Guess Who Saved the Day

One day as our little Dragon passed by a house, he heard someone in distress. He shouldn’t have left his window open, for he’s now in store, for a big mess. Dragon ran quickly up to the window, and heard ‘Oh Woe is ME!’ quite loud. Seeing a perfect need for our Dragon there, he proceeded into the house, inside. Dragon loudly whistled for his penguins, pealing the man off his ceiling, above. It was the Sheriff of Crazyland, who pleaded ‘Oh, why, is it always ever ME!’ His massive Panic Attack now grew, so that he was definitely now it, a living. The penguins jumped on the guys lap, to cuddle bringing his anxiety down low. That is, until our helpful Dragon, laid his head there, too, drooling fire below. The Sheriff exploded from under him, with his pants on fire, you got to know! The penguins tripped him to the floor to roll, but Dragon stomped out the fire. At that the Sheriff curled up into a ball and let out a very high pitched scream! The penguins knew the fire was out… But they led him to the shower anyway. Where he tripped on the soap, and hit his head, such an uncoordinated silly lout! But amazingly well done! The anxiety attack had been totally put, straight out! Tho, they wouldn’t know for certain, until the poor fellow, could wake back up. As time went by Dragon got worried, tho it had only been a mere moment or two. Dragon dragged the Sheriff, down the street, wanting to get more help, to pursue. Luckily, he only hit the guys’ head on a curb twice, getting down and getting up. Finally, they arrived at Dragons’ favorite Doctor a veterinarian of great renown! It took time to get there, as crossing the hospital’s busy parking lot, took a while. Dragon had always wanted to play Doctor, and now he’d finally got that chance! While waiting for the Vet to enter the room, Dragon gave the man his yearly shots. At least now the Sheriff of Crazyland wouldn’t get rabies or distemper. All Right! As the Vet came in, the Sheriff woke up asking to be put out of his misery, all right? As the Vet went to throw Dragon out, Dragon fell knocking the guy out, just then. By this time, the penguins had called, and we’d arrived to take Dragon, in hand. The Vet asked what had caused all this mess, and the Sheriff of Crazyland said… He’d woke up from a bad dream about Dragon… that had caused an anxiety attack! All I can say is… Thank Goodness he didn’t remember anything else… after that! Just then the police and ambulance arrived, asking about his insurance, before a ride. Yep! You’re right! Dragon now offered to help with a ride. Here we go again! So take a nap and sleep tight… and Laugh… My Sweet One… Laugh! Written 5-24-2017 for our Dear Friend SillyBilly TheKidster A contemporary poem with all sorts of freedom in the writing.