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Pat swung from a chandelier Fell off and hurt her cute rear She gave it a rub And soaked in the tub Next time she’ll stay off the beer! Pat copied the birds and the bees And had carpet burns on her knees She saw her GP He said ‘Oh dear me’ - Next time settle for a quick squeeze But Pat said I’m always so randy And so is my boyfriend called Sandy If he can’t have a lay At least three times a day He’ll leave me for that old moo Mandy 'for Pat' with my love xx 05~03~17

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Date: 5/16/2017 10:13:00 PM
Very funny Jan... Loved it...
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Date: 5/12/2017 4:12:00 PM
LOL, had a good chuckle here too
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Date: 5/7/2017 10:20:00 PM
I love that term, old moo. :) Great job doing a multi stanza limy.
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Date: 5/9/2017 1:38:00 PM
Old moo was apt I originally has slapper but changed it lol :-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/5/2017 8:27:00 PM
Keep at it, Jan. I especially liked that last one. The old moo. haha!! Hope to hear from you soon. Sorry I've been so busy these days. CAn't even keep up and going off again right now. Later, Gator!
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Date: 5/9/2017 1:39:00 PM
I had fun here and 'pat' was delighted I've posted them I wrote another string of limericks called hear my voice I may post them one day:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/5/2017 10:20:00 AM
Hi Jan , Hilarious Limerick has me laughing :)) HUGS
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Date: 5/9/2017 1:40:00 PM
Thanks niall:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/5/2017 4:30:00 AM
Lol! Jan, All three limericks were hilarious. You are a "master" at writing limericks and poop! I agree with Rick it's too bad you can't enter your on contest. This would be a winner for sure. :-) Alexis
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Date: 5/9/2017 1:41:00 PM
Aww thanks Alexis all I do is try to make folks smile:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/5/2017 4:25:00 AM
Brilliant Jan, if I need cheering up I know I can turn to your page and all my woes disappear thank you and your friend Pat very much, this will make me smile all day. :))
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Date: 5/9/2017 1:37:00 PM
Cheers Roy I love to write humour but can turn my hand to the odd more serious poem:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/4/2017 2:36:00 PM
Giggles and smiles, Jan...very entertaining.
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Date: 5/4/2017 4:51:00 PM
Thanks Leo:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/4/2017 2:30:00 PM
Jan, this is absolutely hilarious!! I'd go so far as to say it's one of your finest!! Going straight on my favourites so I can find it quickly when I need a belly laugh!! Shame I can't give it an "8"!! Best regards, John!
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Date: 5/4/2017 4:51:00 PM
aww thanks John :-) your comment has made my day:-) Not everyone appreciates my style or humour I try to make folks smile and forget their worries for a while:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/4/2017 5:59:00 AM
Absolutely marvelously funny and so witty! A 7 dear, Jan! Hugs xx
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Date: 5/4/2017 6:08:00 AM
Thanks Demetrios:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/3/2017 10:51:00 PM
Hilarious, especially the last line!
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Date: 5/4/2017 3:50:00 AM
LOL I did originally use slapper for that line lol:-) Hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/3/2017 6:12:00 PM
What a hoot Jan
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Date: 5/3/2017 6:17:00 PM
It's really made me smile Tim I write a poem with no mention of the P word and I get 2 comments about the lack of poop lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 5/3/2017 2:56:00 PM
haha poet
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Date: 5/3/2017 3:43:00 PM
Thanks you:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/3/2017 2:55:00 PM
- Ha ha ha, this is just a funny "gimmick"   ... she's serious, crazy and funny :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 5/3/2017 3:42:00 PM
'Pat' is an on line friend and has a wicked sense of humour - she said something for fun and i wrote these poems for fun:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/3/2017 2:40:00 PM
"Where's The Poop"? Funny all the same, thanks Jan, you never fail to lighten the day...
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Date: 5/3/2017 3:40:00 PM
I can manage to write the odd poem not mentioning the P word lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 5/3/2017 1:10:00 PM
Ha ha ha Jan. Definitely bawdy and crazy funny. You are so good at these and wait...not one poop mention in the entire poem. I am so proud of you. :)
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Date: 5/3/2017 3:38:00 PM
ha ha ha Chris I am sure folks think I sit on the loo all day and write my poop and surprisingly I CAN write the odd serious poem and shock horror one that doesn't mention poop. I wear my rhinestone crown from Flo and sit on the throne lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/3/2017 12:13:00 PM
Haha, pity you can't enter your own contest! Loved all three, Jan!
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Date: 5/3/2017 12:22:00 PM
I wrote this for an on-line friend called 'pat' and have her permission to post them - she is a great sport:-) hugs Jan xx