Hey Jude

There once was a man named Jude, who liked to run in the nude. Women blushed as he ran by, while the men began to cry, "Hey Jude! Put some clothes on, dude!" Quote: "Man is the only animal that blushes or needs to." 6/19/15 For Andrea's Wit of Twain contest

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Lindsay Laurie

Date: 8/4/2015 2:40:00 AM

Hello Kim... ah, the streaker fad is kept alive in your limerick. Thank you Kim - Lindsay

Sara Kendrick

Date: 7/25/2015 5:26:00 AM

!!! : > )...Way to go.Congrats..Sara

Kim Merryman
Date: 7/27/2015 9:12:00 AM

Thank you, Sara!

Dr. Upma A. Sharma

Date: 7/22/2015 3:17:00 AM

Superb write Kim n a big win! Congrats to you!

Kim Merryman
Date: 7/27/2015 9:12:00 AM

Thank you, Upma!

Paul Callus

Date: 7/21/2015 2:58:00 AM

Very witty, Kim! So this wasn't a nudist camp:) Congrats on a fine win. // paul

Kim Merryman
Date: 7/27/2015 9:11:00 AM

Thank you, Paul! No, not a nudist camp. Jude just wanted to be free. lol

Constance La France

Date: 7/20/2015 8:11:00 PM

Kim, congratulations on your placement with this wonderful limerick, well done 7 and thanks for visiting my poetry

Kim Merryman
Date: 7/27/2015 9:09:00 AM

Thank you, Constance!

Suzanne Delaney

Date: 7/20/2015 4:04:00 PM

I like Limericks that name someone in the first line....to me that is true form. He must have been some dude. lol Congratulations, Kim. Cheers, SuZ

Kim Merryman
Date: 7/20/2015 4:46:00 PM

Thank you so much, Suzanne!

Kp Nunez

Date: 7/20/2015 3:41:00 PM

Made me smile. Congratulations, Kim!

Kim Merryman
Date: 7/20/2015 4:45:00 PM

Thank you, Kim!

James Inman

Date: 7/20/2015 10:11:00 AM

I'm doing my best to get the image out of my mind. Nicely done.

Kim Merryman
Date: 7/20/2015 4:44:00 PM

Ha! Ha! Thank you, James!

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/19/2015 2:59:00 PM

yours had a whopper of a funny last line, Kim!! Loved the double rhyme of Jude and dude in the final line, and your punctuation was perfect! Congrats on your win.

Kim Merryman
Date: 7/20/2015 4:42:00 PM

Thank you for my placement in your contest, Andrea! I am thrilled that you liked it so much! Love, Kim

Skat A

Date: 7/19/2015 2:30:00 PM

Kim, Congratulations on your awesome win... LOVE SKAT

Kim Merryman
Date: 7/20/2015 4:40:00 PM

Thank you, Skat! Love, Kim

Pandita Sietesantos

Date: 7/19/2015 1:59:00 PM

Kim, this is so funny and written with great wit and creativity... love it! Congratulations on your win! All the best. Pandita

Kim Merryman
Date: 7/20/2015 4:39:00 PM

Thank you, Pandita! I'm glad you liked it! Love, Kim

Viv Wigley

Date: 7/19/2015 1:30:00 PM

A witty streak of humour, Kim, well done. Viv x

Kim Merryman
Date: 7/20/2015 4:38:00 PM

Thank you, Viv!

Lycia Harding

Date: 7/19/2015 11:58:00 AM

You funny, Kimmie! Congrats on your win! xoxo

Kim Merryman
Date: 7/20/2015 4:37:00 PM

Thank you, Lycia!

Jan Allison

Date: 7/19/2015 10:52:00 AM

Dropping back with my congratulations Kim:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Merryman
Date: 7/20/2015 4:37:00 PM

Thanks, Jan!

Terry O'Leary

Date: 6/28/2015 4:14:00 PM

Hey Kim... super limerick... a bit of the Beatles with a twist of Twain... good luck in the contest...

Kim Merryman
Date: 7/20/2015 4:36:00 PM

Thank you, Terry! I wasn't trying to be like the Beatles, but Jude was the only name I could think of that rhymed with "nude".

Lawrence Eberhart

Date: 6/22/2015 11:40:00 AM

The message is cute I must say; I guess clothes just got in his way. But his package was small hence he go the cat calls - and he got no offers to play.

Kim Merryman
Date: 6/24/2015 9:02:00 PM

Wow, Lawrence! You just wrote a limerick in commenting on mine. Thanks for stopping by BTW I like your limerick/comment.