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Oops - It's a Bit of a Cock Up

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Ted enjoys a quick roll in the hay... He’s sleeping with his buxom P A She confirmed she’s with child Ted baulked, then got quite riled I wonder what his wife’s got to say! 5/26/18

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Lindsay Laurie

Date: 6/3/2018 6:41:00 PM

G'day Jan … You don't have to wonder too hard Jan - a nice chuckler - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 6/3/2018 6:44:00 PM

Thanks Laurie:-) hugs jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 5/31/2018 11:15:00 PM

This funny limerick has some serious overtones. Congratulations on having it honored with POTD! xxoo

Jan Allison
Date: 6/1/2018 5:56:00 PM

Thanks Connie:-) I was delighted to get POTD it was most unexpected:-) hugs jan xx

Gershon Wolf

Date: 5/30/2018 3:00:00 PM

Hope 'POTD' didn't get too excited over this one! Congrats, Jan! :) gw

Jan Allison
Date: 5/30/2018 4:25:00 PM

lol:-) hugs Jan xx

L. J. Carber

Date: 5/29/2018 11:41:00 AM

This made me laugh, Jan! Will my sex ever learn?

Jan Allison
Date: 5/29/2018 11:50:00 AM

lol LJ:-) hugs Jan xx

Winged Warrior

Date: 5/29/2018 2:51:00 AM

Congrats on POTD!!! My friend...love and light...^WW^

Jan Allison
Date: 5/29/2018 8:13:00 AM

many thanks ^WW^:-) hugs jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 5/28/2018 9:55:00 PM

Congrats on POTD!

Jan Allison
Date: 5/29/2018 1:56:00 AM

Thanks Kim:-) hugs Jan xx

Charlie Knowlton

Date: 5/28/2018 7:06:00 PM

Not mine but reminded of a limerick I once heard. "There was a young farmer from Kent. whose shlong was so long it was bent. When folded in two his excitement grew but instead of coming, he went.

Jan Allison
Date: 5/28/2018 7:08:00 PM

lol Charlie I've heard that one too lol:-) hugs jan xx

Constance La France

Date: 5/28/2018 6:06:00 PM

Jan, great limerick and congrats on POTD

Jan Allison
Date: 5/28/2018 6:08:00 PM

Thanks Constance its a great honour especially with a humourous poem:-) hugs jan xx

Dale Gregory Cozart

Date: 5/28/2018 11:42:00 AM

Congrats on POTD, Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 5/28/2018 12:06:00 PM

Thanks Dale:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 5/28/2018 11:07:00 AM

:) congratulations on POTD on this beauty Hugs Eve

Jan Allison
Date: 5/28/2018 12:06:00 PM

Thanks Eve:-) hugs Jan xx

Roy Pett

Date: 5/28/2018 10:40:00 AM

Congratulations on your well deserved POTD Jan, absolutely brilliant, (what did the wife say?) great limerick loved it. :))

Jan Allison
Date: 5/28/2018 12:05:00 PM

Thanks Roy - I am sure there are a few wives out there who this has happened to - i expect the air would be blue:-) hugs Jan xx

Daniel Turner

Date: 5/28/2018 9:34:00 AM

A conversation not for the young, I'm sure. Congratulations on POTD, Jan. I love the humor:)The captcha was PMS. lol

Jan Allison
Date: 5/28/2018 12:05:00 PM

Thanks DT I had a great captcha today which was very apt it was 'lie' :-) hugs Jan xx

Eileen Manassian

Date: 5/28/2018 8:50:00 AM

Oh dear oh dear....Let's hope she doesn't turn into a Mrs Bobbit...the wifie, I mean. ;) Good one, Jan. Congrats on POTD...

Jan Allison
Date: 5/28/2018 12:04:00 PM

lol Eileen - that sure would teach him a lesson!:-) :-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 5/28/2018 8:16:00 AM

Hi Jan, I'm just coming back to say congratulations on getting the poem of the day. It was well deserved:-) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 5/28/2018 12:03:00 PM

Thanks Alexis:-) hugs Jan xx

Winged Warrior

Date: 5/28/2018 7:52:00 AM

Back to Congrats!!!...you're rolling in the hay now Jan lol...love and light...^WW^

Jan Allison
Date: 5/28/2018 12:03:00 PM

Thanks ^WW^:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 5/28/2018 7:31:00 AM

- BIG CONGRATULATIONS, JAN :)))

Jan Allison
Date: 5/28/2018 12:03:00 PM

Thanks Anne-Lise:-) hugs Jan xx

Phil Capitano

Date: 5/28/2018 7:25:00 AM

Cheeky, Jan, very cheeky. Made me smile. Way to go.

Jan Allison
Date: 5/28/2018 12:02:00 PM

Thanks Phil:-) hugs Jan xx

Faraz Ajmal

Date: 5/28/2018 7:01:00 AM

Lol, it s a really funny poem, you have explained the real meaning of "cock up" really enjoyed reading it and congratulations on yiur poem being chosen as POTD, good luck

Jan Allison
Date: 5/28/2018 12:02:00 PM

Thanks Faraz, yes you are right and the title is open to interpretation lol:-) hugs jan xx

J.W. Earnings

Date: 5/28/2018 6:34:00 AM

Haha funny one. Good one! Humor is good for the soul along with laughter, peace and joy. -JWE

Jan Allison
Date: 5/28/2018 6:50:00 AM

We need more laughter in our lives David and I just try to make folks smile with my silly rhymes:-) hugs Jan xx

Maureen Mcgreavy

Date: 5/28/2018 5:41:00 AM

Ooh I wonder ;p Congratulations on potd Jan! A super day to you, all day :) xomo!

Jan Allison
Date: 5/28/2018 6:13:00 AM

Thanks Mo, it's lovely to get POTD with a fun poem:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 5/28/2018 3:14:00 AM

Big congratulations Jan on POTD. Well deserved, certainly no cock up lol. Enjoy the BH. Tom

Jan Allison
Date: 5/28/2018 3:25:00 AM

lol Tom I love the word play in the title and thanks for telling me about POTD what a lovely surprise :-) Hope the wedding went well:-) hugs jan xx

Charlie Knowlton

Date: 5/27/2018 5:23:00 PM

But he`ll die at the hands of his wife. In rubber boots he`ll live out his life. Short lived as it may be in strife. For said wife just sharpened her knife.

Maureen Mcgreavy
Date: 5/28/2018 5:40:00 AM

Lol ;)

Jan Allison
Date: 5/28/2018 3:24:00 AM

lol Charlie:-) hugs jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 5/27/2018 3:35:00 PM

“Hay...what’s goi’n on here” ;)

Jan Allison
Date: 5/28/2018 3:23:00 AM

lol Kim:-) hugs Jan xx