In the Elevator

When I let one loose in the elevator,
it wriggled and slithered and hissed and seemed
to eye the passengers’ pantyhosed legs.
It climbed up one’s heal, bore fangs. She screamed.

I grabbed it from the screamer’s ankle
And said, “No fear! Just Simon the snake!
He’s only come for April Fool’s Day.
Now see this on-off switch. He’s fake!”

Contest name: When I Let One Loose In The Elevator
Contest Sponsor: Charles Messina
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021

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Kingston Avatar
February 22, 2024 at 7:28 PM
This was so funny. We all need a little funny. Snakes just give me the creeps. I am glad I wasn't present for the elevator visitor, fake or not. I enjoy your poems. I'm glad to have found this one surfing around tonight. :)
Fowler Avatar
June 30, 2022 at 11:02 AM
I got the biggest laugh from this Jennifer - thanks for sharing! Linda
Fenn Avatar
June 30, 2022 at 1:08 PM
I’m glad. I like making people laugh.
Fenn Avatar
February 22, 2022 at 1:16 PM
Thank you Anil! Glad you like it.
Deo Avatar
February 22, 2022 at 3:02 AM
Enjoyed.shalom shalom
Benson Avatar
February 8, 2022 at 3:12 AM
Poetically hilarious. What a scare! Great piece Jennifer
Fenn Avatar
February 8, 2022 at 1:19 PM
Hi Eshe! Glad I could give you a laugh. Have a blessed day.
George Avatar
January 12, 2022 at 1:37 AM
Oh.... what scare it must have given to an unsuspecting person on the lift ! Great imagination dear Jennifer ! Equally frightened and humored !
Fenn Avatar
January 12, 2022 at 8:26 PM
Hi Valsa! Glad you like it!
Lawrence Avatar
January 8, 2022 at 10:25 AM
… I love this ! I would have screamed for sure . Great imagination Jennifer . A shiver , a giggle and a smile of relief at the end ! Happy New Year ! Susan :)
Fenn Avatar
January 8, 2022 at 11:26 PM
Glad I could give you a new year laugh! Happy New Year to you!
Nicole Avatar
September 1, 2021 at 8:41 PM
"Now see this on-off switch. He’s fake!” Oh my ! I wasn't expecting that. (I am giggling) This is such a cute poem. Thank you for the smile this evening. :) Brandy
Fenn Avatar
September 2, 2021 at 4:45 PM
Glad I could bring you some laughs, Brandy! Thank you for stopping by.
Babcock Avatar
September 1, 2021 at 6:55 PM
That gave me a chill even if it was funny. I would most like turn white and panic. love phyl
Fenn Avatar
September 2, 2021 at 4:46 PM
Hi Phyl! Thank you for visiting me!
Laurie Avatar
August 30, 2021 at 4:43 PM
Hello Jennifer ... your humour brought on a smile Jennifer - Lindsay
Fenn Avatar
August 31, 2021 at 6:18 PM
Hi there Lindsay! So glad I could bring you a smile! Have a blessed day. Jennifer
Neumann Avatar
August 30, 2021 at 3:12 AM
Very funny. Kind wishes, Kai
Fenn Avatar
August 30, 2021 at 1:41 PM
Thank you Kai! Thank you for visiting me.
Faulkner Avatar
August 25, 2021 at 9:18 AM
Glad it wasn't a real snake, fun one, Jennifer-
Fenn Avatar
August 25, 2021 at 12:51 PM
Hi Michelle! Thank you. Glad you like it.
Foster Avatar
August 25, 2021 at 7:07 AM
LOL, fun poem... Ann
Fenn Avatar
August 25, 2021 at 12:51 PM
Thank you Ann! I had fun writing it.
Ray Choudhury Avatar
August 10, 2021 at 5:05 PM
This is so hilarious, Jennifer. This is my kind of funny poem! Love ~ Mala
Fenn Avatar
August 10, 2021 at 7:17 PM
Thank you Mala! I’m always glad to bring some laughs to my friends.
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