This Is a Test

This is a test
It's only a test

wait ... this can't be a test
if this were a test
you'd be directed to your seat

This is not a test
I Repeat
This is not a test

in the event of an actual test
you would need a sharpened
number 2 pencil 
(why not number 1)
(did that one break?)
and you'd be required to
put away all electronic devices
(how silly)

If said test were tested
would it be protested?
would I be arrested?
if I persisted and peacefully resisted?
all the while undressed
addressing those invested
tempting tempers tested 
at tests detested?

*this futile attempt at humo(u)r will
  self destruct in 30 seconds or less*

This has been a test
or was it?
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

Poem

Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.

Please Login to post a comment

Yvonne Avatar
October 7, 2017 at 11:56 AM
You have always had the gift of humour. This made me laugh and lifted my spirit. Thank you. Adding to my favs for when I need a pick me up.
Onclaud Avatar
October 5, 2017 at 5:16 PM
your wit can be contagious, tim... more!..huggs
Smith Avatar
October 5, 2017 at 3:35 PM
Funny stuff, I think I flunked this the first time...
Robinson Jr. Avatar
October 5, 2017 at 1:57 PM
Very funny, Tim. Made me chuckle as I smiled. Giving your pen a rest is the ultimate test, but I digress. Wonderful poem, my friend. Love and joy forever.
White Avatar
October 5, 2017 at 9:32 AM
Hahaha, this cracked me up this morning in hospital. Thank you :D
Duet Avatar
October 5, 2017 at 12:34 AM
Have you been tested for..... Sorry, nevermind. Don't get testy now. I apologized so don't test me! Okay. You passed my test. So, congrats. The results show that you're a pro-poet and quite humorous. ;D
Ella Avatar
October 4, 2017 at 6:50 PM
:D As I am reading this, I am hearing the voice on Mission Impossible and, of course the radio for emergencies... "This is ONLY a test" from my radio days. Nice one Tim!
Bauer Avatar
October 4, 2017 at 5:42 PM
i enjoyed this very much, tim! very creative...
Wood Avatar
October 4, 2017 at 5:06 PM
I thought it was funny but I read slowly and the dang thing blew up before I could finish!
Cozart Avatar
October 4, 2017 at 5:00 PM
I don't know if it was a test or not, but I liked it. I noticed you slipped in there that you were naked, Hmmm.
Vaso Avatar
October 4, 2017 at 4:50 PM
This is a Test comment, wait it cant be a Test comment, so I repeat. THIS IS NO A TEST COMMENT. This is a real comment with pencil No:4, very humorous write!!!! :)
Allison Avatar
October 4, 2017 at 4:43 PM
oh dear its blunt it looks like Ii've got no lead in my pencil sorry Tim:-( hugs Jan xx
Wood Avatar
October 4, 2017 at 5:06 PM
Blushing
Lane Avatar
October 4, 2017 at 4:15 PM
hmmm Perhaps it's time for a little psychological testing, Poet Tim. Please do not resist. It's for your own good...such a write. What have you been thinking today?
Sands Avatar
October 4, 2017 at 3:58 PM
LOL. Good one Tim! :)
Lamoureux Avatar
October 4, 2017 at 3:36 PM
Resistance is futile, we will all be assimilated!!! I quite enjoyed this piece Tim.
Roberts Avatar
October 4, 2017 at 3:01 PM
lol Tim whatever your on can i have some please....you are being a right ninny... but a good funny poem....Seren
Get a Premium Membership
Turn off ads, get more exposure for your poetry, and get more features with a Premium Membership.
Book: Diverse Voices: The Poetry of Human Rights and the Pursuit of Peace