Enough Already, Ode To a Turkey

Oh how I love thee with your white and dark meat
Thou art the very best
But because of you, I can’t see my feet
My navel is two feet from my chest
To diet and lose so I don’t wobble no more
I would be very willing
It would be impossible now, because somehow
I finished four bowls of filling
My wife pointed at me and said look at him
He sits at the table, like a dog he begs
I stare at you and your magnificent breast
Can hardly wait to get my hands on your legs
Enough already, I’m on my knees
Give me some stuffing and some black eyed peas
Sweet potatoes, corn and a salad I’ll toss
And bury your butt with cranberry sauce
Oh turkey, my turkey, you’re the one who rocks
Now I’ve gotten so fat, I can’t put on my socks
My love for you was fleeting
And we are finished I fear
But I’ll fall in love with another turkey
Same time next year.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2009



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Date: 2/28/2014 7:42:00 AM
haha, Vince falling in love every year. Good one, white meat dark meat. mmmmm. Skat
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Date: 5/16/2010 3:29:00 PM
Was looking for a smile today and I knew just where to come!! What a wonderful write I missed last year but its wonderful even on a warm day in May ... hope you're enjoying the Spring!!
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Date: 4/7/2010 3:12:00 PM
another good funny. Love these kinds of poems! thanks for your comments today. So you sure do love turkey!! I'm just in there for the potatoes! LUv, andrea
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Date: 12/7/2009 7:33:00 AM
Wow! How did I miss this awesome write?? Congratulations on you Ist Place win, Vince! Totally sweet! Peace and love, Audrey
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Date: 12/7/2009 5:07:00 AM
LOL! Wonderful ode to a turkey! Congratulations on winning the contest. I hope you and your family will have a wonderful holiday season ~Juliane
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Date: 11/25/2009 10:25:00 AM
Excellent Ode Vince, big congrats on your winning piece in Donna's contest >> James
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Date: 11/23/2009 5:34:00 PM
Dear Vince,Congratulations on YOUR well Deserved First place Win In Donna Golden's Contest "Turkey Tribute" I think perhaps You should come to my house or I to YOURS on Thanksgiving as we seem to have the same Love (of) for turkey Thanksgiving dinner my favorite Meal of the year A great write and Tribute To the Turkey Happy Thanksgiving and Blessing for the Christmas Season ALWAYS... HG
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Date: 11/22/2009 7:50:00 PM
Ha, ha, ha, Gobble, gobble Vince. Now I'm hungry for turkey. Yum! Congrats on your first place. Great Ode you've composed. Love, Iolanda
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Date: 11/22/2009 4:58:00 PM
Congratulations on your win in Donna's Turkey tribute contest Vince. Love, Carol
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Date: 11/22/2009 11:54:00 AM
congrats on first place
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Date: 11/22/2009 10:00:00 AM
Congratulations on taking first place with this great poem, Vince. It's one of my favorites and has been since I first read it. Gobbledy good competition in this contest and this is awesome! Much love, Carolyn
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Date: 11/22/2009 9:29:00 AM
Hey! Vince, This is by far, the best turkey of all. Can't stop laughing. TOO FUNNY! Thanks for the laughs - I needed them. Love, Lainie
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Date: 11/22/2009 8:51:00 AM
Super congrats on winning Dona's contest! Well deserved--had a fun time reading this & getting hungry at the same time! ^_^
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Date: 11/22/2009 8:37:00 AM
Congrats on your success in Donna's contest Vince.Rgds Brian
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Date: 11/21/2009 7:11:00 PM
Fall-down funny 'stuff' Vince! Can't wait to swell up my belly, snooze awhile then start all over again! Congratulaions! - Tim
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Date: 11/21/2009 7:02:00 PM
Congratulations on your 1st place with this very wonderfully hilarious piece written with the holiday spirit to which we all over eat upon this day of cheer,,,Blessings..Cecil
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Date: 11/21/2009 6:58:00 PM
This is hysterical..congrats on your win..Ifeel fat...BG
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Date: 11/21/2009 6:34:00 PM
Congratulations, Vince on your first place winning in the turkey contest.. good job.. Linda-Marie, P.E.P.S. "Sweetheart"
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Date: 11/21/2009 6:02:00 PM
enjoyed this winner very much! Vince! congrats! jimbo
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Date: 11/21/2009 5:09:00 PM
FUNNY!! congrats on the big win!! LOVE IT!!(singing):)
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Date: 11/21/2009 4:53:00 PM
Another year another turkey Vince. Hope you find the room. congratuations on your win. Joyce
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Date: 11/21/2009 4:50:00 PM
HOORAY FOR YOU, VINCE! This was my favorite the first time I read it!! Congrats, Vince!! I've had to print this one out for my husband, and those other turkey addicted family members!! Congratulations! ~ Love, Carrie
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Date: 11/21/2009 4:49:00 PM
You go guy! The winner numero uno cock of the walk head hancho!!! Light & Love
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Date: 11/21/2009 3:49:00 PM
Vince, I'm pleased to announce that you are the first place winner in my Turkey Tribute contest! I laughed out loud when I read it! Congratulations! Donna
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Date: 11/8/2009 5:37:00 AM
great fun! Vince! good luck in the contest! and thanks for your kind words! jim
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