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Santa Limerick and Santa Jokes For The Holidays

Santa, weighed four hundred lbs at his yearly check up. "The Kids bribe me Dr, with Burgers, fries and ketchup." Dr said, " That's a lame excuse, your eating habits, you abused!" "Doc, the reindeer are mad, I'm too fat, and they can't take off!" Why don't you see Santa in the Hospital, because he has private elf care? Why was Santa's little helper so sad, because he had low elf esteem? How much did Santa's sleigh cost, it was on the house? What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride, A Holly Davidson? What do you call a kid that doesn't believe in Santa, a rebel without a Claus? How can you sense Santa is real, you can always sense his presents? Why is Santa afraid of Chimney's, cause he is Claus-trophobic? What is Santa's favorite potato chips, Kringles? What do Santa's elf's learn in school, the elf-abet? Santa humor credit Kelly O'Sullivan Michael Tor Limerick Hope you enjoyed, Cheering you up for The Holidays... Who ever gave me The Special Gift, I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart, and I hope and wish the Good Lord returns a Blessing back to You. God bless you know you are a very Special Human being. Again words can't describe my appreciation... for the gift you have given me...

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Deb M

Date: 1/3/2025 8:48:00 AM

Belated ,belated Congratulations on POTD Michael for your very funny limericks and jokes….love the humour my friend! Debx

Valsa George

Date: 12/26/2024 8:41:00 PM

"Why is Santa afraid of Chimney's, cause he is Claus-trophobic?". Of all, this is the best. In toto, your limericks amused us. Congratulations dear Michael on your POTD

Michael Tor
Date: 12/31/2024 12:51:00 AM

Thank you Valsa for your much appreciated comments. God bless you and I hope you have a happier, healthier, and safe New Year...

Jan Allison

Date: 12/26/2024 3:39:00 AM

thanks for the giggles Michael i love the jokes and the limerick. Hope you had a wonderful Christmas with your loved ones and belated congrats on POTD:-) hugs jan xx

Michael Tor
Date: 12/26/2024 10:09:00 AM

Hi Jan, I had a problem ordering your book. We changed the credit card and they would not accept the new one because it did not match the old one. We are taking care of this issue and hopefully we will have your book soon. We had a quiet Christmas Jan it was just my wife and I and my dog and Kitty. I went to visit and old friend and made him a pizza and delivered it to him on Christmas. He was so happy to have, his wife went to Calgary Canada to visit his Grand children, he was all alone for Christmas so I visited him for a while. Wishing you a safe and Healthy New Year and I hope your Christmas was festive and joyful with your Husband, I hope he is doing well, I know he had some issues with the C word. God bless you Jan and thank you so much for the visit will be coming over to read your lovely Poetry...

Robert Gorelick

Date: 12/24/2024 10:28:00 AM

Enjoyed your witty little Santa Claus ditties. Tasty Xmas treats for this time of year. Happy Holidays to you and yours! Warmest wishes, Robert

Michael Tor
Date: 12/24/2024 1:44:00 PM

Hi Robert. So nice to hear from you. It is ironic I was thinking about you and I said I have to go see what Roberts been creating lately. I always enjoy your humor it is unique and special and no one writes like you. Love your insightful imagination. I want to wish you a Joyful and festive Holiday and a safe and better new year my friend. God bless you Robert and all you love. Rusty is doing fine, him and Tavi G are getting alone and Rusty has a great personality. He hangs out with me at night if I am up, climbs the chair and sits with me. He is a joy to have... I will be stopping over. Adios Amigo...

Daniel Henry Rodgers

Date: 12/24/2024 9:16:00 AM

Hello Michael, What great little quips that had me smile, chuckle and laugh!! Congratulations on POTD. Merry Christmas, My Friend, Daniel

Michael Tor
Date: 12/24/2024 1:45:00 PM

Merry Christmas Daniel. Glad you enjoyed them my friend. God bless you...

Susan Ashley

Date: 12/23/2024 12:04:00 PM

Dear Michael, I enjoyed your humorous Santa lim and jokes.. so delightful and giggle-worthy! Congratulations for receiving POTD honors for your amusing offering. Warmest wishes to you and yours for a merry Christmas, my poet friend.. ~Susan

Michael Tor
Date: 12/24/2024 1:49:00 PM

Susan what a nice surprise to see you and read your sweet comment. Merry Christmas to you and everyone you love. The Goddess of Poetry is paying me a visit, I am honored that you read my silly thoughts. Hugs and may the New Year be a better one for all of us. God bless you Dear...

Constance La France

Date: 12/22/2024 2:00:00 PM

Michael, congratulations on receiving POEM OF THE DAY honor, well done, fun poem ~

Michael Tor
Date: 12/23/2024 1:49:00 AM

Thank you so much Constance, wishing you A Merry Christmas and comfort during the Holidays...

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 12/22/2024 6:09:00 AM

Back with Congratulations on your POTD win. I was off the computer on Sat. What a Wonderful/Creative write you have here. I Loved reading it again. It also made me laugh again. Have a Blessed day/week with your fun win. A Very Merry/Blessed Christmas with A Very Happy/Blessed New Year.................

