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Bed Sores - For Wit of Twain Contest

He spends one more day in his bed. To-do-lists run all ‘round his head. Noon came and then passed, he’s still on his ass. A hard day of work, he most dreads! “If man had created man, he’d be ashamed of his performance.” – Mark Twain

Copyright © | Year Posted 2015




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Date: 7/25/2015 5:34:00 AM
!!! : > )...Way to go.Congrats..Sara
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Date: 7/22/2015 3:16:00 AM
Very fine write Rhonda, most of us love being lazy,, congrats on ur win!
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Date: 7/20/2015 9:20:00 PM
Good one, Rhonda! Congrats on your win! Love, Kim
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Date: 7/19/2015 3:22:00 PM
Haha..made me smile. Congrats. BG
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Date: 7/19/2015 3:08:00 PM
HI, Rhonda. If I had not taken off for near rhymes, this would have done even better. It's a great limerick for the theme! (I think you mean "passed" for past.) Congrats, and thanks for supporting my contest.
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Date: 7/19/2015 2:32:00 PM
Rhonda, Congratulations on your awesome win... LOVE SKAT
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Date: 7/19/2015 1:38:00 PM
Ah, those were the days, Rhonda, before I bought my good lady a cattle prod for Christmas. Fun verse, and congratulations, Viv x
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Date: 7/19/2015 1:35:00 PM
Rhonda, this is a great limerick. Congratulations on your win:-)Alexis
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Date: 7/19/2015 10:56:00 AM
a great fun write Rhonda many congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 7/6/2015 11:06:00 AM
This is very good, Rhonda! Now I know where the bed sores came from! I ought to take a leaf out of his book...I never stop working! hugs // paul
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Date: 7/5/2015 3:53:00 AM
Fun write. Enjoyed reading it. Tfs
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Date: 7/5/2015 1:10:00 AM
Yes, we do have our moments, especially when it comes to home repairs. Fun write, Rhonda. Viv x
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Date: 7/4/2015 5:35:00 AM
lol! He's the one about whom it is written " As a door turns on its hinges, so a sluggard turns on his bed". Way to go, Rhonda. Expect this to be high on the podium! Have a great 4th!
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Date: 7/1/2015 5:51:00 PM
lol....the sign of a man making a plan...procrastination
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Date: 7/1/2015 2:09:00 PM
Chuckle chuckle...Good one, dear. Bit of Twain is good for the soul. I say this as I'm sitting comfy on my ASS! ;) Hugs!! Good luck.
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