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Flaw Or Flawless That Is the Question

FLAWS

I once stopped to pause

and think of my flaws

     But I already knew

     That I had very few

So I gave myself a round of applause!



          FLAWLESS

I got no chance to be Flawless it's true

My wife says my Flaws are but two

     I asked "What are they my Dear?"

     Then she said loud and clear

"All that you say and all that you do!"

Copyright © Ralph Taylor | Year Posted 2011

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Carol Sunshine Brown Date: 2/23/2011 5:00:00 AM A belated congratulations on your placement Ralph, in the contest "Flawless vs' Flaws" sponsored by SKAT*. Love, Carol Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 2/6/2011 3:47:00 PM LOVE IT, Ralph. Except for missing a few syllables, the meter was great and the whole story was really funny. A GREAT winner. Congratulations. LUv, Andrea Login to Reply

Debbie Guzzi Date: 2/6/2011 1:22:00 PM Tough wife there! Congrad's on your win! Light & Love Login to Reply

James Fraser Date: 2/5/2011 4:28:00 AM Many congratulations Ralph on your win in pd's contest, have a lovely weekend....:) Login to Reply

Poet Destroyer A Date: 2/4/2011 10:26:00 PM CONGRATULATIONS!!! ;-) Ralph~on your awesome win, sure enjoyed.. have a wonderful one,..p.d. Login to Reply

Joyce Johnson Date: 2/4/2011 6:49:00 PM Great one Ralph.lCongratulations on your win. Love, Joyce Login to Reply

Sara Kendrick Date: 2/4/2011 4:29:00 PM Congratulations on your win in the contest..Sara Login to Reply

Robert Pettit Date: 2/4/2011 4:17:00 PM A couple of great limericks here. Congratulations on your win. Login to Reply

Carrie Richards Date: 2/4/2011 12:06:00 PM So glad to see your poem in the winners' circle,!! Congratulations! love Carrie Login to Reply

Kory Calhoun Date: 2/4/2011 11:20:00 AM Hi Ralph - Congratulations on your BIG WIN in SKAT'S contest. Best wishes, KC Login to Reply

Dr.Ram Mehta Date: 2/4/2011 10:00:00 AM Congratulations on nthe third place win in the contest, Ralph Login to Reply

Elaine George Date: 2/4/2011 8:13:00 AM lol! Awesome! Congrat's on your big well deserved win, Ralph. Lainie Login to Reply

Linda-Marie Sweetheart Date: 2/4/2011 6:34:00 AM Congrats Ralph on your winning poem in Irma's contest with this wonderful write my friend.. enjoy your top spot with luv.. Login to Reply

Deb Radke Date: 2/4/2011 6:23:00 AM Oh, wonderful limerick. I love this one. Congratulations on your winning score in the contest. Best wishes. Deb Login to Reply

Skat A Date: 2/3/2011 11:48:00 PM Congratulations on your win, RALPH THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT~SKAT Login to Reply

John Loving Iii Date: 1/19/2011 6:37:00 AM hahahahahahahah that's a good one. jhl Login to Reply

Linda-Marie Sweetheart Date: 1/19/2011 6:22:00 AM Super good Limericks Ralph for this awesome contest ... great rhymes on both and great points made luv.. good luck int he contest... Login to Reply

Carol Sunshine Brown Date: 1/19/2011 4:40:00 AM I am reading such amazing poetry this morning Ralph. I am glad yours is among the ones I have had the pleasure to read today. I wish you a wonderful day filled with inspiration. Love, Carol Login to Reply

Diane Locksley Date: 1/18/2011 7:50:00 PM Hey, you write great limericks, Ralph! I predict you have a winner here. Best to you, Diane Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 1/18/2011 7:29:00 PM Love the twist ending of both of these, funny!! Luv, Andrea Login to Reply

Dr.Ram Mehta Date: 1/18/2011 5:56:00 PM Very witty and humorous as always, Ralph Login to Reply

Carolyn Devonshire Date: 1/18/2011 4:48:00 PM Hah!! Two terrific limericks, Ralph. Can always count on you for some great laughs. Best wishes in the flaws contest. Best entry I've read so far. Love, Carolyn Login to Reply

Sara Kendrick Date: 1/18/2011 3:59:00 PM Good one..Reads like winning material..Sara Login to Reply