaughter May 3, 2023 at 10:26 AM It's good his date had a sense of humor...but what do you wanna bet next time she'll insist that they have individual buckets and not one to share...BOL in the contest, Andrea. Andrea Dietrich May 3, 2023 at 12:42 PM for sure!

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