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She'Ll Regret Taking the Last One

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I'm livid with my sister Annie No wonder she's got a huge fanny My home made cream scone She took the last one I'd promised it to our old granny A cunning plan I start to hatch I quickly bake another batch Fill one with shaving foam For when my sis gets home She certainly has met her match! I leave that scone on our side table Then visit our dear granny Mable My sis took a huge bite Her mouth's foaming all night She'll avoid my bakes when she's able! the last one poetry Contest Anthony Biaanco *scone can be pronounced 'scon' or scone 11/28/20

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Jack Horne

Date: 12/6/2020 12:55:00 PM

LOL, love picturing this

Sara Kendrick

Date: 12/2/2020 2:22:00 PM

Enjoyed this one. I wonder how well that would work around here?? My deceased mother-in-law put pine oil in her soup one day. She said it was mistake that she thought she was putting in vegetable oil. Not so sure it was a mistake. This story backs that one up. Sara

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 12/1/2020 8:51:00 PM

Hello Jan … good one Jan. I’m glad I don’t like cream. Another goody is sponge rubber lamingtons - thanks Jan - Lindsay

Emilia James

Date: 12/1/2020 2:29:00 PM

Might try this when I am on a diet lol, lesson learnt hopefully, made me smile, Emilia : )

John Watt

Date: 11/30/2020 2:23:00 PM

So clever, and a bit devious, but Annie deserves no less. Thanks for the laugh, Jan! Hugs ~ John

Fj Thomas

Date: 11/30/2020 12:26:00 PM

lol still making people laugh I see. How are you Jan? :)

Marilene Evans

Date: 11/30/2020 12:14:00 PM

I love this one. Thanks for the laugh, I surely need one this morning, waking up at the wrong side of whatever!!!

Akkina Downing

Date: 11/28/2020 9:30:00 PM

Hilariously sweet :)

Jenna Logan

Date: 11/28/2020 8:27:00 PM

No wonder Annie's fanny was so huge! Love this one, Jan.

Gershon Wolf

Date: 11/28/2020 7:00:00 PM

A great 'Gotcha Sis' limerick, Jan! Peals of Laughter, Gershon

Ilene Bauer

Date: 11/28/2020 12:58:00 PM

hilarious, jan! love it!

Charlie Smith

Date: 11/28/2020 11:10:00 AM

An evil trick, I love it. good one Jan...

Alexis Y.

Date: 11/28/2020 11:00:00 AM

Lol! Jan, I bet she’ll think twice about eating another scone. Best wishes in the contest. Have a great day:-) Alexis

Peter Dome

Date: 11/28/2020 10:18:00 AM

Did you say'' Fanny''. Hah, love this tasty poem. Something to get your teeth into. well done. stay safe. x

Rico Leffanta

Date: 11/28/2020 10:03:00 AM

Clever girl, Jan! Aloha! Rico

Constance La France

Date: 11/28/2020 9:40:00 AM

Jan, oh your poem is delightfully naughty, poor sister Annie with the big fanny _Constance

Michelle Faulkner

Date: 11/28/2020 9:20:00 AM

I have heard of people putting little 'surprises' into things like lunches they take to work so their co workers don't steal from them, but this (actually) takes the cake, great contest entry, Jan!

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 11/28/2020 9:11:00 AM

What can we do with relatives we don't like, just don't see or communicate with them. I am almost certain, that every one has one or two of these ugly characters in their family. Good for you Jan, served her right! Great write, brilliant for the contest. Hugs and blessings Jennifer.

Tom Cunningham

Date: 11/28/2020 8:56:00 AM

Haha Jan, that'll teach her to be piggy at the trough. Good luck in the contest. Hope weekend going well. Tom

Jan Allison
Date: 11/28/2020 9:09:00 AM

Thanks Tom, been so busy supervising exams hardly had any time for writing:-) hugs Jan xx