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A Hair Raising Poem - Bawdy

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Stark naked, Sue walks down her stairs Huge boobies dangle like ripe pears Sue’s ‘hair’ stylist was lax With her Brazilian wax Short curlies remain, but who cares! 8,8,6,6,8 Checked with How Many Syllables Limerick Contest Sponsored by Tania Kitchin 05/15/23

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John Read

Date: 6/19/2023 6:33:00 AM

Love your wicked sense of humour Jan.xx

David Mcsorley

Date: 6/14/2023 1:42:00 AM

Made me laugh x

Jack Horne

Date: 6/5/2023 5:26:00 AM

LOL, I know you shared both of these with me but enjoying them again - so glad it was a winner

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 5/30/2023 12:31:00 PM

love it like before. Congrats, Jan

Janice Canerdy

Date: 5/28/2023 5:47:00 PM

Jan, a big CONGRATS on your well-deserved win! Janice

Alexis Y.

Date: 5/28/2023 1:45:00 PM

Hi Jan, I'm just coming back to say congratulations on your 1st place win. It was well deserved. Have a great day:-)Alexis

Tania Kitchin

Date: 5/28/2023 11:07:00 AM

Jan, congratulations on your first place win, very bawdy and hilarious! hugs

Craig Munn

Date: 5/23/2023 7:46:00 AM

good limerick..you turned me on for sure...lol...

Jan Allison
Date: 5/24/2023 1:49:00 PM

lol love your reply Craig lol xx

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 5/19/2023 9:45:00 AM

Bawdy and clever Jan - imagination rife, had a real chuckle, best of luck in the contest. Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.

Jan Allison
Date: 5/24/2023 1:49:00 PM

Thanks Jennifer:-) hugs jan xx

Gershon Wolf

Date: 5/18/2023 7:33:00 PM

'Short curlies' remain... Think the guys'll notice?! lol. Thanks for the chuckle, Jan

Jan Allison
Date: 5/24/2023 1:48:00 PM

Thanks GW:-) hugs jan xx

Sara Kendrick

Date: 5/18/2023 1:43:00 PM

Definitely on top with the bawdiesness. I got a chuckle out of it. Thanks for sharing. Sara

Jan Allison
Date: 5/24/2023 1:48:00 PM

Thanks Sara:-) hugs jan xx

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 5/17/2023 6:49:00 PM

Hilarious Jan, who’d care when blessed with an enormous pair dangling like ripe pears… Belle

Jan Allison
Date: 5/17/2023 11:53:00 PM

lol. perhaps they are so big she couldn't see the furry bits left lol:-) hugs jan xx I googled furry pussy for a pic - BIG mistake lol all i could do was laugh so loudly son came to see what the noise was - when I told him he says 'oh mother' I decided the wax pic was a safer option to google then lol

Valsa George

Date: 5/17/2023 5:29:00 AM

What an 'astounding' scene! This is truly bawdy........ :) All the Best in the contest, Jan

Jan Allison
Date: 5/17/2023 11:52:00 PM

thanks Valsa:-) hugs jan xx

Anisha Dutta

Date: 5/16/2023 11:52:00 PM

Yes. ‘WHO CARES’ Have Good Days Love. Welcome back . I missed you long.

Jan Allison
Date: 5/17/2023 11:52:00 PM

thanks Anisha:-) hugs jan xx

Lin Lane

Date: 5/16/2023 3:03:00 PM

Jan... ;-) Besides the visual of "short curlies," I'm not sure I'll ever take a bite of another pear without thinking of this limerick!

Jan Allison
Date: 5/17/2023 11:51:00 PM

Lol Lin - got to say I am not a great fan of pears as it is lol:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 5/16/2023 11:16:00 AM

oh my what an image. haha. Good one.

Jan Allison
Date: 5/17/2023 11:51:00 PM

Thanks Andrea:-) hugs Jan xx

Terry Flood

Date: 5/15/2023 4:57:00 PM

Oh sh*t… I found what I thought was a fly’s leg in my porridge… now you’ve got me worried. Next time, I’ll call Sue a cab! Funny, Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 5/17/2023 11:51:00 PM

hahaha:-) hugs jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 5/15/2023 3:44:00 PM

Hi Jan, This is a good entry for the contest. I would want a refund and take my business elsewhere lol! Best wishes in the contest:-) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 5/17/2023 11:50:00 PM

Thanks Alexis:-) hugs jan xx

David Kavanagh

Date: 5/15/2023 3:18:00 PM

Hey I care and feel shortchanged by Sue’s hairstylist, well not really, this one’s still a silky smooth limerick Jan, all the best for contest cheers David

Jan Allison
Date: 5/17/2023 11:50:00 PM

lol David, I've done a re write of the poem but will probably save it for the book I'm working on - it went to 5 verses in the end lol:-) hugs Jan xx