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Brownload in progress- for Jan

Written for Jan Allison, who then decided I should share it for poop verse afficionados. True story, by the way..... There are some jobs where heeding worker's safety is required and during operations must be suitably attired environmental hazards mean that everyone conforms and wearing full length protection has now become the norm. In this case, paper snowman suit with hood and full length zip a sturdy piece of clothing and is not inclined to rip. Whilst clearing out some premises a worker got caught short and knew he'd never make it to the toilet, so he thought and made a break for the nearest hedge with a newspaper he'd bought. Just in time he squatted down, the time lag all too brief as out in one loud massive jet his bottom got relief. The job now done he zipped back up and dressed just where he stood not realising, squatting, that he'd done it in his hood. It soon became apparent, as his headwear pulled in place as fly attracting runny doo doo dribbled down his face His workmates doubled up in laughter, just making it worse as he stormed off in anger like an Oreo in reverse. So since time immemorial, the moral's been the same that when you go, then please do so, but just you watch your aim. For Jan, with love 'n hugs and trembly bits, Viv x

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Date: 8/13/2015 10:20:00 PM
Viv, horribly beautiful imagery. I envy your wit. Funny!
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Viv Wigley
Date: 8/14/2015 12:21:00 AM
Thanks, James, not the nicest mental picture, but, as they say, s**t happens. Regards, Viv
Date: 8/10/2015 1:13:00 AM
Strange....but on revisiting this witty write I find that I must have missed commenting before! ... unless I did and it got flushed into obscurity! ~ Have a nice week. // paul
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Viv Wigley
Date: 8/10/2015 6:26:00 AM
Thanks, Paul, all cisterns are go. Regards, Viv
Date: 8/9/2015 12:24:00 PM
The scene is captured well by your magic pen and the details create the anxiety of the moment well, giving life to this nasty yet humorous experience. Emile.
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Viv Wigley
Date: 8/9/2015 3:50:00 PM
Merci beacoup, Emile, and thanks for dropping by. Salutations, Viv
Date: 8/7/2015 4:49:00 PM
hahaha. this really made me smile. GREAT story. I bet he never forgets that embarrassing day. You are awesome with funny tales.
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Viv Wigley
Date: 8/8/2015 12:45:00 AM
The very worst kind of sham-poo, Andrea. Thanks for dropping by, Viv x
Date: 8/7/2015 2:25:00 PM
Viv, poking fun write, and thanks for visiting my puppy poem
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Viv Wigley
Date: 8/8/2015 12:45:00 AM
Cheers, BW, and have a lovely weekend, Viv x
Date: 8/7/2015 2:26:00 AM
Ha ha ha Viv... a right mess; humiliation; embarrassment... I'm not commenting about your poem... THE BLOODY CRICKET - Lindsay (sob)
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Viv Wigley
Date: 8/7/2015 9:27:00 AM
It aint over yet, Lindsay, although the captcha for me to reply was 'wun'. Thanks for dropping by. Regards, Viv
Date: 8/7/2015 2:00:00 AM
A pooper scooper , this I know, should go to Viv for the over flow! And don't give me credit for this smelly write, because I might not make it to the toilet tonight! ~~Darlene
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Darlene Gifford
Date: 8/7/2015 9:30:00 PM
I'm the biggest toilet turd, not you, Viv. Now I'm going to flush.
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Darlene Gifford
Date: 8/7/2015 6:51:00 AM
Viv, You can't have the last word, you turd!
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Viv Wigley
Date: 8/7/2015 2:08:00 AM
I was bowel-ed over by your comment, Darlene, thanks x
Date: 8/6/2015 9:44:00 AM
OH MY....OH MY....OH MY...Didn't see that one coming....I really didn't! ;) That was quite the tale...or tale end story! I must say....you wrote it so well that I got visuals and...well....I think you spoiled the Oreo experience forever! Good one, Viv. Jan is a tease and so are you!! By the way...FYI...the word tease...in Arabic...is BOTTOM! ;)
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Viv Wigley
Date: 8/6/2015 3:03:00 PM
I learn something new every day, Eileen, I must do a paper on it sometime. Keep your head down, Viv x
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Eileen Manassian
Date: 8/6/2015 10:16:00 AM
I know, right??? ;)
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/6/2015 9:58:00 AM
ha ha ha Eileen so good to see i inspire other people to write poop poems lol:-) hugs jan xx - oh i will remember that tease word now ha ha ha:-)
Date: 8/6/2015 9:43:00 AM
ha ha ha Mr Viv I'm so glad you posted this as a warning to anyone who wears a snowman suit lol - you sure have made me smile:-) hugs Back Jan xx 7 and faves xx
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Viv Wigley
Date: 8/6/2015 2:59:00 PM
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Date: 8/6/2015 9:28:00 AM
Okay lets start with the title brownload...in progress. . Then lets continue to the body, the Oreo in reverse... Hahaha. Between you and Jan......i dont know
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Viv Wigley
Date: 8/6/2015 2:59:00 PM
Sorry for the mental picture I left you with, njeri, a bit of a dump. Thanks for dropping by, Viv x