A Memorable Meal

My Aunt Crystal was a great cook
With her meals, we were truly blest
Oh, but there was one of those meals
Much more memorable than the rest!

Just like all of her Sunday meals
All that you'd want would be there
Chicken fried to a golden brown
The smell of apple pie in the air

Beans, "taters", and at this affair 
A glass of apple cider in range
At each place there were vitamins
Considerate I thought, but strange

Uncle Ben bowed his head to say grace
Of course we would all do the same
In anxious anticipation 
I'd peek at chicken callin' my name!

After "Amen", Uncle Ben looked up
Grabbed his juice and took a big drink
Shook his head with a frown and said,
"Ma, this cider has turned, I think!"

Silence then fell like it was shot 
Aunt Crystal said, "Wait a minute!"
Bringing back the bottle she said,
"There's apple cider vinegar in it!"

The roaring laughter did not tarnish
Her culinary prowess one bit
But for sure, I just have to say
That's one meal I'll never forget!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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De Beaulieu Avatar
May 29, 2018 at 2:43 PM
Hello Pat ,I enjoyed this poem. i got the giggles reading this poem. Have a nice day my friend.
Adams Avatar
May 29, 2018 at 2:55 PM
I'm glad you liked it Darlene. It was extremely funny at the time!...............pat
Hoffman Avatar
May 28, 2018 at 6:55 PM
Love the fun nostalgia humor in this family get together Pat; thanks for the ear to ear smile on this Memorial Day!~Che :)
Adams Avatar
May 29, 2018 at 2:54 PM
Very sweet of you to say Cheryl. I always glad to hear from you, (read from you?!?!), anyway thanks!......pat
Wanter Avatar
May 28, 2018 at 3:49 PM
Love family stories like that. Like my baby sister using a can of Campbell's Chicken Noodle as the liquid in her first dressing.
Adams Avatar
May 29, 2018 at 2:52 PM
Wow, I bet that was a little thin! I pulled a few boners myself over the years.....80).........pat
Gauthier Avatar
May 28, 2018 at 3:04 PM
LOL well penned, Pat. A most enjoyable read.
Adams Avatar
May 29, 2018 at 2:46 PM
Thank You line. For me, unforgettable!........80)
Allison Avatar
May 28, 2018 at 1:54 PM
ha ha ha I loved the build up describing the food and then had to laugh at the cider vinegar ... I bet that drink tasted pretty vile lol :-) hugs Jan xx
Adams Avatar
May 29, 2018 at 2:44 PM
If only the look on his face could of be captured! Classic!!!!......80)
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