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Oh, No, That's Not My Elephant

I am the only owner of an elephant in our small town And I am proud of my Ella elephant with sober nature. One fine morning I received a call from the town police. As I entered office, a man was talking to the sergeant. “You will never believe what has happened, Sergeant! A truck backed up to my bank, the doors got opened Out come robbers, leading an elephant out of the truck The elephant broke through my plate glass window Stuck his trunk in, and.. and sucked up all the money Then the gang led the elephant back into the truck The robbers closed the door and the truck pulled away” To this sergeant said, “Hm..for identification purpose, Tell me was that an African elephant or Indian elephant?” “How can I tell the difference, sir?” asked the manager. The sergeant said, “The African has big ears, Indian small” The manager said, “The elephant has stocking over his head” As sergeant was about to turn to me, some people rushed in They announced the robbers are caught with the elephant. The sergeant turned to me and said, “What you have to say?” He led me outside along with the crowd to see the robbers There was a truck with the elephant and the robbers on it. “That’s not my elephant, doesn’t move, It’s mechanical toy. +++++++ July 11, 2014 Form: Free Verse Dr. Ram Mehta Second Place Win Contest: Fable by Leonara

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Date: 7/29/2014 1:05:00 AM
A well wound, write from you here dear Dr Ram.'
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Date: 7/18/2014 2:53:00 PM
Dr Ram, , Congratulations, on your awesome Fable ..... Always~ Linda
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Date: 7/17/2014 9:32:00 PM
Congs my brother on the win Bryan Writes
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Date: 7/17/2014 6:55:00 PM
So glad it wasn't your elephant. Congratulations on your win. Love, Joyce
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Date: 7/17/2014 9:28:00 AM
This is fun, congrats Dr. Ram.
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Date: 7/16/2014 8:54:00 AM
Cute surprise ending, very funny! Congratulations!
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Date: 7/16/2014 5:27:00 AM
enchanted by your story, dr.ram..sweet congrats and huggs!
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Date: 7/16/2014 1:25:00 AM
N back again wid huge congrats Dr Ram!
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Date: 7/15/2014 8:25:00 PM
Haha. That taught them to judge! I love this :D congratulations!
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Date: 7/15/2014 7:37:00 PM
dropping back with my congratulations:-) Hugs Jan xx
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Date: 7/15/2014 12:10:00 PM
Very unique write. Congratulations on your win, and thank you for entering it so that I had a chance to read it.
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Dr.Ram Mehta
Date: 7/15/2014 9:37:00 PM
Thanks , Carol, for my placement
Date: 7/11/2014 3:08:00 PM
loved the image of the elephant with the stocking on his head - lovely write dr Mehta. hugs Jan xxx
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Date: 7/11/2014 12:39:00 PM
That's so beautiful Dr Ram ! Gl in contest!
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Date: 7/11/2014 6:13:00 AM
- Really a enjoyable poem Dr. Ram - I read with one large and one small ear :) - "The elephant has stocking over his head" :)))) .... lol - a huge stocking! - Well done !!! - oxox // Anne-Lise :)
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