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Bawdy Limerick

A buxom young lady named Mary whose nipples were dreadfully hairy Tried waxing and plucking When no one was looking But re-growth was terribly scary Written especially for Roy Jerden’s Bawdy Bawdy Bawdy Misss Clawdy Contest 5th May 2014

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Joyce Johnson

Date: 8/20/2019 10:57:00 AM

Congratulations Jan and thank you for your comments on mine. I like limericks but don't do bawdy very well. Love, Joyce

Jan Allison
Date: 8/21/2019 3:12:00 PM

Thanks Joyce I love the humour in limericks and try not to be too bawdy:-) Hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf

Date: 8/19/2019 9:25:00 PM

Another Jan special! (Translation - makes gw blush a bit). LOL. Congrats on your win in Andrea's contest, Jan. :) gw

Jan Allison
Date: 8/21/2019 3:10:00 PM

Thanks so much gw:-) Hugs Jan xx

Janice Canerdy

Date: 8/19/2019 3:43:00 PM

Good one, Jan! CONGRATS! Janice

Jan Allison
Date: 8/21/2019 3:10:00 PM

Thanks so much janice:-) Hugs Jan xx

Gary Smith

Date: 8/19/2019 2:59:00 PM

An excellent bawdy Limerick Jan, congrats. :)

Jan Allison
Date: 8/19/2019 3:02:00 PM

Thanks Gary I still get criticism for writing bawdy limericks but I will never stop having fun with this form:-) Hugs Jan xx

Kim Merryman

Date: 8/19/2019 9:31:00 AM

That poor girl! Great limerick, Jan! Congrats on your win! Blessings, Kim

Jan Allison
Date: 8/19/2019 3:00:00 PM

Thanks kim:-) Hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 8/18/2019 10:13:00 PM

Yikes all the way around! LOL and congrats, Jan!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/19/2019 2:59:00 PM

Thanks kim:-) Hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 8/18/2019 8:20:00 PM

Congrats on your win in my contest. Jan. Bawdy and very well metered, just as I would expect from you!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/19/2019 2:58:00 PM

It was actually one of my early attempts and a particular favourite of mine, it was difficult to choose one for the contest:-) Hugs Jan xx

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 9/29/2016 10:42:00 PM

Jan, Congratulations on your awesome win. Stop by my latest Blog "Beautiful, But Fragile" if you'd like. Always & Forever ~LINDA~

Jan Allison
Date: 9/30/2016 8:08:00 AM

Thanks so much Linda it is great to get this some more views lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lenny Gazbowski

Date: 5/13/2016 12:24:00 PM

hahaha :-) love this Jan !

Jan Allison
Date: 9/25/2016 9:53:00 AM

Thanks Lenny sorry for the delay in replying to you:-) hugs Jan xx

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 6/17/2014 1:03:00 AM

hehehe,,, This gets too crazy... Linda...

Jan Allison
Date: 6/17/2014 1:10:00 AM

It's the only way I', surviving at the moment LOL :-) hugs Jan x

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 6/16/2014 7:56:00 PM

Nice to hear that, I tried to make my Dad's day sweet as possible as well... Something different. :)

Jan Allison
Date: 6/17/2014 12:46:00 AM

:-) Jan xxx

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 6/15/2014 7:23:00 PM

anytime Jan, hope you had a wonderful Father's Day...Linda

Jan Allison
Date: 6/16/2014 12:53:00 AM

We tried to make it as special as possible Linda was tough though:-( Hugs Jan xxxx Hope yours was great too :-)

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 6/14/2014 12:06:00 AM

Jan, :)Congratulations on your win. "Linda"

Jan Allison
Date: 6/14/2014 2:27:00 AM

Thanks for dropping by Linda. Hugs as ever Jan xxxx

Paul Callus

Date: 6/11/2014 3:53:00 PM

Great wittiness, Jan! So good for a laugh. Congrats on a merited win. // paul

Paul Callus
Date: 6/11/2014 4:35:00 PM

Hope the burden is not too hard to carry....

Jan Allison
Date: 6/11/2014 4:11:00 PM

Thanks Paul I need as much laughter in my life as I can get at the moment:-) Hugs Jan xxxx

Sara Kendrick

Date: 6/9/2014 6:00:00 PM

I may copy and paste congrats but I have read your work and find it exceptional…Sara

Jan Allison
Date: 6/9/2014 6:07:00 PM

Sara you have made my day with your incredible comment in a way you will never know. Please drop by jadazzle united as I also write with Darren Watson as a partnership - you may also enjoy our works together.... we share the same sense of humour! Hugs Jan