She's Just Not Worth It

SHE’S JUST NOT WORTH IT Hey you guys out there - Can anyone tell me why this chick Is threatening to dump me after I went to such Trouble to get her a surprise birthday present? I mean - it was a top-of-the-line boomerang. What’s not to like? Then there was The episode of the yoyo at Xmas - man, talk about Ingratitude - she’d no appreciation of the skill That goes into making the thing. For Valentine’s day I’m also thinking about this African tribal mask - very realistic features, Like, what do these women expect, for God’s sake? It’s as well I haven’t given her anything really expensive: Was thinking of maybe a stuffed snake, Or a pair of false-teeth actually worn by Lenin, And even a replica Mayan scalp - If she played her cards right. But I feel it’s probably all over now : She had her chance and blew it. Gonna dump her before she dumps me.