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Liar and Hillary - Not For Contest

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‘Damn Liar’! said Hillary to Bill You told me ‘that girl’ was on the pill Now she’s got a tum As big as they come You're the daddy, now ain’t that a thrill! 22nd May 2015

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James Fraser

Date: 5/29/2015 6:09:00 PM

I wonder how many kids have been born through liaisons as such, politicians, Rock Stars, etc. To be honest it beggars belief and if one could know, wow, scary numbers. Limerick joy are yours Jan, hugs, James xx

Jan Allison
Date: 5/29/2015 6:12:00 PM

I am sure there are many many out there - wonder what happens when they are told who their 'daddy' is especially if the father has denied their existence until DNA results prove otherwise:-( Hugs jan xx

Constance La France

Date: 5/25/2015 5:00:00 PM

Jan, this is outstanding 7 and thanks for visiting my poem, sweats. . .

Jan Allison
Date: 5/25/2015 5:08:00 PM

Thanks broken wings just a fun write inspired by Catie's contest:-) Hugs jan xx

M. L. Kiser

Date: 5/25/2015 6:05:00 AM

Heh, good one!

Jan Allison
Date: 5/25/2015 6:08:00 AM

Tongue in cheek humour lol:-) Hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 5/24/2015 10:56:00 AM

OH BOY. I LIke it, Jan!

Jan Allison
Date: 5/24/2015 1:10:00 PM

Just a fun write Andrea lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 5/23/2015 8:43:00 AM

Bill, bill, bill!

Jan Allison
Date: 5/23/2015 6:41:00 PM

LOL thanks Richard:-) hugs Jan xx

Afolabi Muideen

Date: 5/22/2015 11:21:00 PM

Lol!!!!!! Excellent jan, so funny, I like limerick........good luck in the contest.........Afolabi.

Jan Allison
Date: 5/23/2015 6:40:00 PM

this is just for fun not for the contest:-) Hugs jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 5/22/2015 9:28:00 PM

LOL Loved this, as for lying, they both seem to be pretty good at that!!!!

Jan Allison
Date: 5/23/2015 6:39:00 PM

Yes part of the job spec I think Arthur lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 5/22/2015 8:17:00 PM

Hello Jan... poor old Bill and Hillary; still making millions, and never being able to live down their past. I loved this limerick Jan - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 5/23/2015 6:39:00 PM

Slightly tongue in cheek Lindsay but proof we can't trust a word that comes out of the mouth of a politician anywhere in the world! Hugs jan xx

Shadow Hamilton

Date: 5/22/2015 6:45:00 PM

another hit my poor sides Jan I name you limerick queen hugs 7

Jan Allison
Date: 5/22/2015 6:49:00 PM

LOl Shadow - some do not care for my sense of humour - but it won't deter me from trying to inject a bit of fun into soup:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus

Date: 5/22/2015 1:04:00 PM

That 'girl' had plans already conceived in her mind!! Bill never saw what was coming! Much enjoyed. Hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 5/22/2015 1:09:00 PM

LOL Thanks Paul:-) Hugs Jan xx

Jaycee Cervenka

Date: 5/22/2015 9:13:00 AM

Love the biting tone of this one. You do this form very well! ((Hugs)) ~Janet

Jan Allison
Date: 5/22/2015 9:19:00 AM

I love the limerick form Janet it suits my humoir:-) Hugs Jan xx

John Williams

Date: 5/22/2015 8:48:00 AM

Hi Jan, Terrific Limerick, very funny---we've even heard of Bill and his amorous exploits in Australia. A 7 Jan....kind regards----John

Jan Allison
Date: 5/22/2015 9:18:00 AM

Thanks John just a fun write:-) Hugs Jan xx

Kp Nunez

Date: 5/22/2015 8:23:00 AM

LOL! This is really funny! He should have controlled his Libido, that way the girl wouldn't have had Hysterics on national tellly...7. hugs!

Jan Allison
Date: 5/22/2015 9:19:00 AM

I don't think we can believe a word out of any politician's mouth lol:-) Hugs jan xx

Jan Allison
Date: 5/22/2015 9:15:00 AM

Emile Pinet

Date: 5/22/2015 8:18:00 AM

Now you went and done it...you made me laugh out loud! That was funny! Emile.

Jan Allison
Date: 5/22/2015 9:16:00 AM

Glad I made you smile Emile I wrote three L & H limericks - my hubby thought Long and Hard too risque ... but I posted it anyway lol:-) Hugs jan xx

Joseph May

Date: 5/22/2015 7:30:00 AM

Haha... On her dress he did spill...Great one Jan....

Jan Allison
Date: 5/22/2015 9:13:00 AM

Ha ha ha Joseph - that comment is hilarious :-) Hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 5/22/2015 7:19:00 AM

I never had sexual relations with that woman. Bill says lying through his teeth.

Jan Allison
Date: 5/22/2015 7:24:00 AM

Just a fictional write Tim - politicians - how can we believe a word they say! Hugs Jan xx

Nandita Das

Date: 5/22/2015 7:18:00 AM

Hahaha....who? Monica? ...you are so very good at limericks....7++

Jan Allison
Date: 5/22/2015 7:23:00 AM

I am saying nothing Nandita lol - just a silly write not for the contest:-) Hugs Jan xx