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Artificial Intelligence

(political tongue-in-cheek humor) (no political sense of humor...pass this one up) Artificial Intelligence has been around a long time: before Biden invented the wheel, was first man to step foot on the moon...before he crossed the Delaware to rout out the British, thus saving the colonies. Before Pete Buttigieg made safe the railways of the US. Before Barack Obama ended Racial Injustice. Before my first wife said that I was an experiment failed (what did she know!?) – before my parents hated the electric guitar (hmm...) – before the Natural High of God was replaced by formaldehyde laced weed. Before Clinton invented bleach. Before Harris saved the Southern Border from invasion, and is now headed to our Northern Border by flatulence filled balloon to make her explosive presence felt there as well (reader, please feel free to comment with your own be-fores)....

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Suzette Richards

Date: 3/13/2023 7:18:00 AM

Since George W Bush's speech form his sandbox: 'You are either for us, or against us", it has all gone south (as far as the border with Mexico). Who was it that said that we get the politicians we deserve?

Joe Dimino
Date: 3/13/2023 9:43:00 AM

Hi Suzette; for too many years folks thought that politics was a once a year spectacular, that had no real downside, for, other than minor differences, we were all loving of America no matter who was elected. Well, complacency has come home to roast. While people were indulging themselves, in their little kingdoms, the less free world around them was closing in, to soon crush all independence. Get a good New World Order Dictionary. All will need one soon.

Joe Maverick

Date: 2/28/2023 1:44:00 PM

Before Harris.. B H )) Just thinking on that ballon line 'causes a pregnant pause' to reign Yet maybe all we will receive 'wiil be hot air And hyped up despair.'

Joe Dimino
Date: 3/1/2023 7:00:00 AM

Hot air and hyped-up despair. No joke, Joe; as America falls to Global Marxist, so follows the rest of the free world. We are near entering a thousand years of purification on this planet, that will be a living hell for our offspring. Not something we want to go before our creator and admit, look at the mess we left of our chances for heaven on earth. Blessings my friend.

Valsa George

Date: 2/22/2023 9:39:00 PM

I feel I am not competent to make any comments as I see only a one sided picture got through the media. Some how I enjoyed reading your wise and humorous political lampoon....! Enjoyed reading about Kamala Harris's 'flatuence filled balloon'

Joe Dimino
Date: 2/23/2023 5:09:00 AM

Hi Valsa; thank you. If other people have contrary views, picks, please do not hesitate to post them. I will not say a word of objection. As long as the post, to my mind, is witty and without threats or foul language. It is all tasteless fun. Blessings my friend.

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 2/22/2023 4:46:00 PM

I say each parties free to write their own funnies. I’ll just hurrah the formaldehyde laced weed, the flatulence-filled balloon, before he crossed the Delaware (I think we can all find that one funny…why not?!

Joe Dimino
Date: 2/22/2023 7:36:00 PM

What the heck...thank you, Kim. Have a great evening!

Michael Tor

Date: 2/21/2023 11:41:00 PM

Joe your point is well taken my friend. Biden is supporting Ukraine but insist that China not support Russia. Do you see the hypocrisy in that. They are all in on it, they are all evil and have planned this out and we are at war whether we like it or not. Look to the sky and listen for that trumpet Joe because Jesus will be here my friend...

Joe Dimino
Date: 2/22/2023 3:29:00 AM

Hi michael; thank you for very wise comments. You see truth as I see it. Blessings my friend. With you a 100%.

Panagiota Romios

Date: 2/20/2023 5:19:00 PM

Hi Prince. I don’t live with squirrels, angels or flowers. I live in the USA run by a madman. Who flies to the Ukraine but would not dare get close to Ohio nor death city Chicago.he lives in a world of fantasy, you and I as poets.unafraid to call him on it. Lay the dead whales on the White House lawm, his idea..windmills in the Ocean. He needs to dress like Willy Wonka in a fantasy world. I am unafraid to stand for the USA, Panagiota

Joe Dimino
Date: 2/20/2023 6:13:00 PM

Hi Pangie; thank you for your brave support of our nation. I can't see these riffs between blue and red states ever being healed. Blue and red states are far too morally and politically divided. I will never accept Marxist rule. But old folks like myself are on borrowed time, a couple years left maybe, and most of us will be gone. And the young people today, I am not so certain that they know any better. Enough of them may think that totalitarian governance is wonderful, so long as one's self has a ruling seat at the Round Table. Godless fools. Blessings my friend.

Speaks Volumes

Date: 2/20/2023 4:29:00 PM

I promised myself never again to get into political debate on Soup. I wrote some beauties but I will leave them safely tucked away my saved word file. The idea of your poem is first class Joe. A charming read, despite our political persuasion. Cheers Wen.

Joe Dimino
Date: 2/20/2023 6:27:00 PM

I hear you Win; don't blame. No fun in putting one's self out there. It is not pretty. Blessings my friend.