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Sue needed the loo in a rush But nothing would come out her tush Sue’s so constipated Oops I’ll get berated Loo humour – no I will not hush! There’s nothing wrong with a poop word Crass comments are simply absurd So I’ll write about pooh And using the loo Or even on a floating turd Written for Jenna Logan's collaboration, BUT I decided to post it on my page too, its a fact I write bawdy poop poems but I break no rules and if folk don't like them simple - they don't have to read them nor do they have to make snide comments on other poet's poems 03/30/22

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Fj Thomas

Date: 1/8/2023 12:33:00 PM

Lolol crazy woman! I know I haven't been around but I do hope you are okay. Just read a collaborative ode to you on Tania's page and you cannot help but chuckle. Let me know you're alright please ma'am.

Phyllis Babcock

Date: 4/6/2022 9:22:00 AM

A purrfect poo poem Jan. Lol love phyl

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 4/6/2022 8:50:00 AM

This was the perfect poem to read today; so refreshing!

Mike Gentile

Date: 4/4/2022 9:04:00 AM

Poop yourself to happiness JAN! LOL!!!!!

Bobby May

Date: 4/2/2022 6:03:00 PM

Hahahahaha LOL Sis!!

Michelle Faulkner

Date: 4/2/2022 9:20:00 AM

Hey, everybody poops! Why not write about it, and you are the queen!

Pashang Salehi

Date: 4/1/2022 11:48:00 PM

Jan, you are so wonderful... Oprah Winfrey's famous quote is, Everybody looks at their poop... Haha

John Watt

Date: 4/1/2022 3:54:00 PM

I'm glad you posted here because I hadn't yet seen Jenna's collab in the never-ending battle for tolerance and freedom of speech. You inspired me to drop a couple of "logs" on the fire... by the way, I'm shocked that your photo got past the Soup censors as neither of the poo piles is wearing a stitch of clothing! Hugs ~ John

Anil Deo

Date: 4/1/2022 2:12:00 AM

Just in time Jan! I said it's gonna be April 1st; what's on Jan, isle of Mann Man's) mind? I agree, though the words-police are discussing YOU with their lawyers. They cited me today for faring to say, ,"Jesus smiled." What if I thought JESUS LAUGHED?! pooped? He was 100 percent human, right? Love u, sis. Anil Neil Deo

Harry Horsman

Date: 3/31/2022 10:08:00 PM

Love them all, Jan, and the clever ways you keep on creating them. Love your title 'as a warning maybe?'

Tania Kitchin

Date: 3/31/2022 4:20:00 PM

Jan, I hope you keep writing them, I love your humor and your limericks! Your poop poems can make me smile even on an off day! Hugs

Janice Canerdy

Date: 3/31/2022 2:32:00 PM

Stand up for your rights, Jan! :-) This is well-written and clever. Janice

Rico Leffanta

Date: 3/31/2022 11:13:00 AM

It is like sex, we all do it BUTT must not talk about it? Aloha!

Jan Allison
Date: 3/31/2022 11:45:00 AM

why not lol, its a natural process i write about poop - others are just full of it, rest assured I will continue to write silly poems unless my pen suffers from constipation again lol:-)

Eve Roper

Date: 3/30/2022 6:43:00 PM

I thought collaboration you can post on yours on the other person. It wouldn't be right if you didn't because you had a joint effort. Blessings with lots of inspiration my friend

Jan Allison
Date: 3/31/2022 11:46:00 AM

I've posted it on Jenna's collab but wanted to make a point that I will not be put down by folk who are hell bent on causing issues on the site:-) hugs Jan xx

Jenna Logan

Date: 3/30/2022 5:30:00 PM

Thanks for joining in the collaboration, Jan. The snide one must suffer from some deficiency or jealousy by continuing to make unkind remarks about the type of limericks we write. It's her problem, not ours.

Jan Allison
Date: 3/30/2022 6:18:00 PM

It backfires on her Jenna, it just spurs me on to write more poop lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Frederic Parker

Date: 3/30/2022 3:50:00 PM

if they have an issue give them a tissue... already used of course

Jan Allison
Date: 3/30/2022 4:00:00 PM

lol Frederic, thanks for the giggle, love the new avatar:-) hugs Jan xx