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In Sickness and Wealth

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My boyfriend had been on the lash There’s vomit dripping down his tash And as for his beard It’s worse than he feared I’m thankful he ran out of cash! Checked with Rhymezone 8,8,5,5,8 with How many syllables A New Bawdy or Humorous Limerick Poetry Contest Sponsored by Tania Kitchin 02/26/22

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Eve Roper

Date: 3/14/2022 5:06:00 PM

am not sure what lash & tash mean, blessings to you and yours

Mark Koplin

Date: 3/13/2022 6:25:00 PM

Lol, that’s nasty!

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 3/11/2022 7:12:00 PM

Hello Jan ... for every high there comes a low, and believe me I know, but i never dreamed you could go so low - thank you Jan - Lindsay

Joanna Daniel

Date: 3/11/2022 5:45:00 AM

Hi Jan, hope you are doing well... sending warm hugs and prayers your way:)

Regina Mcintosh

Date: 3/10/2022 3:18:00 PM

Adorable. God bless you, Jan. Love always, Gina

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 3/8/2022 8:41:00 AM

Congratulations on your win. A creative write/picture. Sounds like no kisses. Have a great/blessed day..................

John Watt

Date: 3/7/2022 8:55:00 PM

I don't know which smells worse: alcohol breath or barf tash. On second thought, yes I do. Fun gross-out lim, Jan, and congrats for your win. Hugs ~ John

Tania Kitchin

Date: 3/7/2022 4:24:00 PM

Jan, the imagery, ha ha, congratulations on your first place win in the contest! hugs

Joanna Daniel

Date: 3/6/2022 8:34:00 PM

Congratulations on your win, Jan:)

Joseph May

Date: 3/6/2022 3:18:00 PM

Lol, Congrats on your win Jan

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 3/6/2022 11:01:00 AM

so descriptive, jan , which lends to the humor of this great limerick. Big congrats.

Jenna Logan

Date: 3/6/2022 7:12:00 AM

HA~ Jan. Congratulations on your winning level of humor.

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 3/6/2022 5:39:00 AM

Oh my goodness…congratulations on first place!

Christuraj Alex

Date: 3/6/2022 5:37:00 AM

Running out of cash, finally. Beautifully written. Congratulations!

Jack Horne

Date: 3/4/2022 7:25:00 AM

LOL, a sure winner here. Hope things are OK with you, mum & hubby, my friend x

Swetha Vangaveti

Date: 3/3/2022 9:53:00 AM

Humor at its best!! Just loved it!!

Mike Gentile

Date: 3/1/2022 6:37:00 AM

As outrageous as ever Jan!!! And delightfully so, Happy Tuesday xxoo

Lin Lane

Date: 2/28/2022 11:09:00 AM

Oh how disgustingly funny, Jan. What's a tash? Best of luck for your entry!

Susan Lawrence

Date: 2/27/2022 12:53:00 PM

Jan...so many wonderful (ha ha) images here ! You are a scream! Love your humor. Big hugs and best in the contest! Susan :)

Rico Leffanta

Date: 2/27/2022 10:16:00 AM

Were you in the pub all this time or is this another memorable event? Happy to see you back as we need your humour! Aloha!

Bill Baker

Date: 2/26/2022 4:37:00 PM

Should do well in the contest, Jan. Good luck to the bloke in the poem. Bill

L Milton Hankins

Date: 2/26/2022 3:06:00 PM

Delightful, Jan. At least he appears to have come home! Best of luck in the contest. I hope you read mine. It's probably my most bawdy yet!

Alexis Y.

Date: 2/26/2022 2:39:00 PM

Hi Jan, As usual, this is hilarious. I’m with Irene, it's nice to see you back posting again. I hope all is well. Best wishes in the contest.Have a nice day. Soup mail- Alexis

Ilene Bauer

Date: 2/26/2022 1:14:00 PM

great to see you here, jan! i hope this fun limerick gets you on the winners' list...

Tom Cunningham

Date: 2/26/2022 12:45:00 PM

Yuck, no goodnight kiss for him then. Hope you're keeping well Jan, Tom