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Footle..Visit To the Dentist.

The fear In here .. The chair "Don't care ".. Sore gum Lip numb.. " MUST DRILL THEN FILL " .. " Less speed I'll bleed " .. Preserve Your nerve .. "I've bled" Jaw dead .. " RINSE PLEASE" Weak knees .. The bill Plus pill .. Can't eat No teeth .. Unchewed Soft food .. Can't talk Slow walk Perchance Soiled pants ?.. Mistake Toothache !!..... footle-note .. The author would like to confirm that no deaths occured , during the creation of this piece. All suffering was kept to a minimum,as the surgery was sound-proofed .Pain and suffering , caused to waiting patients , was due to being forced to read 3yr old mags. Seemingly the news was less dire back then.All enamel&blood stained swabs were dumped in the appropriate utensils,as per Geneva Convention(section ix, site xxxiv).The cleansing of soiled underwear took place ,under supervision, with enviroment friendly detrgents & all offending materials disposed of , in accordance with the KyotoAgreement(section mlx11). Must dash !! , as I have to visit that other sadist, the vet ,with our cat.He is due for the snips! ( the cat , not the vet ).. Here Tom..Pshhhwshhh ..

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Date: 6/10/2010 2:31:00 PM
BRAVO, you did a set here and also you made it all on ONE category Way to go!! VEry nice. My favorite, the soiled pants.
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Date: 7/22/2009 11:50:00 AM
Hi Sean This poem was great! My uncle who writes poems here told me to read you. He said your the funniest guy at poetry soup. This poem made me laugh so hard. I hate going to the dentist too. This was great! X's and O's ...Amber.
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Date: 7/16/2009 7:21:00 AM
i like this poem but what is with the 'footle note' i think we all get it but maybe not
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Date: 6/21/2009 1:36:00 AM
Perhaps someone should have told the Lions they were playing 80 minute Rugby...not 90 minute soccer.Still two to play.Have a good father's day Sean.Rgds Brian
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Date: 6/15/2009 3:40:00 PM
Very creative poem! Thanks for commenting on my poetry! I really appreciate it!
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Date: 5/4/2009 2:03:00 AM
From what I read Leinster had a point to prove just as Leicester did..no certainties in sport .Always another year Rgds Brian & thanks Sean for your kind words & comments
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Date: 4/28/2009 9:17:00 PM
Nice, just like all my dentist visits
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Date: 4/25/2009 1:32:00 AM
A great write! hah! I like it.. it's fun... Take good care, Farah
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Date: 4/11/2009 4:31:00 PM
This is great! Did you show it to your dentist? Congratulations on placing in Brian Strand's April Footle contest contest.
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Date: 4/3/2009 2:20:00 AM
Dear Sean, Congtatulations on your first place win. This is a Footle MASTERPIECE. LOL BFN. Love, Lainie
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Date: 3/22/2009 6:16:00 PM
Dear Sean,Congratulations on YOUR Well,Well deserved First place Win in Brian Strand's April Footle Contest I have to ask How long did YOU work on this and the Tom cat one ?I tried a footle and found it hard to do just one let alone a series YOU are Awesome Thank-YOU for YOUR Gracious comments Would YOU please read my "Hodgepodge POETRY Would like YOUR Insight ALWAYS...HG
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Date: 3/20/2009 2:16:00 PM
Hahahahahahahahaha... I LOVE this poem... and it just wouldn't be complete without the end note!! Haha... the Geneva convention... hahaha. Really, this one actually made me laugh out loud.
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Date: 3/20/2009 5:28:00 AM
Sean Kelly you'd better back off or I'll put sugar in your back pocket in hopes of a horse nip on da butt! Besides I expressed that view on everyone else's poems not mine....mine are much too impressive to limit
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Date: 3/19/2009 5:22:00 PM
Does that hurt? NO, doctor. Jumping three feet in the air and screaming at the top of my lungs is just part of my exercise regime. I think my dentist's favorite song is "I'll Never Smile Again." Hey. Sean, this was a great footle collection, fun read. Vince
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Date: 3/18/2009 3:38:00 PM
Sean, how well you capture the dread I feel when forced to see a dentist. Wonderful train of footles here! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 3/18/2009 6:29:00 AM
Just to say Sean I airmailed your prize this morning.Rgds Brian & thanks for your welcome comments on my postings
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Date: 3/17/2009 11:12:00 AM
Absolutely entertaining.. Very well wrote and so funny!!! Congrats! Robin
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Date: 3/16/2009 6:08:00 AM
Thanks forthe congrats Sean...then I read this Footle Epic you wrote here....I say"Dang Mang"!! Nice job broseph!! Congrats!! Much love, Steve
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Date: 3/16/2009 1:15:00 AM
Sean I was touched by the way you have taken this form to a new level.Rgds Brian & thanks for your welcome comments
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Date: 3/15/2009 6:15:00 PM
Terrific job you silly man u
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Date: 3/15/2009 5:38:00 PM
This is a very well deserved win, congratulations and thanks for the grin. Smiles from Lolita
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Date: 3/15/2009 5:38:00 PM
I knew this was the winner the first time I read it..You are funniest man..congrats. BG
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Date: 3/15/2009 4:17:00 PM
Big GRIN....you win! Congratulations on your 1st place win with this excellent Footle, Sean! Love, QR
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Date: 3/15/2009 2:18:00 PM
definitely a winner what wit and talent you chose a fine title and detailed footle to go along,,,wonderfully written with style and grace and unfortunately pain,,,blessings..Cecil Congratulations on winning first place very very well deserved.
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Date: 3/15/2009 1:07:00 PM
YAY SEAN! Well deserved! Congratulations on your awesome First Place win!!! Love, Shar
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