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Open foot, insert mouth. Wait! That ain't right! Nothing I say is making sense tonight What is wrong with me, geeze! It's mouth in foot disease! Now, my freaking foot has an overbite. May 13, 2023 Funny, Bawdy or Humorous Limerick Contest Sponsored by Tania Kitchin

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Andrea Dietrich

Date: 5/30/2023 12:35:00 PM

I remember thinking this would do well. BIG congrats, Lin

Lin Lane
Date: 5/30/2023 12:43:00 PM

Thanks, Andrea but it’s still rather obnoxious. ;-)

Alexis Y.

Date: 5/28/2023 6:14:00 PM

Hi Lin, I'm just coming back to say congratulations on your winning write. Enjoy the rest of your day my friend:-) Alexis

Lin Lane
Date: 5/28/2023 6:59:00 PM

It’s been a fine day. Thank you very much, Alexis.

Janice Canerdy

Date: 5/28/2023 5:54:00 PM

Lin, this is wild! LOL! CONGRATS on your well-deserved win. Janice

Lin Lane
Date: 5/28/2023 6:03:00 PM

Hi Janice and thank you. Whoever dreamed up that picture has a sick imagination. Funny but sick.

Ann Peck

Date: 5/28/2023 3:23:00 PM

Too funny, Lin! LOL!

Lin Lane
Date: 5/28/2023 6:02:00 PM

lol thanks, Ann. It's downright scary!

Tania Kitchin

Date: 5/28/2023 11:26:00 AM

Lin, funny and creative, congratulations on your winning placement!

Lin Lane
Date: 5/28/2023 11:44:00 AM

Thanks, Tania. Now, I never want to look at that weird thing again. It’s just too freaky!

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 5/14/2023 12:24:00 PM

A really cute one. So clever!

Lin Lane
Date: 5/14/2023 12:32:00 PM

It’s a horrendous looking thing! Thanks, Andrea.

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 5/14/2023 7:18:00 AM

An hilarious Limerick Lin, imagine if faces were on feet we’d have to take a seat before we could speak… Belle

Lin Lane
Date: 5/14/2023 12:32:00 PM

It’s so silly. It’s difficult to imagine but we’d not be able to talk as much. That might be a good thing! Lol Thanks, Belle.

Paul Willason

Date: 5/13/2023 10:57:00 PM

Did you take a photo of my foot when I was asleep ?.....although on closer inspection my foot is much older...a little more used. Great humour Lin, thoroughly enjoyed on a Sunday morning with a coffee.

Lin Lane
Date: 5/14/2023 4:07:00 AM

lol Paul. That foot is the imagination of someone with a sick sense of humor, but perfect for limerick writing. Thanks for letting me know you enjoyed it. Have a great Sunday.

Gershon Wolf

Date: 5/13/2023 8:26:00 PM

Bullseye, Lin! First, the shoe is on the other foot. Then, as you've penned it! Laughter and levity, Gershon

Lin Lane
Date: 5/14/2023 4:06:00 AM

With a foot like that, it'd be best to keep it in a boot! Thanks, GW.

Jan Allison

Date: 5/13/2023 4:54:00 PM

thanks for the giggle Lin,poem title and picture are perfect lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lin Lane
Date: 5/14/2023 4:05:00 AM

Thanks, Jan. It's such a ridiculous notion... ugly little toes.lol

Daniel Turner

Date: 5/13/2023 9:27:00 AM

and you have corns on your tongue:) Talk about bad breath! Fun stuff Lin.

Lin Lane
Date: 5/14/2023 4:04:00 AM

Your vision sees corns? Oh my. The disease is more advanced than I thought. HA Danny and thanks.

Alexis Y.

Date: 5/13/2023 8:55:00 AM

Lol! Lin, Yuck! Not the foot-in-mouth disease? Not to mention the overbite. Hehe. This is a funny limerick! Best wishes in the contest. Have a great weekend:-) Alexis

Lin Lane
Date: 5/14/2023 4:02:00 AM

"Yuck" is right, Alexis! lol Rather silly but it was fun to write. Thanks!