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Boris and Natasha's minds were awhirl
As the Russia probe facts did unfurl.
Let's end the confusion
There was no collusion
Was fake news of moose and of squirrel.

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Poet's notes:
7/22/2018

Header Photo: Sign outside of Woodstock Home & Hardware, Woodstock, Illinois.

Fractured Fake News

Boris and Natasha's minds were awhirl
As the Russia probe facts did unfurl.
Let's end the confusion
There was no collusion
Was fake news of moose and of squirrel.

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FJ Thomas

Date: 8/26/2018 7:00:00 PM

Lolol. Haven't had much time for poetry lately. Very happy to have stumbled upon yours! :)

Mark Toney
Date: 8/26/2018 7:42:00 PM

FJ, what a nice thing to say! Thank you for your kind encouragement :)

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 8/14/2018 9:34:00 PM

G'day Mark … always wondered where all this fake news erupted from - nice one Mark - Lindsay

Mark Toney
Date: 8/15/2018 6:14:00 AM

Lol... Thank you Lindsay!

Gershon Wolf

Date: 7/31/2018 6:29:00 PM

Ha, ha! Great stuff, Mark! Good ole Boris and Natasha: "Kill crazy moose and squirrel." Used to love watching them back in the day... Just wondering: You don't live anywhere near Woodstock, IL, do you? (I'm from the north side of Chicago, but I actually know where Woodstock is … way out there 'in the boonies.') ~ gw

Mark Toney
Date: 7/31/2018 10:33:00 PM

Gershon, first let me say I appreciate your taking time this evening to read my poems and make some very interesting, entertaining and encouraging comments. I’m originally from the Milwaukee area but have been a transplanted Yankee in the Deep South for over 38 years.

Debbie Duncan

Date: 7/24/2018 3:11:00 PM

Love it, and Boris and Natasha were/ are still a fav cartoon :)

Mark Toney
Date: 7/24/2018 9:29:00 PM

They don’t make them like that anymore, for sure!

Michelle Faulkner

Date: 7/24/2018 1:37:00 PM

Hah, always thought Putin came straight from that cartoon! (also impressed with the rhymes for squirrel!)

Mark Toney
Date: 7/24/2018 1:51:00 PM

Rofl... I thought the young boy's name was Sherman on Fractured Fairy Tales, but you're saying it was Putin? Ahhh...yes... I can see the resemblance :)

Brandy Nicole

Date: 7/22/2018 8:40:00 PM

:) I have always like that Squirrel. Such a fun write. Your thoughts made me smile. As far as the news, there will always be wrong mixed with the right. ~ Brandy

Brandy Nicole
Date: 7/22/2018 9:53:00 PM

Of course!!! Gotta love the Moose too. :) Can't believe I left him out. (Soft Giggle) They sure are a cute pair.

Mark Toney
Date: 7/22/2018 9:16:00 PM

Brandy, thanks for your nice comment. But you also like the moose too, right? If you like the squirrel you have to like the moose. They are a matched set :)

Bonnie House

Date: 7/22/2018 4:23:00 PM

Well done. Like it a lot.

Mark Toney
Date: 7/22/2018 7:14:00 PM

Thank you, Bonnie!

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

Date: 7/22/2018 9:05:00 AM

L o l ;D

Mark Toney
Date: 7/22/2018 3:37:00 PM

Thanks, Maureen. I’m glad you liked it :)

Anil Deo

Date: 7/22/2018 6:13:00 AM

When the Fakes make fake news, and fake the news made is fake, democracy has married 'benevolent despotism" - which was a footnote in histiry - until unprofessionals run the most professionalzed state & military, ever. Thanks Tony---Jesus remains on the Throne (remember Nebudchednezzar!)

Mark Toney
Date: 7/22/2018 3:33:00 PM

I remember!