Get Your Premium Membership

Coming Out of the Cage

I have a confession to make My lizard and I are deeply in love but she thinks I’m cheating on her and often puts a tail on me I’m wrapped up in another quandary My python has a crush on me and wants me to be her squeeze It’s a slippery slope I’m slithering down To be honest, she DOES take my breath away but if my lizard lover hears of this tawdry tail she Iguana be awful jealous, but frankly speaking I think she needs to scale down her expectations

Copyright © | Year Posted 2013




Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem.

Please Login to post a comment

12
Date: 4/30/2015 7:02:00 PM
TIM. Congratulations on your well-deserved win. SKAT love
Login to Reply
Date: 4/29/2015 7:46:00 AM
So very clever, Tim! Great play on words. Congrats on your fine win. Sandra
Login to Reply
Date: 4/25/2015 11:30:00 PM
nice win. PD
Login to Reply
Date: 4/22/2015 9:25:00 PM
Congrats on your fine win my friend....
Login to Reply
Date: 4/22/2015 5:56:00 PM
dropping back with my congrats again Tim:-) Hugs jan xx
Login to Reply
Date: 4/22/2015 2:08:00 PM
Excellent use of playing on words..Enjoyed the humor.Congrats. Sara.
Login to Reply
Date: 4/22/2015 1:57:00 PM
I love this humorous write, :) a 7 and congratulations on your wonderful win. Blessings eve
Login to Reply
Date: 4/22/2015 1:50:00 PM
Fun to read .....well done ....Seren
Login to Reply
Date: 4/22/2015 8:44:00 AM
i'll bet you had a lot of fun writing this! i sure did reading it. congrats on your win...
Login to Reply
Date: 4/22/2015 8:41:00 AM
OH, TIM, please take your tongue out of your cheek...This is PISSAH. Still laughing.
Login to Reply
Date: 10/3/2014 12:11:00 AM
I think this did not do better only for the fact that it is more about clever word play than animals! I still LOVE this one.
Login to Reply
Date: 10/1/2014 5:18:00 AM
Congrats again on this humorous write, Tim
Login to Reply
Date: 10/1/2014 12:44:00 AM
Congrats and thank you for entering. Please visit the blog. Love and prayers, Gina
Login to Reply
Date: 9/30/2014 3:57:00 PM
Love the humour here Tim:-) many congrats on your HM. Hugs Jan xxx
Login to Reply
Date: 11/20/2013 8:07:00 PM
Wow Tim, love the cut back expressing her needs... , Congratulations on your win ~xox~ LINDA
Login to Reply
Date: 11/16/2013 8:03:00 PM
Hi Tim....love your play on words...clever write and win! Hugs
Login to Reply
Date: 11/16/2013 8:10:00 AM
congrats on your win.
Login to Reply
Date: 11/15/2013 6:46:00 PM
Very, very funny. My favorite. congratulations on your win. Love, Joyce
Login to Reply
Date: 11/15/2013 4:18:00 AM
Congrats on the win, Tim
Login to Reply
Date: 11/14/2013 11:57:00 PM
love all those word plays, Tim. Good win. BIG congrats, and come on, you gotta know that I understand it's more than just Nixon and insurance companies responsible for our bad health care system!!
Login to Reply
Date: 7/20/2013 6:51:00 PM
Hahaha Tim, I love this. So glad you pointed me in this direction. You, sir, are a clever devil!
Login to Reply
Date: 5/30/2013 9:38:00 PM
Tim, wow! I can't believe I forgot to thank you for the nice and silly poem you entered in my contest. A late late late CONGRATULATIONS. Thank you for the smirks and smiles your poem gave me while reading it. Hope you can forgive me, it is not like me to stoop low and diss all who support me or my contest. Even if I get no response, everyone still matters, and I try my best... Love love LINDA...
Login to Reply
Date: 5/23/2013 7:36:00 PM
Big heartfelt congrats on your fabulous win my dear friend, Tim! This is really great and funny! Thanks for sharing and the smiles! love/hugs, Leonora
Login to Reply
Date: 5/8/2013 11:49:00 AM
Loved this Tim! Although...I really don't share this love for creepy crawlies...you made it seem almost sweet! ;) Tm...thanks for your last post on my poem, Sick to the Core...you touched me, to the core! God bless you for caring! Hugs!
Login to Reply
Date: 4/19/2013 7:41:00 PM
Love it, love it, love it, Was watching Alien # 2 where the white alien baby gets sucked out the window. your love affair with lizard reminded me of it ;} love the way you put this together ;}
Login to Reply
12

Book: Shattered Sighs