Michael Tor
Date: 12/23/2024 1:51:00 AM

Hi Paula thank you for coming back. Your so kind, I hope your planning for a big home get together with all your loved ones. I wish you to enjoy the Holiday with family and friends and let someone else do the cooking lol.

Christuraj Alex

Date: 12/21/2024 11:48:00 PM

Indeed, very meaningful humours. "What do you call a kid that doesn't believe in Santa, a rebel without a Claus?" - Not only this. I enjoyed the entire poem. Congratulations!

Michael Tor
Date: 12/22/2024 5:06:00 AM

Thank you Christuraj for your comment. So glad you enjoyed the entire poem. I wrote it to bring some laughter or even a smile in the readers mind. I will have to sing over sometime today and read some of your Poetry. God bless you and is Alex your first name or last?

Michael Tor

Date: 12/21/2024 11:07:00 PM

Team Poetry Soup thank you for this Honor. I appreciate all you gals and guys do behind the scenes to keep this Community of writers going. Wishing you and the staff a Merry Merry Christmas and a safe and healthy New Year. God bless you all and thank you for all you do for us...

Anitha Jayasankar

Date: 12/21/2024 9:39:00 PM

Enjoyed reading your Santa limericks and jokes. Hearty congratulations on your potd honor dear Michael. So glad you got the special gift of premium membership. Wishing you Merry Christmas and happy holidays. God Bless. ~ Ani

Michael Tor
Date: 12/21/2024 10:52:00 PM

Hi Anitha, so much appreciate your compliments. Merry Christmas to you and a safe New Year. I have to stop and read your latest Poetry. Yes someone here gifted me and now I have to pass the gift forward. Such a great community we have here, you and so many wonderful caring souls. God bless you Ani I will be over to read you tomorrow. Thanks so much for your much welcome visit...

Gershon Wolf

Date: 12/21/2024 6:05:00 PM

I like your 'elfa-bet' soup, Michael! Congrats on POTD.

Michael Tor
Date: 12/21/2024 7:01:00 PM

Gershon missed ya, you took a little vacation. Glad your back my friend. It wouldn't be the same if you weren't in this party. I will stop over again and see if you wrote your new Poetry. I feel like an addict would feel, going through reading withdrawal when you're are not posting. I thank you for always making me smile with your clever, and witty writes, I so enjoyed for the year. Wishing you and your Lovely family a Warm and Joyful Christmas and a Safe, Healthy, and more prosperous New Year. God bless you Gershon for your wit and humor is always to be desired from all of us hear on the Soup. Keep thinking and writing you are Much Appreciated by All Who Read You...

Joe Dimino

Date: 12/21/2024 6:03:00 PM

"low elf esteem" -- love it! They are all delightful. Very witty and well done. Excellent choice for POTD. Congratulations my friend.

Michael Tor
Date: 12/21/2024 6:50:00 PM

Joe so glad you loved it. Kelly O'Sullivan was the Genius behind the Santa Jokes. I can't thank her enough for creating so many Santa Jokes. I give her all the credit... Wishing you my friend a Joyful Christmas, I know that you know the reason for the season, Our Lords birth we celebrate, the greatest gift ever given. I also want to wish you a safe and healthy New Year Joe. Thank you for all your support and Kindred heart. God bless you and all whom you love...

Arlo Parker

Date: 12/21/2024 5:14:00 PM

You made good use of the elf-abet, MT!!! POTD for charming indeed. :o))

Michael Tor
Date: 12/21/2024 6:45:00 PM

Arlo thank you for your appreciative comment my friend. Glad you liked this silly limerick and Santa Jokes from Kelly O'Sullivan. She was wonderful and what a mind to create these Jokes. Wishing you and your family a Merry Christmas and a safe and Healthy New Year God bless you...

Brandy Nicole

Date: 12/21/2024 5:02:00 PM

Dear Michael, these jokes/limericks are so cute and creative. My heart is smiling. :) Congratulations my sweet friend, on Poem of the Day. How nice that someone gave you a special gift. There's many thoughtful people in the world. Many wonderful blessings to you. :) Hugs, Brandy

Michael Tor
Date: 12/21/2024 6:31:00 PM

Hi Brandy. The people here on the Soup are the creme of the crop. Intelligent, Caring, Thoughtful, Generous, Witty, Clever, Kind, and supportive. Is there any other place you would want to be at? (Smile) A Special Gift was given and soon I will pass a gift to one of my fellow poets. Thank you for taking the time to stop by and wishing you Mandy a wonderful Christmas with your loved one's and a Safe and Healthy New Year. God bless you...

Malabika Ray Choudhury

Date: 12/21/2024 3:44:00 PM

Congratulations, Dear Michael, on your POTD with a hilarious limerick. This witty poem very well deserves to be a winner - I had a such good laugh! Great to see you back, Michael - please continue writing such funny poems. Merry Christmas to you and your family.

