Helga

Helga was her name
massage was her game
	she pressed too hard
	on his jock guard
he’ll ne’er walk the same
Copyright © | Year Posted 2022

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Baker Avatar
September 13, 2022 at 4:46 PM
LOL funny, Linda. Thanks, Bill
Fowler Avatar
September 13, 2022 at 5:52 PM
Thanks Bill!
May Avatar
September 12, 2022 at 9:14 AM
Lol, Helga changed his gait, Nice one Linda
Fowler Avatar
September 12, 2022 at 10:03 AM
Thanks Joseph! Linda
Rose  Avatar
September 11, 2022 at 10:48 AM
Bet he went nuts when she did, lol, nice one Alice :)
Fowler Avatar
September 11, 2022 at 1:38 PM
Hahaha Vie Yes, he did! Thanks for stopping by. hugs, Alice
Buhagiar Avatar
September 11, 2022 at 10:46 AM
I would trust Helga again :)
Fowler Avatar
September 11, 2022 at 10:47 AM
You have a lot of faith Victor my friend. LOL Linda
Flood Avatar
September 11, 2022 at 7:36 AM
That Helga woman… she promised me anonymity! Ha ha. Fun Limerick, Linda. Terry
Fowler Avatar
September 11, 2022 at 8:07 AM
You obviously can't trust Helga, Terry. LOL Thanks for stopping by! Linda
Wolf Avatar
September 10, 2022 at 7:41 PM
Did he sue the jock guard company?! ~ Gershon, aka 'So Su Mi'
Fowler Avatar
September 11, 2022 at 8:07 AM
teehee! Have a good day Gershon! laf
Dietrich Avatar
September 10, 2022 at 6:39 PM
haha. Fantastic
Fowler Avatar
September 10, 2022 at 7:10 PM
Thanks Andrea :) Linda
Faulkner Avatar
September 10, 2022 at 8:07 AM
Fun one, Linda! Have a good weekend~
Fowler Avatar
September 10, 2022 at 12:16 PM
Hey Michelle. Thanks for stopping by and commenting! My weekend is good. Hope the same for you! Linda
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September 10, 2022 at 6:50 AM
Lol... God bless you. Love, Gina
Fowler Avatar
September 10, 2022 at 6:55 AM
Glad to give you a smile this morning Gina. :) Thanks for stopping by! Much love, Linda
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