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Inspired by Mark Koplin's Fart attack poem

Mum’s quite unhappy with me I can tell we’re on our way to do lots of shopping, but I’ve passed wind it’s a terrible smell - she is driving and there is no stopping! We’re on our way to do lots of shopping I love to go out with mum for the drive, she is driving and there is no stopping it’s twenty miles before we will arrive. I love to go out with mum for the drive I’m travelling in the back of the car, it’s twenty miles before will we arrive so mum winds down all the windows quite far I’m travelling in the back of the car but I’ve passed wind it’s a terrible smell, so mum winds down all the windows quite far - mum’s quite unhappy with me I can tell! Pantoum Rhyme and Personification Poetry Contest Sponsored by Eve Roper Checked with how many syllables – 10 per line Checked with rhymezone Image 2 chosen 05/18/20

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Emilia James

Date: 9/5/2020 3:32:00 AM

My dog can certainly trump some lol, your poem made me smile, a fun read Jan. xx : )

John Watt

Date: 6/14/2020 5:28:00 PM

It's hard to believe such a foul stench could come from a cute-faced pup! Loved your fun take on this contest, a direction nobody else took. A big laugh from me, congrats on a #1 win!

Jan Allison
Date: 6/14/2020 5:49:00 PM

I wanted to do something a little different lol:-) hugs jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 6/14/2020 1:38:00 AM

I always love your humor in your poems, congratulations on your win …. Hugs Eve

Jan Allison
Date: 6/14/2020 4:04:00 AM

Thanks so much Eve looks like I came up trumps with a top spot for my farty fido:-) hugs Jan xx

J.W. Earnings

Date: 5/20/2020 11:28:00 AM

Silly! Absolutely silly! :) -JWE

Jan Allison
Date: 6/14/2020 4:04:00 AM

Thanks David you know me lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Michelle Faulkner

Date: 5/19/2020 9:45:00 PM

My dogs have the most FOUL farts - and they make no noise, so they smack you in the face out of nowhere! But I love them anyway :)

Jan Allison
Date: 6/14/2020 4:03:00 AM

ha ha ha - that truly is puppy love:-) hugs Jan xx

James Fraser

Date: 5/19/2020 9:17:00 AM

Aren't words a joy to read, and the mind to imagine. Thankfully ones nose is spared amidst reading this, giving me chuckles - nice Jan xxx

Jan Allison
Date: 5/20/2020 3:29:00 PM

Thanks James got to spread a little laughter during these difficult times:-) hugs Jan xx

Beata Agustin

Date: 5/19/2020 6:53:00 AM

Thanks for sharing this... making me smile... Thanks likewise for your uplifting comments. God bless you.

Jan Allison
Date: 5/20/2020 2:13:00 PM

thanks Beata I do hope you and your family are safe and well:-) hugs Jan xx

Anil Deo

Date: 5/19/2020 5:07:00 AM

wonderful, as to the form, and expertly done. The topic and smells ... I think I am on Mum's side (rather than on your BUM's side). shalom / ENJOY ... everything. Deo

Jan Allison
Date: 5/20/2020 2:13:00 PM

thanks Anil:-) hugs Jan xx

Eileen Manassian

Date: 5/19/2020 3:24:00 AM

Oh Dear! Switching from poo to fart poems, I see. Jan...you crack me up. It was cleverly written. Hope Mom forgives the pooch. Hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 5/19/2020 3:47:00 AM

I do surprise with the odd serious poem too but I try and make folk smile if I can, Mark Koplin's poem about doggy farts inspired this poem:-) hugs Jan xx

Judy Ball

Date: 5/19/2020 2:33:00 AM

This made me smile dog lover that I am. Reminds me of something |I heard once about two dogs dogs talking about another. One said, "Sometimes Fido eats people food." The other said while sniffing the air,"How fortunate for us." Cute one Jan. Love the pic. God Bless and stay well, JB

Jan Allison
Date: 5/19/2020 3:46:00 AM

lol thanks for the giggle Judy:-) hugs Jan xx

Harry Horsman

Date: 5/19/2020 12:48:00 AM

Not only Mum, but the pet too. This is what is needed in his day and age, Jan, you are a gem.....

Jan Allison
Date: 5/19/2020 3:44:00 AM

Thanks Harry, I try and buck the trend with a bit of humour which is so lacking in life at times and is much needed in the present situation. So what if i write about poop .. some others are just full of it!:-) hugs Jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 5/18/2020 9:42:00 PM

Good thing she can roll down the windows. Haha. Sometimes it is the food they eat that gives them gasses...poor pooch! Very delightful Jan! I want to try this form but it looks very difficult. I am sure this will be high on the winner’s list. xxoo

Jan Allison
Date: 5/19/2020 3:42:00 AM

I hope Eve likes it lol, it was such fun to write:-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf

Date: 5/18/2020 8:40:00 PM

Pantoum Pooper-drama at its finest! :) gw

Jan Allison
Date: 5/19/2020 3:38:00 AM

I am proof poems don't have to be stuff and only created by intellectual people, just try and have a bit of fun!:-) hugs Jan xx

Rhonda Johnson-Saunders

Date: 5/18/2020 6:31:00 PM

So adorable, Jan! I'm smiling from ear to ear with my dog, Maxwell, at my feet. Hugs, Rhonda

Jan Allison
Date: 5/19/2020 3:37:00 AM

lol Rhonda, I saw that innocent face and couldn't resist the poem:-) hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 5/18/2020 5:19:00 PM

Good job it wasn't raining , I can just imagine the stale air in a confined space lol. Good luck Tom

Jan Allison
Date: 5/18/2020 5:37:00 PM

lol Tom, makes me so glad I don't have a dog!:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 5/18/2020 3:10:00 PM

very cute one, jan! (the poem and the pic!). good luck in the contest...

Jan Allison
Date: 5/18/2020 3:12:00 PM

I couldn't resist the challenge of that innocent cute face with his head out the back window, hope Eve doesn't mind poopy poems lol I just love the pantoum form:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph May

Date: 5/18/2020 2:34:00 PM

Someone's feeling the wind, lol, ...Very nicely done Jan

Jan Allison
Date: 5/18/2020 2:44:00 PM

lol Joseph that dog is so cute I couldn't resist this theme lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 5/18/2020 1:30:00 PM

- He gets unwell in the stomach by driving the car, Jan ... :))) - Wonderfully written, best wishes in the contest :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 5/18/2020 1:46:00 PM

Thanks Anne-Lise I saw that cute look on his face and couldn't resist a farty theme :-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 5/18/2020 1:27:00 PM

Dogs LOVE to eat horse manure - lots of nutrients passed on - and it does not make the wind fragrant - but their masters love it when the dog then licks their face and hands! Any wonder how coronavirus spreads? Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison
Date: 5/18/2020 1:45:00 PM

ha ha ha, yeuk makes me so glad I don't have a pet Rico - lol:-) hugs Jan xx