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After my cousin has visited for a day My mum’s desperate for a holiday! Mum pretends she’s gone out and tries to hide But my auntie knows mum is lurking inside The minute mum go to open the front door My cousin charges in like he’s going to war Mum’s face is ashen she can sense the doom As this tiny tornado enters the living room He shouts out words I could never repeat If I did it would be very indiscreet I try to be kind to him and ask him to play But Peter always wants things done HIS way If he loses a game he screams ‘its not fair’ My auntie consoles him she says ‘there, there’ She really thinks he’s perfect; he’s her pride and joy Unfortunately she cannot see he is a spoiled little boy He bites and kicks and punches me whenever he can He’s my chaotic cousin and of him I’m not a fan When its time for food he eats just like a greedy pig Grabbing all the goodies, its no wonder he’s so big He climbs on all the furniture and colours on the wall My auntie doesn’t stop him, there’s no discipline at all Peter’s just a spoiled brat and doesn’t have a friend It’s a shame we’re cousins or this relationship would end Next time he comes to visit I’ve told mum I’m moving house I told her that I can no longer tolerate this nasty little louse My mum tells me to be patient and I’m not to hit the blues …. It’s a difficult time for many when kids hit the terrible twos! Contest My Cousin Chaos sponsored by Brian Davey 05~27~16

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Date: 6/24/2016 10:40:00 AM
Congrats Jan. Good work.
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Date: 6/21/2016 6:28:00 PM
Congrats on your win in my contest Jan with another witty write!
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Jan Allison
Date: 6/22/2016 3:33:00 PM
My Humour doesn't always work in the contests, so I was really delighted to place with you Brian:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 6/21/2016 1:10:00 PM
Congrats on your win my lovely smiling friend. Loved always, bl
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Date: 6/22/2016 3:33:00 PM
Thanks BL:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 6/21/2016 8:53:00 AM
Its fun and pure joy to read your poems always,congrats Jan!
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Date: 6/22/2016 3:33:00 PM
Thanks Sara:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 6/21/2016 6:00:00 AM
Enjoyed it very much, Jan. Congratulations on your placement. ~karam~
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Date: 6/22/2016 3:34:00 PM
Many thanks Karam:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 6/4/2016 3:46:00 PM
Nicely done Jan, good story very humorous
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Pashang Salehi
Date: 6/5/2016 1:29:00 AM
You are so great.....
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Jan Allison
Date: 6/4/2016 3:47:00 PM
Thanks Pashang - thankfully for me it is a fiction write:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/29/2016 8:53:00 PM
Love your humor ??
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Jan Allison
Date: 5/30/2016 7:16:00 PM
lol must be a soup ghost your comment came back to haunt me :-) hugs Jan xx
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Mike Hauser
Date: 5/29/2016 8:54:00 PM
Don't know where this one came from!
Date: 5/29/2016 8:53:00 PM
Love your humor :0)
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Date: 5/30/2016 7:16:00 PM
Thanks Mike:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 5/29/2016 7:09:00 AM
I think "tiny tornado" is an apt description of these types. Yet to them we must open our doors rather than board them up. Always wondered why hurricanes have human names. Thanks to your well-penned lines, now I see the justification!
