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News Flash! News Flash! An epidemic of dumb, A vaccine is yet to be found, It’s covered the U.S., the U.K. and Japan, A dumb virus is hitting the ground. First diagnosed in the White House in the States, When dumb raised its ugly head, Now dumb is sweeping all over England, The scourge of dumb has insidiously spread, Emergency Help Lines for the dumb have been set up, For our first line of defence, Treating those infected with a dose of reason, A fresh dose of old common sense, So please, if you suspect someone is coming over all dumb, Give them this number to call, Else they’ll continue to be dumb, believing what’s said, And then we can do bugger all. Written 20th Feb 2018, entered into Robert Haighs "make me laugh contest" Ranked 9th

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Date: 3/16/2018 11:41:00 PM
Dose of common sense needed world wide. What a great poem, still smiling. Congrats. bbn
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Date: 3/1/2018 10:21:00 PM
Haha, nice write, Lewis. We have an unusually thick leyer of dumb here at the moment. Congrats! Viv
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Date: 3/1/2018 7:37:00 AM
Bah ha ha! Epidemic proportions indeed!
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Lewis Raynes
Date: 3/1/2018 4:56:00 PM
haha thanks Maureen :)
Date: 2/28/2018 5:56:00 PM
Nicely done, Lewis, congratulations on your win.
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Date: 3/1/2018 4:54:00 PM
Thank you Eve :)
Date: 2/28/2018 4:31:00 PM
As soon as I got to your second stanza I couldn't help but laugh Lewis! I loved it! Congratulations on your great win! : )
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Date: 2/28/2018 5:08:00 PM
thanks Connie, glad u enjoyed this one :)
Date: 2/28/2018 4:26:00 PM
Very witty, Lewis. Congrats on your well deserved win.
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Date: 2/28/2018 5:08:00 PM
thanks Line :)
Date: 2/21/2018 10:24:00 PM
Too,Too entertaining, I wanted to hear more and more. Worse than the flu problem. bbn
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Date: 2/28/2018 5:07:00 PM
thanks BBN, really glad u enjoyed this one :)
Date: 2/21/2018 6:35:00 AM
Hahaha... i know how you feel!!!
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Date: 2/21/2018 9:04:00 PM
thanks SO, glad u enjoyed this write :)
Date: 2/21/2018 6:30:00 AM
You made me smile with this poem. Amazing how easily lies are spreading..easily verifiable..grown ups saying dumb things with straight face.
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Date: 2/21/2018 9:03:00 PM
all too much at the moment, and too many people believing it, thanks Vijay :)
Date: 2/21/2018 5:23:00 AM
A seriously funny poem...One to laugh with tears...It's really amazing what's happening in the world today...
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Date: 2/21/2018 9:02:00 PM
if we don't laugh we cry, thanks Arturo :)
Date: 2/20/2018 11:59:00 PM
Hahaha...love it! I know so many people who need that number but are too dumb to realize it. Great write!
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Lewis Raynes
Date: 2/21/2018 9:02:00 PM
thanks Carole, i think lots of people could do with this number :)

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