Michael Tor
Date: 12/21/2024 6:24:00 PM

Malabika how are you? So glad to hear from you Dear Poetess. I thank you for your support and kind wishes. Extending a Merry Christmas to you Dear Lady, great health in the New Year for you and your family and a warm hug from me. God bless you...

Anne E Sangster - K

Date: 12/21/2024 1:21:00 PM

Congratulations Michael on your wonderful poem of the day. Very creative and witty. A fun read for me today :-) Wishing you all the best for Christmas. Hugs~Anne :-)

Michael Tor
Date: 12/21/2024 3:41:00 PM

Hi Anne, thank you Dear for the well wishes and taking the time to comment on this silly Limerick and Santa Jokes. I am glad it was a fine read for you. I have to stop by and read more of your Poetry. Loved the last one I read it was so funny. I shared it with my wife Judy and she was laughing. Thanking you for your support and wishing you great fun and joy for Christmas and safety and great Health for the Holidays...

John Read

Date: 12/21/2024 11:04:00 AM

Hi Michael, I see myself as a rebel without a clause, enjoyed reading your humorous writing's, thanks for making me smile.

Michael Tor
Date: 12/21/2024 3:37:00 PM

John your very welcome. Glad you picked that one and I got a smile out of you. Hope you are doing well, and You haven't been posting lately. I am sure you're busy. Looking forward to reading more of your Poetry. Thanks for taking the time to comment on this silly Limerick of mine and the Santa Jokes. God bless you my friend and hoping you are well...

Jim Slaughter

Date: 12/21/2024 10:40:00 AM

A wonderfully cheerful read for the season, Michael, and a perfectly "elf-fective" selection for POTD. Merry Christmas to you, too.

Michael Tor
Date: 12/21/2024 3:31:00 PM

Hey Jim loved your Elf-fective lol. Thank you so much for your much appreciated comment Jim and the smile. Wishing you and your family a Warm Christmas and a safe and Healthy New Year. God bless you and all you love...

Heidi Sands

Date: 12/21/2024 10:08:00 AM

Congratulations for this great, creative POTD ! Merry Christmas :)

Michael Tor
Date: 12/21/2024 3:25:00 PM

Hi Heidi thank you for your so kind comment on my silly Limerick and Santa Jokes. I was hoping I create some festive, funny, happy moods during the Holidays. Wishing you and all you love a wonderful Christmas and for the New Year wishing you and your family great health and safety. God bless you and thank you for stopping by, much appreciated your support.

Robert L. Hinshaw

Date: 12/21/2024 9:51:00 AM

Congrats, Michael, for the POTD! Very witty. Merry Christmas and a Happy, Healthy New Year to you and your family! Bob H

Michael Tor
Date: 12/21/2024 3:21:00 PM

Hey Robert thank you Sir for the kind words. Its nice to see you. You are one of my favorite Poets. You are always a gentleman and someone I look up to. God bless you my friend, and I wish you and your loved ones a Festive and joyful Christmas and a safe and Healthy New Year. Robert thank you for taking the time to comment on my silly Limerick and Santa Jokes. I will be stopping by to read your latest works...

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 12/21/2024 9:24:00 AM

- Congratulations on your p.o.t.d., Michael :) - hugs

Michael Tor
Date: 12/21/2024 3:12:00 PM

Hugs back Anne-Lise and thank you for your support and your much appreciated comment. God bless you...

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 12/21/2024 8:41:00 AM

Sweet, Mike, that was so nice of them! Love YOUR presents ;) Believe and Merry!

Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/22/2024 5:36:00 AM

Thank you, Mike!

Michael Tor
Date: 12/21/2024 8:43:00 PM

Kim I like your new picture, such a lovely smile...

Michael Tor
Date: 12/21/2024 3:10:00 PM

Hi Kim. It was nice of them. Every once in a while this squirrel finds a nut. Today it was my turn to find it. Thank you for your support and taking the time to read and comment. God bless you my Dear...

Janice Canerdy

Date: 12/21/2024 7:30:00 AM

Michael, the Soup made a great choice for Poem of the Day! Janice

Michael Tor
Date: 12/21/2024 3:09:00 PM

Janice so nice to see you and value your support. Thank you for taking the time to read and comment on my silly Limerick. I hope it brought at least a smile from you. Wishing you a Merry Christmas and a safe New Year. God bless you...

Silent One

Date: 12/21/2024 7:04:00 AM

Congratulations on POTD my friend. Your poem uses humour and holiday cheer with playful jokes about Santa and the Christmas season. Through puns and jokes, you've expressed a whimsical version of Santa that is both comical and relatable. The message of gratitude adds a personal and touching note, making the poem a delightful blend of humour and heartfelt appreciation. It’s a charming reminder of the joy and fun that the holiday season can bring, while also expressing sincere gratitude.

Michael Tor
Date: 12/21/2024 3:06:00 PM

Hi Silent One. I much appreciate your words my friend. Thank you for taking the time to read and evaluate my sillyness. I always appreciate all the support you always give me. Your comment is spot on. I will be stopping by to read your latest works. God bless you and I hope your spirits are festive and Merry...