The Minx

There once was a lady from Lynx,
Who was a veritable minx,
she wrote about love,
cooed like a dove,
loved mixing ambiguous drinks.


Now the minx was wearing a wig,
Which made her look like a fig,
And she had the gall,
To hold me in thrall,
And jabbed me with a two-pronged twig!

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Date: 5/19/2023 9:29:00 AM
Great Limerick Victor - just how a Limerick should be humorous and clever. Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.
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Date: 5/12/2023 7:04:00 AM
Very cute!
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Date: 5/11/2023 5:06:00 AM
ha ha ha fab string of limericks Victor, thanks for the smiles :-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 5/11/2023 3:31:00 AM
Hello Victor. This is way adorable and playful for certain. It was a pleasure seeing your playful side. Thank you for sharing with us all. Have a great afternoon. Love and Blessings now and always. (smile)
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Date: 5/10/2023 5:08:00 AM
Well, that lady did not read like one I would want to be around. LOL..I am glad you got away unscathed. Thanks for sharing and for dropping by my page. Sara
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Date: 5/10/2023 4:50:00 AM
Quite the quirky one, Victor:) funny:)
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Date: 5/10/2023 4:38:00 AM
I love humor, and loved line 5 most. Blessings
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Date: 5/10/2023 1:31:00 AM
Why did you fall into her thrall .....? Great limerick dear Victor !
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Date: 5/9/2023 9:56:00 PM
hahaha, great limericks
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Date: 5/9/2023 2:21:00 PM
Lol, you can be silly my friend! :D
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Date: 5/9/2023 10:08:00 AM
There is great humor in this limerick, all over the place, Victor, a surprise indeed. Thanks for sharing xhugx
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Date: 5/8/2023 11:08:00 AM
- Funny to read this one, Victor ... can't remember I've read a limerick from you :) - hugs
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Date: 5/8/2023 3:00:00 AM
Thank you for your very amusing limerick, Victor. I am still smiling; I hope you are too. Take care, Shirley
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Date: 5/7/2023 11:53:00 PM
Ouch! Hilarious my dear poet friend Vic. I enjoyed your limerick a lot. Thanks. Have a wonderful day! Hugs
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Date: 5/7/2023 4:13:00 PM
haha. That was quirky and fun . Write more, Victor
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Date: 5/7/2023 3:22:00 PM
Very amusing Limericks Victor, a minx to be avoided if she inflicts with twigs… Belle
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Date: 5/7/2023 8:51:00 AM
I love your funny limerick, Victor, and I got a big kick out of the ending. :)
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Date: 5/7/2023 5:54:00 AM
That is a silly little story. This creates a type of picture that would illustrate a children's book or at least make an outline for a coloring book.
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Date: 5/7/2023 4:53:00 AM
Victor, I enjoyed your funny limericks.
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Date: 5/7/2023 4:47:00 AM
The lady know how to trap--after all she is minx--fun read, Victor.
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Date: 5/7/2023 4:11:00 AM
Perfectly ambiguous and full of innuendo Victor, just like a top class limerick should be, cheers David
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Date: 5/7/2023 3:50:00 AM
she sounds like a snazzy lady, love your humor Victor, gl in the contest,
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