Kim Merryman Poet Limerick

Hey Jude

There once was a man named Jude,
who liked to run in the nude.
Women blushed as he ran by,
while the men began to cry,
"Hey Jude! Put some clothes on, dude!"

Quote: "Man is the only animal that blushes or needs to."
6/19/15
For Andrea's Wit of Twain contest

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Lindsay Laurie August 4, 2015 at 2:40 AM Hello Kim... ah, the streaker fad is kept alive in your limerick. Thank you Kim - Lindsay

Sara Kendrick July 25, 2015 at 5:26 AM !!! : > )...Way to go.Congrats..Sara Kim Merryman July 27, 2015 at 9:12 AM Thank you, Sara!

Dr. Upma A. Sharma July 22, 2015 at 3:17 AM Superb write Kim n a big win! Congrats to you! Kim Merryman July 27, 2015 at 9:12 AM Thank you, Upma!

Paul Callus July 21, 2015 at 2:58 AM Very witty, Kim! So this wasn't a nudist camp:) Congrats on a fine win. // paul Kim Merryman July 27, 2015 at 9:11 AM Thank you, Paul! No, not a nudist camp. Jude just wanted to be free. lol

Constance La France July 20, 2015 at 8:11 PM Kim, congratulations on your placement with this wonderful limerick, well done 7 and thanks for visiting my poetry Kim Merryman July 27, 2015 at 9:09 AM Thank you, Constance!

Suzanne Delaney July 20, 2015 at 4:04 PM I like Limericks that name someone in the first line....to me that is true form. He must have been some dude. lol Congratulations, Kim. Cheers, SuZ Kim Merryman July 20, 2015 at 4:46 PM Thank you so much, Suzanne!

Kp Nunez July 20, 2015 at 3:41 PM Made me smile. Congratulations, Kim! Kim Merryman July 20, 2015 at 4:45 PM Thank you, Kim!

James Inman July 20, 2015 at 10:11 AM I'm doing my best to get the image out of my mind. Nicely done. Kim Merryman July 20, 2015 at 4:44 PM Ha! Ha! Thank you, James!

Andrea Dietrich July 19, 2015 at 2:59 PM yours had a whopper of a funny last line, Kim!! Loved the double rhyme of Jude and dude in the final line, and your punctuation was perfect! Congrats on your win. Kim Merryman July 20, 2015 at 4:42 PM Thank you for my placement in your contest, Andrea! I am thrilled that you liked it so much! Love, Kim

Skat A July 19, 2015 at 2:30 PM Kim, Congratulations on your awesome win... LOVE SKAT Kim Merryman July 20, 2015 at 4:40 PM Thank you, Skat! Love, Kim

Pandita Sietesantos July 19, 2015 at 1:59 PM Kim, this is so funny and written with great wit and creativity... love it! Congratulations on your win! All the best. Pandita Kim Merryman July 20, 2015 at 4:39 PM Thank you, Pandita! I'm glad you liked it! Love, Kim

Viv Wigley July 19, 2015 at 1:30 PM A witty streak of humour, Kim, well done. Viv x Kim Merryman July 20, 2015 at 4:38 PM Thank you, Viv!

Lycia Harding July 19, 2015 at 11:58 AM You funny, Kimmie! Congrats on your win! xoxo Kim Merryman July 20, 2015 at 4:37 PM Thank you, Lycia!

Jan Allison July 19, 2015 at 10:52 AM Dropping back with my congratulations Kim:-) hugs Jan xx Kim Merryman July 20, 2015 at 4:37 PM Thanks, Jan!

Terry O'Leary June 28, 2015 at 4:14 PM Hey Kim... super limerick... a bit of the Beatles with a twist of Twain... good luck in the contest... Kim Merryman July 20, 2015 at 4:36 PM Thank you, Terry! I wasn't trying to be like the Beatles, but Jude was the only name I could think of that rhymed with "nude".

Lawrence Eberhart June 22, 2015 at 11:40 AM The message is cute I must say; I guess clothes just got in his way. But his package was small hence he go the cat calls - and he got no offers to play. Kim Merryman June 24, 2015 at 9:02 PM Wow, Lawrence! You just wrote a limerick in commenting on mine. Thanks for stopping by BTW I like your limerick/comment.

Connie Marcum Wong June 21, 2015 at 12:34 PM This is brilliant Kim! I know Andrea will love this one. I sure do! 7 Kim Merryman June 24, 2015 at 9:00 PM Thanks Connie! I'm glad you like it!

Emile Pinet June 21, 2015 at 11:01 AM Your humor and wit wrap themselves around your words and we are left with a smile. Emile. Kim Merryman June 24, 2015 at 8:59 PM Thank you, Emile! Your comments are always so inspiring!

Joseph May June 21, 2015 at 9:33 AM Great limerick Kim...best wishes Kim Merryman July 20, 2015 at 4:34 PM Thank you, Joseph! Sorry for the late reply. Somehow I missed your comment my first time through.

Anne-Lise Andresen June 20, 2015 at 3:13 PM and a 7 !!!

Anne-Lise Andresen June 20, 2015 at 3:12 PM - Well done, Kim !!! - :)f)u)n) - Luck in contest ! - I wish you a lovely weekend :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Kim Merryman June 20, 2015 at 8:24 PM Thank you, Anne-Lise and I hope your weekend is lovely also.

Constance La France June 20, 2015 at 1:20 PM Kim, this is an excellent Limerick for the contest 7 and thanks for visiting my poem, starry Kim Merryman June 20, 2015 at 8:23 PM Thank you, Constance and you are most welcome.

Rhonda Johnson-Saunders June 20, 2015 at 10:44 AM Haha...Jude needs to join the nudist colony! Very cute, Kim...good luck in the contest. Hugs, Rhonda Kim Merryman June 20, 2015 at 8:22 PM In the real world, Jude would get arrested. Thanks for commenting, Rhonda and glad you liked it!

Jan Allison June 20, 2015 at 4:58 AM ha ha ha great one Kim good luck in the contest:-) hugs Jan xx Kim Merryman June 20, 2015 at 8:21 PM Thanks, Jan! Glad you liked it!

Alexis Y. June 20, 2015 at 2:26 AM Kim, this was hilarious! Good luck in the contest:) Alexis Kim Merryman June 20, 2015 at 8:20 PM Thanks, Alexis! Glad you liked it!

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