Cordon Blurrrrggh

Oh Waiter ! There's a fly in my soup, And my fresh crisp lettuce is starting to droop. I asked for red wine, you gave me white, The bread looks like its been out all night. My table is rickety, the chair's too small I'm starting to regret coming here at all I knew I shouldn't have left the house Oh my god !! " Heeeelp !!...is that a mouse? I'll never believe another restaurant guide A Michelin star? The inspector was blind Holes in the curtains, stains on the floor Its no wonder customers don't walk in the door. Well I've had enough, I'm running away, Find another manager thats willing to stay, Good luck to you all, I bid you Adieu Your tomatoes were rotten, and the soup was too !!