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Cross Dressing

Terry's wife is working away
So he tries on her  pink negligee
Wearing satin and lace
Puts a smile on his face
If rumbled what would his wife say!

13th May 2015

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2015

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December 28, 2024 at 4:19 AM

I'm sure if Terry had his way, He'd like to keep wearing the negligee, His wife Sandy, Thought he looked randy, Even though he looked a little bit Gay.

December 28, 2024 at 10:50 AM

Happy new year Jan to you and your loved ones God bless.

December 28, 2024 at 4:45 AM

ha ha ha John I reiterate previous comments - you are a whizz at limericks and should publish with Beryl - if I can you it you sure can! Hope 2025 is a great year for you:-) hugs Jan xx

May 29, 2015 at 4:51 PM

Reminds me of the time I desired to rip off the girlfriends panties, they were killing me, so tight ;-) hugs, James xx

May 29, 2015 at 4:54 PM

ha ha ha :-) Hugs Jan xx

May 15, 2015 at 11:12 AM

The topic refers to a somewhat common thing, nowadays. When we were young we used to dress around for harmless fun, especially carnival time:) hugs // paul

May 15, 2015 at 11:34 AM

Yes how times have changed Paul:-) Hugs Jan xxx

Richard Lamoureux

May 14, 2015 at 8:35 AM

A few years back a friend had a Gender Bender party. I found an evening gown and some size 11 black patten pumps, matching clutch and a red head wig. My name was Evona B. Gorgeous. I also found some glowing Gel orbs that would flash when they bounced so I had spectacular perky flashy breasts. All in all it was a pretty funny fun evening. I won Third place!

May 14, 2015 at 8:43 AM

Ha ha ha Richard I bet that was simply hilarious - you should do a poem about it - complete with a picture of course lol:-) Hugs jan xxx

May 14, 2015 at 7:34 AM

lol! It happens! One evening back in the 80's, while mom was out, my dad put on mom's dress, complete with accessories, bag and a pair of her open shoes. When she arrived, he went out the back door then knocked on the front. My mom almost had a heart attack when she saw him in his full regalia! Everyone was in stitches and to this day, it's one of the favorite family anecdotes we love to recall whenever we get together :-)

May 14, 2015 at 7:40 AM

Oh wow Kim what an amazing story - that must have been simply hilarious! You should write a poem about it! :-) Hugs Jan xx

May 14, 2015 at 4:51 AM

If that's a photo of your nightwear I may have trouble sleeping tonight. Viv x P.s- my bum would look big in it, anyway....

May 14, 2015 at 6:02 AM

I just wear a smile Viv lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Afolabi Muideen

May 14, 2015 at 3:44 AM

Lol........Nice penned, I enjoyed it,thank you for shared it.....Jan.

May 14, 2015 at 6:02 AM

Thanks for dropping by :-) Hugs jan xx

May 14, 2015 at 3:33 AM

Ha ha. don't we all Jan., yes I get very cross when dressing, especially when someone steals my girly clothes. you women have more choice in clothes than men prettier too. Sorry got to go, my girdle is killing me, and theses high heels. I just love this one. it's written so well, funny, and where did you get the dress? love it. A whopping 7. best wishes. Pete.

May 14, 2015 at 6:01 AM

LOL Peter I'm so glad to see you have returned and your sense of humour is back with us once again:-) Hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

May 13, 2015 at 9:32 PM

Some wives actually like it and play along. hahaha. Ugggg. Cute one, Jan.

May 14, 2015 at 1:50 AM

Uggh! Hugs Jan xx

Jaycee Cervenka

May 13, 2015 at 8:22 PM

LOL...I'd take my to a mental hospital for treatment...My 6'2" husband would look hilarious in my nightie..not to mention the fit!

May 14, 2015 at 1:49 AM

Ha ha ha Janet that made me giggle:-) Hugs Jan xx

May 13, 2015 at 7:58 PM

G'day Jan... she would probably say 'take my clothes off' and probably loud enough for the neighbours to hear - Lindsay

May 14, 2015 at 1:49 AM

LOL:-) Hugs Jan xx

May 13, 2015 at 6:22 PM

ha! i'm sure this happens more than we know...great funny poem, jan!

May 13, 2015 at 6:24 PM

Thanks Ilene I penned this at work today in a spare 5 minutes before the students arrived to do an exam:-) Hugs Jan xx

May 13, 2015 at 1:17 PM

His wife will kiss him to taste the same with same color of lipstick. Ha Ha Ha.... laughing loud silently. Nice limeric, well done. A 7 i feel. Loved always, my lovely friend,bl

May 13, 2015 at 2:18 PM

Thanks so much BL:-) Hugs Jan xx

May 13, 2015 at 1:14 PM

lol....nice limerick Jan...

May 13, 2015 at 2:18 PM

Thanks so much Joseph:-) Hugs Jan xx

May 13, 2015 at 12:22 PM

i think she'd tell him it's not his color lol enjoyed your fun limerick ~luv, SKAT~

May 13, 2015 at 12:27 PM

LOL - I said something similar once with a man who was standing next to me at a make up counter - (i was only about 18 at the time)... he asked me what shade of lipstick he should choose - i said it depends what colour dress you are wearing - my sister nearly wet herself she was laughing so much at my reply! hugs Jan xx

May 13, 2015 at 10:35 AM

Good one Jan - wonder if he shaved his legs first :-)............. George

May 13, 2015 at 11:08 AM

ha ha ha I wouldn't know lol just a silly ditty that came to me when I was at work today:-) Hugs Jan xx

Barbara Gorelick

May 13, 2015 at 10:17 AM

She'd say, " I don't think that's your color dear..." haha Good one. bG

May 13, 2015 at 10:18 AM

LOL :-) Hugs jan xx

Charmaine Chircop

May 13, 2015 at 9:43 AM

Oh gee...Im trying to picture this image on my mind..Scary : ) lol

May 13, 2015 at 9:55 AM

Not a pretty sight

May 13, 2015 at 9:50 AM

ha ha ha thanks for dropping by Charma:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

May 13, 2015 at 8:44 AM

- If my husband came in this pink negligee ..... I'd died of laughter, but first I drive he to the hospital :))) - love it !!!! a 7 !!!!! - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

May 13, 2015 at 8:58 AM

LOL Anne Lise:-) hugs Jan xx

May 13, 2015 at 8:39 AM

Lol.....I'm waiting for the train now and a tranny is checking me out.....I gotta run

May 13, 2015 at 8:44 AM

ha ha ha - have posted a limerick for you too hope you like it:-) Hugs jan xx

May 13, 2015 at 7:49 AM

HAHAHA......nice one. 7

May 13, 2015 at 7:58 AM

Thanks Nandita:-) Hugs Jan xx

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