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Tim and His Predilection For Popcorn

Movie popcorn Tim purchased to share
with his date, who did not seem to care
when she first felt, then SAW
him reach into her bra.
Then she laughed, “There’s no popcorn down there!”

May 2, 2023
For Tania Kitchin's A Funny Or Bawdy Limerick Poetry Contest

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Aniruddha Pathak

Date: 5/15/2023 6:06:00 AM

Congrats, dear poet for your much-deserved win. Let me venture to imgine what might have happened next: ‘There’s no popcorn down there’ when hurts Tim, The rage not before seen flashes him, The corn seething in fire, Was ready for the dire, Hands far down, manhood spills over brim.

David Fisher

Date: 5/13/2023 5:15:00 AM

Congrats on this contest! A good limerick is worth sharing like popcorn. Maybe next time Tim will drop a good line.

Jan Allison

Date: 5/11/2023 5:45:00 AM

hahaha a fab one, many congrats Andrea:-) hugs jan xx

Marikate Kingston

Date: 5/9/2023 8:41:00 PM

Shame, shame. What a fresh date!!! Too bad he didn't dread having popcorn spilled on his head Cute, funny limerick I was glad to find. Made me chuckle :)

Suzette Richards

Date: 5/9/2023 4:24:00 AM

HaHa ... Some guy was sure a chancer ;) Congratulations on your placement.

Terry Flood

Date: 5/8/2023 12:42:00 PM

So that’s why I never have popcorn these days! Fun Limerick, Andrea. Congrats.

Constance La France

Date: 5/8/2023 12:37:00 AM

Andrea, good limerick and congratulations on your placement in the contest !

Alexis Y.

Date: 5/8/2023 12:03:00 AM

Hi Andrea, I'm just coming back to say congratulations on your top win. Have a nice day:-) Alexi

Valsa George

Date: 5/7/2023 8:51:00 PM

Ha...ha ! What a place to look for popcorn! Quite hilarious, Andrea. Congratulations on your great win.

Thompson Emate

Date: 5/7/2023 6:55:00 PM

Very funny indeed. Congratulations, Andrea.

Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 5/7/2023 5:58:00 PM

Hhaa Andre. Funny and cute. Congratulations on your win! :)

Abdul Malik

Date: 5/7/2023 5:32:00 PM

Wow! You wrote that? I love the popcorn that go away! lol

Sotto Poet

Date: 5/7/2023 5:12:00 PM

Funny one Andrea, Congratulations on your podium win

Janice Canerdy

Date: 5/7/2023 5:11:00 PM

Good one! A big CONGRATS on your win! Janice

Regina Mcintosh

Date: 5/7/2023 3:19:00 PM

Lol... Cute one. Congrats and God bless you always. Love, Gina

Lin Lane

Date: 5/7/2023 2:55:00 PM

Congratulations on a winning write, Andrea.

Tania Kitchin

Date: 5/7/2023 1:17:00 PM

Andrea, congratulations on your first place win, enjoyed your cute and funny limerick!

Nancy Kaufman

Date: 5/5/2023 4:50:00 AM

ha ha Andrea..cute and bawdy write. Isn't it funny how popcorn does always land there though?

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 5/4/2023 1:01:00 PM

LOL! There could have been but certainly not his intent.

Yann Rolland

Date: 5/4/2023 3:41:00 AM

great temptation for eating popcorn, what a funny reading, thanks

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 5/3/2023 9:58:00 PM

Great funny limerick, Andrea.

Alexis Y.

Date: 5/3/2023 7:59:00 PM

Lol! Andrea, A movie lover like you would write a limerick such as this. I found it funny as well. Best wishes in the contest. Have a great evening:-) Alexis