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One handed, I can’t hook up my bra My fingers cannot reach round so far Just look at me now ... Like a droopy old cow They’re swinging I look so bizarre! Don’t worry folks... hubby came to my aid and helped me dress:-) follow up to my poem posted yestrday www.poetrysoup.com/poem/i_took_a_tumble_-_ouch_1017159 27/4/18

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Date: 5/6/2018 4:51:00 PM
That's what Husbands are for Jan. D.I.Y and good around the house Is all we are good for. Wrote a Poem called Mancs Minx inspired for or by you my friend hope you read it or like it . Cheers Bud
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 6/1/2018 4:50:00 PM
Sorry Christopher just seen your comment don't know how I missed it but I did read the mancs minx poem lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/4/2018 9:48:00 AM
I'm late, I'm late, for a very important reading date! I've had this poem on my mind since you first wrote me about it, and by golly, I finally carved some Soup time out for myself this morning. It is typical talented and humorous Jan - well worth the wait. Hope you are faring as best can fare when faring needs to be best! Hugs ... CayCay (always been a front hooker myself)
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Date: 5/4/2018 3:16:00 PM
ha ha ha at front hooker that conjures up so many images lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/29/2018 8:06:00 PM
Ingenious write, and so great to laugh off the pain this way!...and to be able to poke fun at yourself like this! You get the grand prize: You are either the cat's me-ow or the bee's knees, Jan!! :) :) :) :) and how bout that TITle on this one. Very TITillating I must say. (Oy, vey!) Cheers, Gershon
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Date: 4/30/2018 4:04:00 AM
I try and use humour as much as I can Gershon and have no trouble poking fun at myself to make other people laugh:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 4/29/2018 2:26:00 AM
You have my sympathy, Jan, when I broke my arm I couldn't get my underpants on properly- looked like a half finished balloon animal. get well soon ! x
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Date: 4/29/2018 8:15:00 AM
ha ha ha thanks for making me giggle Mr Viv its so darn frustrating - least I can still wipe my own arse lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 4/28/2018 4:25:00 PM
So funny (though I shouldn't be laughing at people's misfortunes); the accompanying pictures are great, too. Hugs // paul
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Date: 4/28/2018 5:12:00 PM
Thankfully hubby rescued me lol its SO frustrating not being able to do what you used to, I had to go to my neighbour's last night to open a jar of pickle so i could make a sandwich lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/27/2018 8:55:00 PM
you get such funny material from your mishaps. HOw the heck are you writing around here with the hand bandaged??
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Date: 4/28/2018 2:25:00 AM
I am typing with my right hand 1 finger at a time... got to laugh at myself and make others laugh at my misfortune - i'm lucky it could have been so much worse than a broken finger:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 4/27/2018 2:11:00 PM
LOL Some go braless by choice, but it's awful to have trouble putting one on. Cute limerick, Jan! Love, carolyn
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Date: 4/27/2018 2:13:00 PM
It's not until you can't do something do you appreciate what we take for granted... hubby is going to have to help me dress until I get the strapping off my broken finger. hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/27/2018 11:31:00 AM
Get well soon, Jan! I'm still recovering from the flu myself. I had to miss my nephew's wedding!
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Date: 4/27/2018 11:48:00 AM
oh Dale so sorry you are not well and you must have been so upset missing the wedding. hope you are feeling better now:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/27/2018 9:59:00 AM
Aw poor you, sounds udderly miserable, but maybe it’s an excuse to enjoy a bit of “freedom”! Wee-hee! Swing em sister!
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Date: 4/27/2018 10:26:00 AM
LOL thankfully they are back in the hammock lol hubby helped out:-) hugs Jan
Date: 4/27/2018 8:38:00 AM
I love it! L O L ! ! ! <3
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Date: 4/27/2018 10:25:00 AM
I've got to laugh at my predicament... at least i can still wipe my behind lol:-) hugs jan
Date: 4/27/2018 8:17:00 AM
I can always count on you for a laugh to get my day started with a smile, well done xxoo
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Date: 4/27/2018 8:19:00 AM
I wasn't smiling trying to get dressed mike it is so frustrating not being able to do things you usually do with ease - hugs jan xx
Date: 4/27/2018 7:11:00 AM
I do not know which was better, the darling cows with the giant utters or the poem. It's a toss up, Jan. Both are making me heave with laughter.
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Date: 4/27/2018 7:18:00 AM
hubby is going to have to help me dress and do so many things i take for granted:-) he was a gem yesterday looking after me when I fell and in total we spent over 5 hours in 2 hospitals in just one day :-) hugs jan xx
Date: 4/27/2018 7:03:00 AM
This brought a smile. I did go back and read the first poem in this series. So sorry. Be careful. I broke my first bone (my thumb) at 70 and the next year my shoulder. Been stable for 4 years now. Yep, hubby was a big help for several weeks.
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Date: 4/27/2018 7:06:00 AM
aww Reason i'm sorry you've suffered too, this is my first break and i hope its my last, you don't realise what its like until you cant function as you used to... i feel so frustrated! hugs jan xx