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If Santa Were To Drink and Drive

Though you never hear anyone say not to drink if you’re driving a sleigh - what if Santa got high drinking rum in the sky? Kids might wake to no presents one day! Nov. 28, 2022 for A Funny Christmas Or December Holiday Limerick Poetry Contest Sponsor: Tania Kitchin

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Weston Gregory

Date: 12/2/2022 6:49:00 AM

who spiked Santa snack....that's a thought.

Joanna Daniel

Date: 11/30/2022 7:46:00 PM

Ha! That's a thought!

Malabika Ray Choudhury

Date: 11/30/2022 3:07:00 PM

Hilarious! A great entry!

Valsa George

Date: 11/29/2022 8:08:00 PM

Drunken driving, that too in the sky is sure to lead to such inevitable mishaps! Hope Santa is wise enough to avert such a tragedy, Lol. All the Best Andrea....

Line Gauthier

Date: 11/29/2022 6:21:00 PM

Good one, Andrea ~ a festive wake up call to all

I Am Anaya

Date: 11/29/2022 3:47:00 PM

Makes one think, a very important message here. I like that we can make dark humor as well as bawdy and poopy. LOL...BOL in contest Andrea! :D

Sara Kendrick

Date: 11/29/2022 2:30:00 PM

Whoa!! That would be a sad tale of woe. I got a chuckle out of it and wondered what if, what if you told this to middle school, jr. high and high school. Would they laugh it right out the door? Thanks for sharing and for dropping by my page. This one reads like a good contender for the contest to me. Way to go. Sara

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 11/29/2022 5:52:00 AM

One must see the funny side of things.

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 11/29/2022 10:04:00 AM

One must understand dark humor as well. There is no santa Claus so that's why I tried to make a joke of this.

Miranda Hawley

Date: 11/28/2022 10:58:00 AM

I thought a limerick was supposed to be funny! This is depressing! Its okay though. As long as the 7 year old in your life can't imagine a drunk Santa, they can't fear a drunk Santa not giving them gifts.

Tom Cunningham

Date: 11/28/2022 9:42:00 AM

Well if that happened he'd be in line for the sack lol. Good luck in the contest Andrea. Tom

Mike Bayles

Date: 11/28/2022 9:34:00 AM

Amusing limerick, Andrea. Thanks for sharing.