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Cross Dressing

Terry's wife is working away
So he tries on her  pink negligee
Wearing satin and lace
Puts a smile on his face
If rumbled what would his wife say!

13th May 2015

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2015

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John Read Date: 12/28/2024 4:19:00 AM I'm sure if Terry had his way, He'd like to keep wearing the negligee, His wife Sandy, Thought he looked randy, Even though he looked a little bit Gay. Login to Reply John Read Date: 12/28/2024 10:50:00 AM Happy new year Jan to you and your loved ones God bless. Jan Allison Date: 12/28/2024 4:45:00 AM ha ha ha John I reiterate previous comments - you are a whizz at limericks and should publish with Beryl - if I can you it you sure can! Hope 2025 is a great year for you:-) hugs Jan xx

James Fraser Date: 5/29/2015 4:51:00 PM Reminds me of the time I desired to rip off the girlfriends panties, they were killing me, so tight ;-) hugs, James xx Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/29/2015 4:54:00 PM ha ha ha :-) Hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus Date: 5/15/2015 11:12:00 AM The topic refers to a somewhat common thing, nowadays. When we were young we used to dress around for harmless fun, especially carnival time:) hugs // paul Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/15/2015 11:34:00 AM Yes how times have changed Paul:-) Hugs Jan xxx

Richard Lamoureux Date: 5/14/2015 8:35:00 AM A few years back a friend had a Gender Bender party. I found an evening gown and some size 11 black patten pumps, matching clutch and a red head wig. My name was Evona B. Gorgeous. I also found some glowing Gel orbs that would flash when they bounced so I had spectacular perky flashy breasts. All in all it was a pretty funny fun evening. I won Third place! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/14/2015 8:43:00 AM Ha ha ha Richard I bet that was simply hilarious - you should do a poem about it - complete with a picture of course lol:-) Hugs jan xxx

Kp Nunez Date: 5/14/2015 7:34:00 AM lol! It happens! One evening back in the 80's, while mom was out, my dad put on mom's dress, complete with accessories, bag and a pair of her open shoes. When she arrived, he went out the back door then knocked on the front. My mom almost had a heart attack when she saw him in his full regalia! Everyone was in stitches and to this day, it's one of the favorite family anecdotes we love to recall whenever we get together :-) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/14/2015 7:40:00 AM Oh wow Kim what an amazing story - that must have been simply hilarious! You should write a poem about it! :-) Hugs Jan xx

Viv Wigley Date: 5/14/2015 4:51:00 AM If that's a photo of your nightwear I may have trouble sleeping tonight. Viv x P.s- my bum would look big in it, anyway.... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/14/2015 6:02:00 AM I just wear a smile Viv lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Afolabi Muideen Date: 5/14/2015 3:44:00 AM Lol........Nice penned, I enjoyed it,thank you for shared it.....Jan. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/14/2015 6:02:00 AM Thanks for dropping by :-) Hugs jan xx

Peter Dome Date: 5/14/2015 3:33:00 AM Ha ha. don't we all Jan., yes I get very cross when dressing, especially when someone steals my girly clothes. you women have more choice in clothes than men prettier too. Sorry got to go, my girdle is killing me, and theses high heels. I just love this one. it's written so well, funny, and where did you get the dress? love it. A whopping 7. best wishes. Pete. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/14/2015 6:01:00 AM LOL Peter I'm so glad to see you have returned and your sense of humour is back with us once again:-) Hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 5/13/2015 9:32:00 PM Some wives actually like it and play along. hahaha. Ugggg. Cute one, Jan. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/14/2015 1:50:00 AM Uggh! Hugs Jan xx

Jaycee Cervenka Date: 5/13/2015 8:22:00 PM LOL...I'd take my to a mental hospital for treatment...My 6'2" husband would look hilarious in my nightie..not to mention the fit! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/14/2015 1:49:00 AM Ha ha ha Janet that made me giggle:-) Hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie Date: 5/13/2015 7:58:00 PM G'day Jan... she would probably say 'take my clothes off' and probably loud enough for the neighbours to hear - Lindsay Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/14/2015 1:49:00 AM LOL:-) Hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer Date: 5/13/2015 6:22:00 PM ha! i'm sure this happens more than we know...great funny poem, jan! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/13/2015 6:24:00 PM Thanks Ilene I penned this at work today in a spare 5 minutes before the students arrived to do an exam:-) Hugs Jan xx

Bl Devnath Date: 5/13/2015 1:17:00 PM His wife will kiss him to taste the same with same color of lipstick. Ha Ha Ha.... laughing loud silently. Nice limeric, well done. A 7 i feel. Loved always, my lovely friend,bl Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/13/2015 2:18:00 PM Thanks so much BL:-) Hugs Jan xx

Joseph May Date: 5/13/2015 1:14:00 PM lol....nice limerick Jan... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/13/2015 2:18:00 PM Thanks so much Joseph:-) Hugs Jan xx

Skat A Date: 5/13/2015 12:22:00 PM i think she'd tell him it's not his color lol enjoyed your fun limerick ~luv, SKAT~ Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/13/2015 12:27:00 PM LOL - I said something similar once with a man who was standing next to me at a make up counter - (i was only about 18 at the time)... he asked me what shade of lipstick he should choose - i said it depends what colour dress you are wearing - my sister nearly wet herself she was laughing so much at my reply! hugs Jan xx

George Aul Date: 5/13/2015 10:35:00 AM Good one Jan - wonder if he shaved his legs first :-)............. George Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/13/2015 11:08:00 AM ha ha ha I wouldn't know lol just a silly ditty that came to me when I was at work today:-) Hugs Jan xx

Barbara Gorelick Date: 5/13/2015 10:17:00 AM She'd say, " I don't think that's your color dear..." haha Good one. bG Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/13/2015 10:18:00 AM LOL :-) Hugs jan xx

Charmaine Chircop Date: 5/13/2015 9:43:00 AM Oh gee...Im trying to picture this image on my mind..Scary : ) lol Login to Reply Tim Smith Date: 5/13/2015 9:55:00 AM Not a pretty sight Jan Allison Date: 5/13/2015 9:50:00 AM ha ha ha thanks for dropping by Charma:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 5/13/2015 8:44:00 AM - If my husband came in this pink negligee ..... I'd died of laughter, but first I drive he to the hospital :))) - love it !!!! a 7 !!!!! - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/13/2015 8:58:00 AM LOL Anne Lise:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith Date: 5/13/2015 8:39:00 AM Lol.....I'm waiting for the train now and a tranny is checking me out.....I gotta run Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/13/2015 8:44:00 AM ha ha ha - have posted a limerick for you too hope you like it:-) Hugs jan xx

Nandita Das Date: 5/13/2015 7:49:00 AM HAHAHA......nice one. 7 Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/13/2015 7:58:00 AM Thanks Nandita:-) Hugs Jan xx