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Ted got nissed as a pewt last night Tried walking, his legs were not right He stumbled and fell Woke up in a cell … He’ll be back in the pub tonight! Submitted to Any poem not for a contest sponsored by Broken Wings 27th February 2016

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Date: 5/16/2016 9:18:00 AM
Jan, congratulations on your nice win in the 'Any Poem Not For A Contest, Ever' contest. Great Limerick! Hugs, Sandra
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Date: 5/16/2016 9:15:00 AM
- Congratulations on your wonderful poem, Jan :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 3/2/2016 7:59:00 AM
What a lovely page with a profound group of words. I am loving every aspect of this piece. Thumbs up friend and a definite 7
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 3/4/2016 4:48:00 AM
Thanks so much Funom:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/28/2016 7:25:00 PM
by the looks of the picture, are you sure this wasn't srunk as a dkunk?
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/29/2016 7:33:00 AM
lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/28/2016 7:24:00 PM
WAY To do that one challenge. If you could think up just one more spoonerism thing and get it into the limerick,I bet he would like it even better. Anyway, thanks so much for the idea. I think I will do a limerick one too.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/29/2016 7:32:00 AM
Sadly this isn't for the contest Andrea - I wrote this then Roy got the idea for the contest:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 2/28/2016 4:18:00 PM
Jan, this is so funny, love it and the pic too!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/28/2016 4:29:00 PM
I wrote the poem then found the pic and couldn't resist posting it lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/28/2016 10:38:00 AM
Good lad.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/28/2016 10:47:00 AM
Thanks for dropping by Scott:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/27/2016 8:54:00 PM
Hello Jan ... a humorous tale that sadly occurs too often in reality - Lindsay
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/28/2016 7:55:00 AM
Whilst it is a humourous write I agree it is a sad reality for some:-( hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/27/2016 8:09:00 PM
Took me a second to understand you switched the letters around in the first line.... guess he really was nissed! And how... Will he back in the pub, tonight, I wonder, because you'll give him what for? LOL!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/28/2016 7:54:00 AM
LOL Timothy - thankfully its a fiction write on my part but for some it is a sad reality:-( hugs jan xx
Date: 2/27/2016 7:19:00 PM
hehe loved this !
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/27/2016 7:22:00 PM
Cheers Lenny:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/27/2016 6:41:00 PM
Where did you get my photo? :) Loved this!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/27/2016 6:43:00 PM
hee hee - just a fun write but it's also has a sad side and that n reality this does happen:-( I wrote the poem then found the pic:-) hugs Jan xxx
Date: 2/27/2016 6:05:00 PM
Loved it. Need to do a contest on Spoonerisms! Cheers, Roy
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/27/2016 6:08:00 PM
aww thanks Roy I always aspire to be as good as you at writing limericks I do love the humour that can be conveyed in a few short lines:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 2/27/2016 2:55:00 PM
so laughable, jan!..soupie mail!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/27/2016 2:58:00 PM
Glad it made you smile - replied:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/27/2016 12:39:00 PM
I think we all know a Ted! This may be my fav limerick yet - how they all make me grin. You realize you are getting a Lim Reputation - the best kind of rep, we all depend on your humor! ... CayCay
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/27/2016 12:43:00 PM
Glad my limericks make you smile CayCay - my job is done if I can amuse:-) It's a realistic scenario I'm afraid so it may be a humourous poem but it does have sad undertones:-( hugs jan xx
Date: 2/27/2016 8:40:00 AM
nissed as a pewt..lol...we say drunk as a skunk....I have seen it many a time Jan
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/27/2016 12:40:00 PM
Some say 'pissed as a newt' so I thought I would change it like a drunk person would maybe say lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/27/2016 8:40:00 AM
Ted is such a stinker! Cute, cute, cute, Jan.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/27/2016 12:44:00 PM
ha ha ha love that comment Lin:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/27/2016 8:21:00 AM
Lol , I needed this dear Jan... Lovely !!!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/27/2016 8:23:00 AM
Thanks Charma - whilst the poem is humourous it's actually a sad scenario that happens all too frequently:-( hugs jan xx