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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required Written for Jan Allison, who then decided I should share it for poop verse afficionados. True story, by the way..... There are some jobs where heeding worker's safety is required and during operations must be suitably attired environmental hazards mean that everyone conforms and wearing full length protection has now become the norm. In this case, paper snowman suit with hood and full length zip a sturdy piece of clothing and is not inclined to rip. Whilst clearing out some premises a worker got caught short and knew he'd never make it to the toilet, so he thought and made a break for the nearest hedge with a newspaper he'd bought. Just in time he squatted down, the time lag all too brief as out in one loud massive jet his bottom got relief. The job now done he zipped back up and dressed just where he stood not realising, squatting, that he'd done it in his hood. It soon became apparent, as his headwear pulled in place as fly attracting runny doo doo dribbled down his face His workmates doubled up in laughter, just making it worse as he stormed off in anger like an Oreo in reverse. So since time immemorial, the moral's been the same that when you go, then please do so, but just you watch your aim. For Jan, with love 'n hugs and trembly bits, Viv x
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