The Biggest Loser's Sundress

Colorful flowers and spaghetti straps
And my flabby arms from seams overlap
    But the sundress still beckons
    It’s diet time, I reckon
Girdle needed, my tummy to entrap

Seeking new ways for calories to burn
To wear that sundress, I’ll let famine churn
     Want to look provocative
     Avoid stares accusative
Hunger overwhelms, for ice cream I yearn

Sign up for Biggest Loser on TV
So Jillian Michaels can torture me
     Pushing boulders up steep hills
     To accentuate the frills
Of a small sundress designed for Twiggy

Jillian cracks the whip with no remorse
I drag tired bones through the exercise course
     Now slim, I sleep peacefully
     Blessed with deep serenity
While friends say, “She makes a beautiful corpse.”     


*Entry for “The Sundress,” a contest sponsored by Constance La France ~A 
Rambling Poet~
by Carolyn Devonshire
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Fraser Avatar
April 9, 2011 at 5:53 AM
Congratulation's on your fine win Carolyn in Constance's wonderful contest....:)
Fahey Avatar
April 4, 2011 at 1:32 PM
Excellent! Congrats on your win!! Ellen
Haick Avatar
April 4, 2011 at 1:03 PM
I missed this Carolyn. What made you take this route?! Just for the hell of it, I bet! lol You rock! Unique and awesome write!! Congratulations on your deserving win in Constance's Contest! Love, Annalise
Aul Avatar
April 4, 2011 at 10:41 AM
Congrats on your win in this contest....George
Poet Avatar
April 4, 2011 at 7:18 AM
This is a brilliiant write Carolyn!Congrats on your win---kash
Brown Avatar
April 4, 2011 at 6:31 AM
Congratulations on your win Carolyn in Constance La France's contest "The Sundress". Love, Carol
Onclaud Avatar
April 3, 2011 at 11:34 PM
oh my carols.. a different slant for the contest that pulled it through with much creativity ever... THUMBS up for the superb win... woohoo.:) huggs
Johnson Avatar
April 3, 2011 at 11:22 PM
I see you went for the humor and pulled it off. Congratulations Carolyn. Love, Joyce
Mannan Avatar
April 3, 2011 at 8:49 PM
Oooh a unique poem. Big Congratulations.
K. Avatar
April 3, 2011 at 6:13 PM
No surprise that I am back here Carolyn to congratulate you! Wonderful, fun entry to the contest, way to go for you :) hugs
Mehta Avatar
April 3, 2011 at 6:09 PM
Congratulations on the fourth place win in the contest of Constance, Carolyn
Freeman Avatar
April 3, 2011 at 5:08 PM
Wonderful job Carolyn, congratulations on your fourth place. Agape, Moses
Richards Avatar
April 3, 2011 at 4:12 PM
Love the humor in this entry!!! We all could use this poem taped to our fridge...(especially for some like myself, who are addicted to ice cream!!) Congratulations, Carolyn on your win!!
Horsman Avatar
March 28, 2011 at 6:12 AM
wow its not that bad is it? guess i'll just stick to my 3 mile walk every day, at my pace. awesome Carolyn, i tried to fit into mine, but my brother was wearing it Damn!. Harry
Durbin Avatar
March 27, 2011 at 1:03 PM
Oh, it isn't worth the effort, Carolyn! :)
Onclaud Avatar
March 25, 2011 at 12:41 PM
carols, what happened to the sundress, hahaha! summer wear can really push us to diet and exercise.. a real charming and goofy piece so well scribed! winning formula! :) huggs, nette
K. Avatar
March 25, 2011 at 11:03 AM
aack that last line made me drop my jaw haha--- I know I will be coming for a second serving of this one to congratulate you ;) -- and haha ok I'd rather stick to be oink rather then being a limp okra ;) tsk tsk though, no way would I be able to fit in that sundress? see you around Carolyn :) hugs
Bagnall Avatar
March 25, 2011 at 6:40 AM
Super - really funny, good luck
Freeman Avatar
March 24, 2011 at 6:01 PM
There's Jillian Ad right over to the right Carolyn. Just click on it and you're ready to go. Thanks for the comment, Yes you may show my poem to whom ever you like. Agape, Moses
Locksley Avatar
March 24, 2011 at 2:36 PM
A lot of people are just DYING to by thin! Funny poem. I wouldn't want to have Jilian Michaels as my exercise coach. Just looking at her scares me. Good luck in the contest. Best to you, Diane
Guzzi Avatar
March 24, 2011 at 12:20 PM
Oh yeah know anywhere I can toss 20lbs? Light & Love
Brown Avatar
March 24, 2011 at 6:51 AM
I must tell you there have been so many diverse poems shared here at PoetrySoup yesterday and this morning that I am just now being able to read. Each one is a treasure to the poet who wrote it. It is a pleasure to me to be able to read them. I am so happy yours was among the ones I have read today Carolyn. Love, Carol
Neels Avatar
March 24, 2011 at 6:03 AM
Yikes this one takes the cake, enjoyed your witty limerick Carolyn, back to work for me ;) love Wilma
Dietrich Avatar
March 24, 2011 at 12:07 AM
HAHAHA, yes, it was indeed funny, especially that last verse, Carolyn!!
La France Avatar
March 23, 2011 at 1:04 PM
Thank you for supporting my contest, Carolyn, I am still laughing~~
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