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Fido Farts

Mum’s quite unhappy with me I can tell
we’re on our way to do lots of shopping,
but I’ve passed wind it’s a terrible smell -
she is driving and there is no stopping!

We’re on our way to do lots of shopping
I love to go out with mum for the drive,
she is driving and there is no stopping
it’s twenty miles before we will arrive.

I love to go out with mum for the drive
I’m travelling in the back of the car,
it’s twenty miles before will we arrive
so mum winds down all the windows quite far

I’m travelling in the back of the car
but I’ve passed wind it’s a terrible smell,
so mum winds down all the windows quite far -
mum’s quite unhappy with me I can tell!


Pantoum Rhyme and Personification Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Eve Roper

Checked with how many syllables – 10 per line
Checked with rhymezone

Image 2 chosen

05/18/20

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2020

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Emilia James Date: 9/5/2020 3:32:00 AM My dog can certainly trump some lol, your poem made me smile, a fun read Jan. xx : ) Login to Reply

John Watt Date: 6/14/2020 5:28:00 PM It's hard to believe such a foul stench could come from a cute-faced pup! Loved your fun take on this contest, a direction nobody else took. A big laugh from me, congrats on a #1 win! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/14/2020 5:49:00 PM I wanted to do something a little different lol:-) hugs jan xx

Eve Roper Date: 6/14/2020 1:38:00 AM I always love your humor in your poems, congratulations on your win …. Hugs Eve Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/14/2020 4:04:00 AM Thanks so much Eve looks like I came up trumps with a top spot for my farty fido:-) hugs Jan xx

J.W. Earnings Date: 5/20/2020 11:28:00 AM Silly! Absolutely silly! :) -JWE Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/14/2020 4:04:00 AM Thanks David you know me lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Michelle Faulkner Date: 5/19/2020 9:45:00 PM My dogs have the most FOUL farts - and they make no noise, so they smack you in the face out of nowhere! But I love them anyway :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/14/2020 4:03:00 AM ha ha ha - that truly is puppy love:-) hugs Jan xx

James Fraser Date: 5/19/2020 9:17:00 AM Aren't words a joy to read, and the mind to imagine. Thankfully ones nose is spared amidst reading this, giving me chuckles - nice Jan xxx Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/20/2020 3:29:00 PM Thanks James got to spread a little laughter during these difficult times:-) hugs Jan xx

Beata Agustin Date: 5/19/2020 6:53:00 AM Thanks for sharing this... making me smile... Thanks likewise for your uplifting comments. God bless you. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/20/2020 2:13:00 PM thanks Beata I do hope you and your family are safe and well:-) hugs Jan xx

Anil Deo Date: 5/19/2020 5:07:00 AM wonderful, as to the form, and expertly done. The topic and smells ... I think I am on Mum's side (rather than on your BUM's side). shalom / ENJOY ... everything. Deo Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/20/2020 2:13:00 PM thanks Anil:-) hugs Jan xx

Eileen Manassian Date: 5/19/2020 3:24:00 AM Oh Dear! Switching from poo to fart poems, I see. Jan...you crack me up. It was cleverly written. Hope Mom forgives the pooch. Hugs Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/19/2020 3:47:00 AM I do surprise with the odd serious poem too but I try and make folk smile if I can, Mark Koplin's poem about doggy farts inspired this poem:-) hugs Jan xx

Judy Ball Date: 5/19/2020 2:33:00 AM This made me smile dog lover that I am. Reminds me of something |I heard once about two dogs dogs talking about another. One said, "Sometimes Fido eats people food." The other said while sniffing the air,"How fortunate for us." Cute one Jan. Love the pic. God Bless and stay well, JB Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/19/2020 3:46:00 AM lol thanks for the giggle Judy:-) hugs Jan xx

Harry Horsman Date: 5/19/2020 12:48:00 AM Not only Mum, but the pet too. This is what is needed in his day and age, Jan, you are a gem..... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/19/2020 3:44:00 AM Thanks Harry, I try and buck the trend with a bit of humour which is so lacking in life at times and is much needed in the present situation. So what if i write about poop .. some others are just full of it!:-) hugs Jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong Date: 5/18/2020 9:42:00 PM Good thing she can roll down the windows. Haha. Sometimes it is the food they eat that gives them gasses...poor pooch! Very delightful Jan! I want to try this form but it looks very difficult. I am sure this will be high on the winner’s list. xxoo Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/19/2020 3:42:00 AM I hope Eve likes it lol, it was such fun to write:-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf Date: 5/18/2020 8:40:00 PM Pantoum Pooper-drama at its finest! :) gw Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/19/2020 3:38:00 AM I am proof poems don't have to be stuff and only created by intellectual people, just try and have a bit of fun!:-) hugs Jan xx

Rhonda Johnson-Saunders Date: 5/18/2020 6:31:00 PM So adorable, Jan! I'm smiling from ear to ear with my dog, Maxwell, at my feet. Hugs, Rhonda Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/19/2020 3:37:00 AM lol Rhonda, I saw that innocent face and couldn't resist the poem:-) hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham Date: 5/18/2020 5:19:00 PM Good job it wasn't raining , I can just imagine the stale air in a confined space lol. Good luck Tom Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/18/2020 5:37:00 PM lol Tom, makes me so glad I don't have a dog!:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer Date: 5/18/2020 3:10:00 PM very cute one, jan! (the poem and the pic!). good luck in the contest... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/18/2020 3:12:00 PM I couldn't resist the challenge of that innocent cute face with his head out the back window, hope Eve doesn't mind poopy poems lol I just love the pantoum form:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph May Date: 5/18/2020 2:34:00 PM Someone's feeling the wind, lol, ...Very nicely done Jan Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/18/2020 2:44:00 PM lol Joseph that dog is so cute I couldn't resist this theme lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 5/18/2020 1:30:00 PM - He gets unwell in the stomach by driving the car, Jan ... :))) - Wonderfully written, best wishes in the contest :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/18/2020 1:46:00 PM Thanks Anne-Lise I saw that cute look on his face and couldn't resist a farty theme :-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta Date: 5/18/2020 1:27:00 PM Dogs LOVE to eat horse manure - lots of nutrients passed on - and it does not make the wind fragrant - but their masters love it when the dog then licks their face and hands! Any wonder how coronavirus spreads? Aloha! Rico Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/18/2020 1:45:00 PM ha ha ha, yeuk makes me so glad I don't have a pet Rico - lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Arturo Michael Date: 5/18/2020 12:32:00 PM What are they feeding this dog...A nice flow here Jan... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/18/2020 12:47:00 PM lol I will have to ask Mark what food makes Fido flatulent:-) hugs Jan xx

Mark Koplin Date: 5/18/2020 12:25:00 PM That’s awesome!! Thanks for the aromatic honor. Lol great job good luck with the contest my queen of poo Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/18/2020 12:28:00 PM I saw the pic of the dog and thought of your poem lol:-) and it goes to show that poetry doesn't have to be stuffy and high brow lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Richard Lamoureux Date: 5/18/2020 11:23:00 AM Oh my, that’s a stinky situation. *lol* Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/18/2020 12:27:00 PM pure fiction for me we dont have any pets but when I saw the pic of the cute dog I was inspired by Mark's dog farts poem lol:-) hugs Jan xx