The List

My wife gave me a list,

off I went, shopping -- 
not my style, a list, 
myself a freelance
enthusiast by nature -- 
Inspiration of the moment!
(already one can tell, that
this would not end well)

Where are the eggs?

There was this street vendor
I passed, selling chickens -- 
cackling coming from the
backseat of the van, should have 
been an immediate give-away.  They grew
quickly:

Of course, any fool knows that,
if you have chickens, eventually
you will have eggs…but not if they
are all roasters!

My wife said, we should eat them. 

Mathew, Mark, Luke and John
looked up at me,
with the most cherub eyes: 

Well, my wife, not nearly
as normal as I, was not the
type to let things settle, once
her taste-buds were defined

I hid the ax in the basement,

behind a glass tank, where my

pet cobra, Cuddles, resides -- 

knowing the chickens would be safe

till Costco opened the following
morning -- 

on her new list, eggs again, roasted 
chicken

or Ax….
Copyright © | Year Posted 2025


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Date: 3/23/2025 12:09:00 AM
Haha. Loved this one and getting once again to a clever ending line!
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Joe Dimino
Date: 3/23/2025 8:06:00 AM
Thank you, Andrea; written just for fun. Blessings my friend. Off to take, Mathew, Mark, Luke and John for a walk. Cuddles slithers alongside, for protection.
Date: 3/21/2025 5:59:00 AM
Hello Joe, absolutely hilarious! I love how you've turned a simple shopping trip into a comical misadventure. The progression from a street vendor's chickens to named pets is well inked. Your wife's exasperation and your clever hiding of the ax behind Cuddles the cobra had me in stitches. What a delightful take on the perils of ignoring the shopping list! Spring Blessings, My Friend, Daniel
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Joe Dimino
Date: 3/21/2025 9:27:00 AM
Thank you, Daniel; just silly, goofy stuff -- Monsters and Adams' family playfulness. Have a great writing day, my friend. Love your music! Very talented.
Date: 3/21/2025 2:53:00 AM
I consider this a great fun poem. I wonder what you would do with a cobra?
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Joe Dimino
Date: 3/21/2025 9:28:00 AM
Cobras are fang-tastic pets! Never needed to raise my voice with my children.
Date: 3/20/2025 7:14:00 PM
LOL Joe. Eggs are worth their weight in gold though even at Costco.
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Joe Dimino
Date: 3/21/2025 9:30:00 AM
Crazy how eggs have risen in price! They are on their way down, but still not affordable for most moderate income families. Thank you, Oliver.
Date: 3/20/2025 10:57:00 AM
I enjoyed reading your fun write. Love your ending. What would we do without Costco??? Thanks for the laugh. Have a fun/blessed day as you write away...........
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Joe Dimino
Date: 3/20/2025 5:18:00 PM
Thank you, Paula; another fun write -- for no other reason. Just cute, nonsense. Best kind.
Date: 3/20/2025 10:46:00 AM
- Buy both eggs and fried chicken for your wife, Joe :) - But, what are you going to do with Mathew, Mark, Luke and John? :))) - hugs
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Joe Dimino
Date: 3/20/2025 5:19:00 PM
That's good question!? I will ask my wise neighbor, the Rabbi -- maybe he can help!
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