Between Bill and Me

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if i were an invisible hood
a flight to Washington is my mood
i'd sneak into Bill Gates
snatch his billion crates
and snoop on secrets hushed by rich brood


how he snores, bathes, and blows his short fuse
a fly i’ll be primed for TIME’s scoop news
my bank book will swell
interviews I’ll tell
if Bill’s guards won’t sniff my stinking booze 


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(( for Michael Falotico's "  A Fly on the Wall" Contest))
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011


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Date: 2/22/2011 10:36:00 AM
Congratulations Nette on your win in Michael J. Falotico's contest "A Fly On The Wall". Love, Carol
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Date: 2/13/2011 6:12:00 AM
Many congrats on your win in Michael's contest with this double Limerick....:)
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Date: 2/5/2011 8:38:00 AM
Hi Nette - Congratulations on your WIN in Michael's contest. Best wishes, KC
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Date: 2/3/2011 1:55:00 AM
Congrats on your win with this one, nette! Didn't think of Bill Gates! see you around, hugs--nikko :)
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Date: 2/2/2011 4:05:00 PM
Congratulations on the well deserved win in the contest, nette
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Date: 2/1/2011 7:01:00 PM
Congratulations are in order I see! Way to go, nette. LUv, Andrea
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Date: 2/1/2011 5:37:00 PM
enjoyed it Nette.... imaginative and a wicongrats to younner!
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Date: 2/1/2011 3:39:00 PM
Congrats, Nette. Great win. Nice going. Ralph
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Date: 2/1/2011 3:35:00 PM
Nette, Congratulations on your win! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 2/1/2011 3:33:00 PM
Congratulations o your win Nette
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Date: 2/1/2011 2:58:00 PM
Very good Nette, a well deserved win my dear poet friend....always Michael
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Date: 2/1/2011 2:32:00 PM
Big congrats Nette my friend on your super win in Michael's first contest with this terrific write and entry luv... enjoy another chart topping success with luv..
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Date: 2/1/2011 2:22:00 PM
Good duet of limericks here. Well written and humorous.
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Date: 1/31/2011 6:10:00 PM
funny....
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Date: 1/31/2011 11:19:00 AM
Very clever and witty limerick, Nette. Gates would be a good target for a fly on the wall. Wishing you success in Michael's contest. Love, Carolyn
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Date: 1/31/2011 2:27:00 AM
A nice humorous write!-kashinath
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Date: 1/30/2011 11:08:00 PM
Hi nette, this is cool, just love it. i'd love to be a fly when Michael judges these. Harry
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Date: 1/30/2011 9:51:00 PM
EVen funnier would be to snoop on that arrogant one, Donald Trump
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Date: 1/30/2011 9:50:00 PM
Hey, this is cool, Nette. That is a good person to spy on and learn how to deal on WAll street. Don't know if I'd want to see him bathing though. hahaha. LUv, Andrea
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