A Comic's Final Joke - During the Covid Pandemic

Written by Gail DeBole
On December 8, 2021
Updated on February 6, 2025

Before his fans entered the funeral’s door
They all read a sign that they couldn’t ignore.

The sign listed rules to be followed by his fans
Who had come to show respect for this funny man.

He wanted to make sure his mourners stayed safe.
To not follow these mandates would not help their fate.

Before they could enter to pay their respects
The first request was to all disinfect

By cleaning their hands with sanitizer provided
While social distancing six feet - they were all reminded.

Everyone had to show a card that proved
They were vaccinated at least times two.

They were all to wear masks to filter the air
In case Covid was in attendance there.

The comic - so funny while he was alive
Couldn’t resist entertaining even after he died.

Lying very still in a handsome blue suit
The comic exuded humor even though he was mute.

And as each person approached the casket to say a goodbye
Some laughed or you could see a smile in their eyes. 

For the comic was lying there even in death
Wearing a face mask to not be a threat!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021

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Callus Avatar
April 23, 2023 at 1:18 PM
Death and the pandemic are usually taken dead serious, Gail! But luckily you have a good sense of humor, so much so that I had to smile and then grin and then laugh :) ~ Best regards, my friend // paul
Debole Avatar
April 23, 2023 at 3:18 PM
Hi Paul, Such a sad time for the world. I believe that some humor can help us cope. Poetry provides us (poets) with an outlet to cope in many situations, grow, move on, and help others by sharing. -Thanks for stopping by.
DiMino Avatar
November 11, 2022 at 5:03 PM
Very cute:) Love it! But they wouldn't let him into heaven, because they weren't certain who he was:) Michael had the last laugh.
Debole Avatar
November 11, 2022 at 5:08 PM
Ah, I see your clever and humorous point! Thanks for stopping by.
Kendrick Avatar
April 3, 2022 at 4:24 PM
Well, I have wonder if the person could still be emitting virus spores which would infect others after they were dead, but I guess that after so many hours the virus could not continue to live. I enjoyed reading your work. I wonder if he was protecting himself from those who might bring him something. LOL..Thanks for the visits to my page. Sara
Debole Avatar
April 8, 2022 at 2:57 PM
Hi Sara, Thank you for stopping by and leaving your take on this poem. - Best Regards, Gail
Staton Avatar
February 26, 2022 at 5:10 AM
Very amusing poem. I have to agree with the comic though, safety first...
Debole Avatar
February 26, 2022 at 6:02 PM
Hi Valene, Glad that you found humor in the poem. Hasn't been a great situation, but finding humor can be helpful. Hope all is well in your life. Thank you for stopping by. - Gail
Deo Avatar
January 10, 2022 at 8:49 PM
Funny and imaginative ( especially mask on his dead face). Shalom shalom / blessings
Debole Avatar
January 16, 2022 at 1:01 PM
Hi Anil, Thank you for letting me know your thoughts. I am glad you found humor in this poem. - Gail
Goff Avatar
January 2, 2022 at 7:31 PM
Wonderful macabre humor Gail!
Debole Avatar
January 3, 2022 at 4:54 PM
Hello James, Glad you enjoyed it! - Gail
M  Avatar
December 16, 2021 at 2:34 PM
Hi Gail…..what a great poem and so cleverly written! Loved it! Debx
Debole Avatar
December 16, 2021 at 4:25 PM
Hi Deb, Thank you for reading my poem and taking the time to let me know your thoughts. - Be well and happy holidays! Gail
Lane Avatar
December 10, 2021 at 6:58 AM
He must've left strict instructions as to how he wanted his last gig to be set. LOL It's accomplished in good humor, Gail.
Debole Avatar
December 10, 2021 at 8:52 AM
Hi Lin, Thanks for stopping by and commenting! This was purely fictional, but I tried to incorporate a message to everyone in a humorous way. -Stay safe, Gail
Boles Avatar
December 8, 2021 at 7:22 PM
LOL. Once a comedian, always a comedian. Very funny, neatly laid out story Gail!...ab
Debole Avatar
December 9, 2021 at 4:41 AM
Hello Anselmo, Thank you for letting me know your response. Glad this provided a chuckle for you! Have a wonderful day, Gail
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