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Hey Jude - Wit of Twain

There once was a man named Jude, who liked to run in the nude. Women blushed as he ran by, while the men began to cry, "Hey Jude! Put some clothes on, dude!" Quote: "Man is the only animal that blushes or needs to." 6/19/15 For Andrea's Wit of Twain contest

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Date: 8/4/2015 2:40:00 AM
Hello Kim... ah, the streaker fad is kept alive in your limerick. Thank you Kim - Lindsay
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Date: 7/26/2015 10:56:00 PM
Kim, a great winning limerick that's a perfect fit for your Mark Twain quote.. Congrats!
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Kim Merryman
Date: 7/27/2015 9:13:00 AM
Thank you much, Lyric Man!
Date: 7/25/2015 5:26:00 AM
!!! : > )...Way to go.Congrats..Sara
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Kim Merryman
Date: 7/27/2015 9:12:00 AM
Thank you, Sara!
Date: 7/22/2015 3:17:00 AM
Superb write Kim n a big win! Congrats to you!
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Kim Merryman
Date: 7/27/2015 9:12:00 AM
Thank you, Upma!
Date: 7/21/2015 2:58:00 AM
Very witty, Kim! So this wasn't a nudist camp:) Congrats on a fine win. // paul
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Kim Merryman
Date: 7/27/2015 9:11:00 AM
Thank you, Paul! No, not a nudist camp. Jude just wanted to be free. lol
Date: 7/20/2015 8:11:00 PM
Kim, congratulations on your placement with this wonderful limerick, well done 7 and thanks for visiting my poetry
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Kim Merryman
Date: 7/27/2015 9:09:00 AM
Thank you, Constance!
Date: 7/20/2015 4:04:00 PM
I like Limericks that name someone in the first line....to me that is true form. He must have been some dude. lol Congratulations, Kim. Cheers, SuZ
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Kim Merryman
Date: 7/20/2015 4:46:00 PM
Thank you so much, Suzanne!
Date: 7/20/2015 3:41:00 PM
Made me smile. Congratulations, Kim!
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Kim Merryman
Date: 7/20/2015 4:45:00 PM
Thank you, Kim!
Date: 7/20/2015 10:11:00 AM
I'm doing my best to get the image out of my mind. Nicely done.
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Kim Merryman
Date: 7/20/2015 4:44:00 PM
Ha! Ha! Thank you, James!
Date: 7/19/2015 2:59:00 PM
yours had a whopper of a funny last line, Kim!! Loved the double rhyme of Jude and dude in the final line, and your punctuation was perfect! Congrats on your win.
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Kim Merryman
Date: 7/20/2015 4:42:00 PM
Thank you for my placement in your contest, Andrea! I am thrilled that you liked it so much! Love, Kim
Date: 7/19/2015 2:30:00 PM
Kim, Congratulations on your awesome win... LOVE SKAT
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Kim Merryman
Date: 7/20/2015 4:40:00 PM
Thank you, Skat! Love, Kim
Date: 7/19/2015 1:59:00 PM
Kim, this is so funny and written with great wit and creativity... love it! Congratulations on your win! All the best. Pandita
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Kim Merryman
Date: 7/20/2015 4:39:00 PM
Thank you, Pandita! I'm glad you liked it! Love, Kim
Date: 7/19/2015 1:30:00 PM
A witty streak of humour, Kim, well done. Viv x
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Kim Merryman
Date: 7/20/2015 4:38:00 PM
Thank you, Viv!
Date: 7/19/2015 11:58:00 AM
You funny, Kimmie! Congrats on your win! xoxo
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Kim Merryman
Date: 7/20/2015 4:37:00 PM
Thank you, Lycia!
Date: 7/19/2015 10:52:00 AM
Dropping back with my congratulations Kim:-) hugs Jan xx
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Kim Merryman
Date: 7/20/2015 4:37:00 PM
Thanks, Jan!
Date: 6/28/2015 4:14:00 PM
Hey Kim... super limerick... a bit of the Beatles with a twist of Twain... good luck in the contest...
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Kim Merryman
Date: 7/20/2015 4:36:00 PM
Thank you, Terry! I wasn't trying to be like the Beatles, but Jude was the only name I could think of that rhymed with "nude".
Date: 6/22/2015 11:40:00 AM
The message is cute I must say; I guess clothes just got in his way. But his package was small hence he go the cat calls - and he got no offers to play.
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Kim Merryman
Date: 6/24/2015 9:02:00 PM
Wow, Lawrence! You just wrote a limerick in commenting on mine. Thanks for stopping by BTW I like your limerick/comment.
Date: 6/21/2015 12:34:00 PM
This is brilliant Kim! I know Andrea will love this one. I sure do! 7
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Kim Merryman
Date: 6/24/2015 9:00:00 PM
Thanks Connie! I'm glad you like it!
Date: 6/21/2015 11:01:00 AM
Your humor and wit wrap themselves around your words and we are left with a smile. Emile.
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Kim Merryman
Date: 6/24/2015 8:59:00 PM
Thank you, Emile! Your comments are always so inspiring!
Date: 6/21/2015 9:33:00 AM
Great limerick Kim...best wishes
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Kim Merryman
Date: 7/20/2015 4:34:00 PM
Thank you, Joseph! Sorry for the late reply. Somehow I missed your comment my first time through.
Date: 6/20/2015 3:13:00 PM
and a 7 !!!
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Date: 6/20/2015 3:12:00 PM
- Well done, Kim !!! - :)f)u)n) - Luck in contest ! - I wish you a lovely weekend :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Kim Merryman
Date: 6/20/2015 8:24:00 PM
Thank you, Anne-Lise and I hope your weekend is lovely also.
Date: 6/20/2015 1:20:00 PM
Kim, this is an excellent Limerick for the contest 7 and thanks for visiting my poem, starry
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Kim Merryman
Date: 6/20/2015 8:23:00 PM
Thank you, Constance and you are most welcome.
Date: 6/20/2015 10:44:00 AM
Haha...Jude needs to join the nudist colony! Very cute, Kim...good luck in the contest. Hugs, Rhonda
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Kim Merryman
Date: 6/20/2015 8:22:00 PM
In the real world, Jude would get arrested. Thanks for commenting, Rhonda and glad you liked it!
Date: 6/20/2015 4:58:00 AM
ha ha ha great one Kim good luck in the contest:-) hugs Jan xx
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Kim Merryman
Date: 6/20/2015 8:21:00 PM
Thanks, Jan! Glad you liked it!
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