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This Is a Test

This is a test It's only a test wait ... this can't be a test if this were a test you'd be directed to your seat This is not a test I Repeat This is not a test in the event of an actual test you would need a sharpened number 2 pencil (why not number 1) (did that one break?) and you'd be required to put away all electronic devices (how silly) If said test were tested would it be protested? would I be arrested? if I persisted and peacefully resisted? all the while undressed addressing those invested tempting tempers tested at tests detested? *this futile attempt at humo(u)r will self destruct in 30 seconds or less* This has been a test or was it?

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Date: 10/7/2017 11:56:00 AM
You have always had the gift of humour. This made me laugh and lifted my spirit. Thank you. Adding to my favs for when I need a pick me up.
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Date: 10/5/2017 5:16:00 PM
your wit can be contagious, tim... more!..huggs
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Date: 10/5/2017 3:35:00 PM
Funny stuff, I think I flunked this the first time...
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Date: 10/5/2017 1:57:00 PM
Very funny, Tim. Made me chuckle as I smiled. Giving your pen a rest is the ultimate test, but I digress. Wonderful poem, my friend. Love and joy forever.
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Date: 10/5/2017 9:32:00 AM
Hahaha, this cracked me up this morning in hospital. Thank you :D
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Date: 10/5/2017 12:34:00 AM
Have you been tested for..... Sorry, nevermind. Don't get testy now. I apologized so don't test me! Okay. You passed my test. So, congrats. The results show that you're a pro-poet and quite humorous. ;D
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Date: 10/4/2017 6:50:00 PM
:D As I am reading this, I am hearing the voice on Mission Impossible and, of course the radio for emergencies... "This is ONLY a test" from my radio days. Nice one Tim!
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Date: 10/4/2017 5:42:00 PM
i enjoyed this very much, tim! very creative...
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Date: 10/4/2017 5:06:00 PM
I thought it was funny but I read slowly and the dang thing blew up before I could finish!
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Date: 10/4/2017 5:00:00 PM
I don't know if it was a test or not, but I liked it. I noticed you slipped in there that you were naked, Hmmm.
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Date: 10/4/2017 4:50:00 PM
This is a Test comment, wait it cant be a Test comment, so I repeat. THIS IS NO A TEST COMMENT. This is a real comment with pencil No:4, very humorous write!!!! :)
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Date: 10/4/2017 4:43:00 PM
oh dear its blunt it looks like Ii've got no lead in my pencil sorry Tim:-( hugs Jan xx
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Date: 10/4/2017 5:06:00 PM
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Date: 10/4/2017 4:15:00 PM
hmmm Perhaps it's time for a little psychological testing, Poet Tim. Please do not resist. It's for your own good...such a write. What have you been thinking today?
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Date: 10/4/2017 3:58:00 PM
LOL. Good one Tim! :)
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Date: 10/4/2017 3:36:00 PM
Resistance is futile, we will all be assimilated!!! I quite enjoyed this piece Tim.
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Date: 10/4/2017 3:01:00 PM
lol Tim whatever your on can i have some please....you are being a right ninny... but a good funny poem....Seren
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