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Ted enjoys a quick roll in the hay... He’s sleeping with his buxom P A She confirmed she’s with child Ted baulked, then got quite riled I wonder what his wife’s got to say! 5/26/18

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Date: 6/3/2018 6:41:00 PM
G'day Jan … You don't have to wonder too hard Jan - a nice chuckler - Lindsay
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 6/3/2018 6:44:00 PM
Thanks Laurie:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 5/31/2018 11:15:00 PM
This funny limerick has some serious overtones. Congratulations on having it honored with POTD! xxoo
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 6/1/2018 5:56:00 PM
Thanks Connie:-) I was delighted to get POTD it was most unexpected:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 5/30/2018 3:00:00 PM
Hope 'POTD' didn't get too excited over this one! Congrats, Jan! :) gw
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 5/30/2018 4:25:00 PM
lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/30/2018 11:28:00 AM
Maybe Ted's missus was driving that hay baler. Oh, well, he's probably just a "hayseed", anyway. Pretty cute, Jan.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 5/30/2018 11:44:00 AM
lol Jim:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/29/2018 11:41:00 AM
This made me laugh, Jan! Will my sex ever learn?
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 5/29/2018 11:50:00 AM
lol LJ:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/29/2018 2:51:00 AM
Congrats on POTD!!! My friend...love and light...^WW^
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 5/29/2018 8:13:00 AM
many thanks ^WW^:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 5/28/2018 9:55:00 PM
Congrats on POTD!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 5/29/2018 1:56:00 AM
Thanks Kim:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/28/2018 7:06:00 PM
Not mine but reminded of a limerick I once heard. "There was a young farmer from Kent. whose shlong was so long it was bent. When folded in two his excitement grew but instead of coming, he went.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 5/28/2018 7:08:00 PM
lol Charlie I've heard that one too lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 5/28/2018 6:06:00 PM
Jan, great limerick and congrats on POTD
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 5/28/2018 6:08:00 PM
Thanks Constance its a great honour especially with a humourous poem:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 5/28/2018 11:42:00 AM
Congrats on POTD, Jan.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 5/28/2018 12:06:00 PM
Thanks Dale:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/28/2018 11:07:00 AM
:) congratulations on POTD on this beauty Hugs Eve
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 5/28/2018 12:06:00 PM
Thanks Eve:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/28/2018 10:40:00 AM
Congratulations on your well deserved POTD Jan, absolutely brilliant, (what did the wife say?) great limerick loved it. :))
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 5/28/2018 12:05:00 PM
Thanks Roy - I am sure there are a few wives out there who this has happened to - i expect the air would be blue:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/28/2018 9:34:00 AM
A conversation not for the young, I'm sure. Congratulations on POTD, Jan. I love the humor:)The captcha was PMS. lol
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 5/28/2018 12:05:00 PM
Thanks DT I had a great captcha today which was very apt it was 'lie' :-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/28/2018 8:50:00 AM
Oh dear oh dear....Let's hope she doesn't turn into a Mrs Bobbit...the wifie, I mean. ;) Good one, Jan. Congrats on POTD...
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 5/28/2018 12:04:00 PM
lol Eileen - that sure would teach him a lesson!:-) :-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/28/2018 8:16:00 AM
Hi Jan, I'm just coming back to say congratulations on getting the poem of the day. It was well deserved:-) Alexis
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 5/28/2018 12:03:00 PM
Thanks Alexis:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/28/2018 7:52:00 AM
Back to Congrats!!!...you're rolling in the hay now Jan lol...love and light...^WW^
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 5/28/2018 12:03:00 PM
Thanks ^WW^:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/28/2018 7:31:00 AM
- BIG CONGRATULATIONS, JAN :)))
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 5/28/2018 12:03:00 PM
Thanks Anne-Lise:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/28/2018 7:25:00 AM
Cheeky, Jan, very cheeky. Made me smile. Way to go.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 5/28/2018 12:02:00 PM
Thanks Phil:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/28/2018 7:01:00 AM
Lol, it s a really funny poem, you have explained the real meaning of "cock up" really enjoyed reading it and congratulations on yiur poem being chosen as POTD, good luck
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Date: 5/28/2018 12:02:00 PM
Thanks Faraz, yes you are right and the title is open to interpretation lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 5/28/2018 6:34:00 AM
Haha funny one. Good one! Humor is good for the soul along with laughter, peace and joy. -JWE
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 5/28/2018 6:50:00 AM
We need more laughter in our lives David and I just try to make folks smile with my silly rhymes:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/28/2018 5:58:00 AM
A true definition of a 'cock up,' I'd say. Great lim, Jan. Congrats on POTD. Best to you. Jaclyn
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 5/28/2018 6:14:00 AM
Thanks so much - I recognise your pic when you posted as 'Terry' I do love the spelling of your christian name Jaclyn, its so pretty:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 5/28/2018 5:41:00 AM
Ooh I wonder ;p Congratulations on potd Jan! A super day to you, all day :) xomo!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 5/28/2018 6:13:00 AM
Thanks Mo, it's lovely to get POTD with a fun poem:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/28/2018 3:14:00 AM
Big congratulations Jan on POTD. Well deserved, certainly no cock up lol. Enjoy the BH. Tom
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 5/28/2018 3:25:00 AM
lol Tom I love the word play in the title and thanks for telling me about POTD what a lovely surprise :-) Hope the wedding went well:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 5/27/2018 5:23:00 PM
But he`ll die at the hands of his wife. In rubber boots he`ll live out his life. Short lived as it may be in strife. For said wife just sharpened her knife.
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Maureen McGreavy
Date: 5/28/2018 5:40:00 AM
Lol ;)
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 5/28/2018 3:24:00 AM
lol Charlie:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 5/27/2018 3:35:00 PM
“Hay...what’s goi’n on here” ;)
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 5/28/2018 3:23:00 AM
lol Kim:-) hugs Jan xx
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