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Date: 5/29/2016 7:26:00 AM
I had never connected the fact the tornadoes having human names - perhaps you are right lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/29/2016 12:04:00 AM
LOL well done, I know the feeling, why just today I was driving my motorbike to escape an evil villain chasing me!!!! :)
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Date: 5/29/2016 2:26:00 AM
ha ha ha I've seen the video footage on youttube Arthur! hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/29/2016 12:03:00 AM
Yup; can relate to your poem Jan right down to the terrible two's - Lindsay
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Date: 5/29/2016 2:25:00 AM
Thanks so much Lindsay:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/28/2016 8:02:00 PM
Well lets just hope he grows out of it or he's headed for trouble. Thank you for reading my work and commenting. Love, Joyce
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Date: 5/29/2016 2:25:00 AM
The pleasure is all mine to read your wonderful words Joyce:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/28/2016 7:39:00 PM
Love the story line. This brings back a few memories. Well done! ...Fran
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Date: 5/29/2016 2:23:00 AM
Thanks Fran I am lucky I never experienced the terrible two's with my son!:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/28/2016 12:06:00 PM
Like this tale of the bratty cousin. Had me smiling as I think we all know bratty kids. love phyl
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Date: 5/28/2016 12:08:00 PM
LOL Phyllis thankfully my son was never like this and we didn't have the terrible twos but I have seen 'tornadoes' like it lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/28/2016 10:11:00 AM
Hi Jan You have penned a good tale with good imagery. I think I've met Peter. If not, he definitely reminds me of someone. On his arrival I bolt the door shut and get quite as a mouse. Excellent job! This looks like a winner to me. 7 :-) Alexis
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Date: 5/28/2016 11:50:00 AM
LOL Alexis it must be scary to have a visitor like Peter!:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/28/2016 9:45:00 AM
A very good well written poem, very funny Excellent, well put together, you said it all, nothing more to say apart from your the winner, ha ha xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Date: 5/28/2016 9:51:00 AM
I get inspired by the contest themes Wendy - a win is great as it gets greater exposure to your poem so I can only hope the sponsor likes my take on the chaos theme lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 5/28/2016 1:48:00 AM
Lol... what a perfect cousin to have. gud one
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Jan Allison
Date: 5/28/2016 4:05:00 AM
Glad its fiction it would be a nightmare lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/27/2016 9:52:00 PM
Jan, oh those terribe twos.. great poem for the contest, 7 ~
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Date: 5/28/2016 4:05:00 AM
They sure are Constance luckily my son didn't suffer from them!:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/27/2016 5:53:00 PM
Oh boy!! I hope this menace will not set foot in my house or else I'll tie him to the family tree!! I'll lend you my superglue, Jan, if the situation becomes desperate:) hugs // paul
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Date: 5/27/2016 5:55:00 PM
Pure fiction for the contest Paul lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 5/27/2016 4:47:00 PM
yipers, he is really on the run, jan... frantic, i mean, fantastic rant!..mail soon..huggs
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Date: 5/27/2016 4:57:00 PM
Pure fiction write for the contest Nette:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 5/27/2016 2:34:00 PM
... A small tornado ..... I feel exhausted .... :) - Lovely written, Jan - Good luck in the contest - Happy weekend :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 5/27/2016 2:35:00 PM
You can just picture him at full force Anne Lise lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 5/27/2016 1:39:00 PM
Run for the hills...lol...we all have one little spoilt brat in every family...just glad not my kids
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Date: 5/27/2016 2:08:00 PM
I was so lucky with my son Tim he was such a good baby and toddler... phew!!! hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/27/2016 1:17:00 PM
A fine line exists between tolerance and undisciplined..what's cute at two can turn into a nightmare when they turn 13.....understanding they need space to come to grip with their growing mind and letting it go unchecked is a parenting skill that confuses a lot of adults...good luck in the contest
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Jan Allison
Date: 5/27/2016 1:20:00 PM
Wise words indeed Frederic - thankfully this is a total fiction write for me and I know how lucky I was with my son he never went through the terrible twos and was and still is a joy:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 5/27/2016 1:12:00 PM
Yes, those little ones can be rough to deal with but they grow up and there is still hope that he will develop into a fine young man..Thanks for the visit to my page..Sara
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Date: 5/27/2016 1:18:00 PM
Pure fiction write thankfully Sara:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/27/2016 1:12:00 PM
Oh my, oh my ... chaos these 2 year olds bring. My 1 year old himself is practicing for his debut lol, enjoyes this one Jan, fingers crossed for your entry :)
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Jan Allison
Date: 5/27/2016 1:17:00 PM
Oh I bet you have your hands full Royal but kids are sooo cute when they are little especially when they are asleep lol:-) hugs Jan xx

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