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http://beartoons.com/2013/12/16/snow-balls/

 

In winter when snow softly falls Sid snowman clutches his snow balls He says I feel chilly There’s frost on my willy I hope it melts when nature calls! Winter Snow Or Ice Limerick Contest Poetry Contest Sponsored by Tania kitchin 12/29/20

Copyright © | Year Posted 2020




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Date: 1/25/2021 1:45:00 PM
Hmmm, I always thought Frosty had a funny gleam in his eye. Thanks for this hilarious poem.
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Date: 1/23/2021 8:56:00 AM
Nawdy alright! ;) M.
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Date: 1/23/2021 7:41:00 AM
thanks for the great belly laugh..very very cute and congratulations
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Date: 1/17/2021 4:50:00 PM
Love the Limerick, Jan. One question... how did you know we’ll get snow in 2039? Congrats on both your poetic prowess and your clairvoyance. Terry. ;.)
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Date: 1/17/2021 6:02:00 PM
that is so bizarre about the date lol no idea how that happened. I hope to still be around in 2039 mum has longevity on her side of the family... her great great aunt was 111 and 121 days and in the Guinness book of records:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/9/2021 6:39:00 AM
Congratulations Jan on this brilliant Limerick. Thanks for your soupmail Warm wishes Howard
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Date: 1/17/2021 5:59:00 PM
thanks Howard:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 1/9/2021 4:09:00 AM
are we talking about Trump again ! a well deserved win dear friend, many happy returns, love xo
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Date: 1/17/2021 5:59:00 PM
ha ha ha:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 1/8/2021 5:52:00 PM
I remember this one. a very well deserved win, jan, Congratulations.
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Date: 1/17/2021 5:59:00 PM
thanks Andrea:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 1/8/2021 4:14:00 PM
What a witty and creative limerick, Jan!! Congratulations on your Top Win!!
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Date: 1/8/2021 4:16:00 PM
Thanks newton it was fun to write:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 1/8/2021 1:47:00 PM
Your work is a winner way to go..Congrats. Sara
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Date: 1/8/2021 2:48:00 PM
Thanks so much sara:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 1/8/2021 11:21:00 AM
I'm loving these Limericks, congratulations on your winning placement. I hope Sid's balls defrost soon. Haha
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Date: 1/8/2021 2:48:00 PM
Thanks so much Joanna:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 1/8/2021 10:42:00 AM
Congratulations on your win. What a fun write and picture. My laugh for the day. Enjoy your win with blessings....................
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Date: 1/8/2021 2:48:00 PM
I was so thrilled when the artist allowed me to use his cartoon:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 1/8/2021 9:30:00 AM
Absolutely hilarious Jan! Will never think of snowballs the same way again! Congratulations on your win!
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Date: 1/8/2021 2:47:00 PM
Thanks so much Sam yes you would worry about throwing these ones lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 1/8/2021 7:12:00 AM
Back with Congrats Jan!!
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Date: 1/8/2021 2:47:00 PM
Thanks so much Mark, being allowed to use the image made my day:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 1/8/2021 6:00:00 AM
Hilarious, Congrats on your win Jan..
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Date: 1/8/2021 2:46:00 PM
Thanks so much Joseph:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 1/8/2021 5:59:00 AM
absolutely hilarious! makes me shiver! Congrats on your win!!
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Date: 1/8/2021 2:46:00 PM
Thanks so much Krish:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 1/8/2021 5:36:00 AM
Hysterical Jan LOL :)) Congratulations on the win! Linda
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Date: 1/8/2021 2:46:00 PM
Thanks so much Linda:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 1/8/2021 3:55:00 AM
Jan, congratulations on your first place win with your hilarious bawdy limerick! Hope you keep writing them! hugs
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Date: 1/8/2021 2:45:00 PM
bawdy not porno lol I will never be deterred from trying to make folk smile innuendo is my great friend lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 1/2/2021 7:06:00 AM
LOL, hilarious! So glad your muse is on fine limerick form
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Date: 1/8/2021 2:44:00 PM
thanks jack -:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 1/1/2021 2:16:00 PM
Hilarity is your forte’ friend!
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Date: 1/8/2021 2:44:00 PM
Gald i amde you smile:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 12/31/2020 5:12:00 PM
Well, Jan, you've done it again--this is a hoot! Janice
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Date: 1/8/2021 2:43:00 PM
thanks janice:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 12/31/2020 7:47:00 AM
Hahaha, excellent limerick . Love it. Wishing you a wonderful new year full of health, happiness and love. Hugs
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Date: 1/7/2021 5:00:00 AM
thanks Cecilia:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 12/30/2020 4:35:00 PM
Hello Jan … so the warning for us is; don’t eat yellow snow - Happy New Year Jan - Lindsay
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Date: 12/31/2020 5:09:00 AM
lol thanks for the advice Lindsay:-) hugs Jan and seasons greetings for a happy and healthy new year:-) xx
Date: 12/30/2020 1:14:00 PM
Wow!! That is Awesome Jan ! I love it and I love that picture. That's a new fav for me!
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Date: 12/31/2020 5:08:00 AM
I am going to look through the artist's back catalogue have already seen 2 pics that would go beautifully with some of my older writes. so watch this pace:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 12/30/2020 12:40:00 PM
Ha Jan that’s hilarious, if nature calls he’ll lose it all :-) Hugs Belle
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Date: 12/31/2020 5:07:00 AM
thanks belle:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 12/30/2020 12:25:00 PM
Hmmm, if it melts, I guess he will have no more willy to worry about. heehee. Good one, jan.
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Date: 12/31/2020 5:07:00 AM
lol thanks Andrea:-) hugs jan xx
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