Mother In Law

A l i e n a t e me from the mother-in-law, malignant by nature with many flaws- “Oh don’t try to flatter me! You’re inurbane, can’t you see!” I surely failed getting luck of the draw! His mother can sure be quite capricious, and most of the time can be malicious- “Please gravitate off the earth, you d i s s i p a t e your own worth… and your apple pie isn’t delicious!” I liked her in a transitory way, until she RUINED my own wedding day- Tripped me walking down the aisle, perspicuous! Saw her smile---- :) as a scapegoat she blamed it on Aunt May! Ten Word Challenge Contest Sponsor: John Hamilton Date Written: September 5, 2016
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Inman Avatar
September 18, 2016 at 12:58 PM
Funny, loved the apple pie line. You made me smile Laura.
U.D Palawon  Avatar
September 18, 2016 at 6:28 AM
Oh this so nicely penned. Interesting theme...Well done :D
Wigley Avatar
September 18, 2016 at 12:41 AM
Congrats, Laura, on a fun (and hopefully not autobiographical) write, well done. Viv x
Allison Avatar
September 17, 2016 at 5:56 PM
congrats LuLoo:-) hugs Jan xx
Hamilton Avatar
September 17, 2016 at 3:28 PM
Another great write, another great win! thanks Laura, and congrats on another top win!
Quigley Avatar
September 6, 2016 at 7:16 PM
Cever and entertaining!
Scars Avatar
September 8, 2016 at 1:28 PM
thank you Tom :)-luloo
White Avatar
September 5, 2016 at 11:55 PM
This is fantastic! Everything in limericks :-)
Scars Avatar
September 6, 2016 at 10:46 AM
thank you Darren :)-luloo
Godwin Avatar
September 5, 2016 at 10:17 PM
Very creative this ... CayCay
Scars Avatar
September 6, 2016 at 10:45 AM
thank you CayCay :)-luloo
Curtis Avatar
September 5, 2016 at 5:19 PM
This is great------all I could say about my X-mother-in-law is Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-breath-Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Scars Avatar
September 5, 2016 at 5:32 PM
lol Thanks Jerry :)-luloo
Smith Avatar
September 5, 2016 at 5:05 PM
Great Laura. I saw Jan had a mother In law one yesterday. Oh the stories I could tell about mine...lol
Scars Avatar
September 5, 2016 at 5:32 PM
yeah I read that yesterday too. I started this one Saturday night at like 2:00 am, then saw hers, but I decided to post it anyways. I wasn't sure if I should, but the only think I could think of when I saw the word "malicious" is my MIL lol :)-luloo
Kendrick Avatar
September 5, 2016 at 4:59 PM
Cute one..Reads like a winner to me..Way to go..Thanks for stopping by..Sara
Scars Avatar
September 5, 2016 at 5:30 PM
many thanks sweet Sara :)-luloo
Turner Avatar
September 5, 2016 at 4:29 PM
Laura, your talent is glowing in these three hilarious limericks. You had me laughing from the very start. Great usage of ten not so commonly used words. Good luck!
Scars Avatar
September 5, 2016 at 5:30 PM
thank you DT :)-luloo
Lewis  Avatar
September 5, 2016 at 4:07 PM
Hahaha love this Looloo well done :)
Scars Avatar
September 5, 2016 at 5:30 PM
thank you lovely Gail :)-luloo
Haight Avatar
September 5, 2016 at 2:42 PM
Oh, wow, Laura! How well you used these words in this powerful Limerick! Love it, and best wishes for the contest! It should do really well. Hugs, Sandra
Scars Avatar
September 5, 2016 at 5:29 PM
thank you sweet Sandra :)-luloo
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